BEST & WORST???

[habitualhealth]

online pickup lines ever....

Go.



(i actually need help with this)

 

[Lestat]

writing an e-book?

 

[eat big]

writing an e-book?

Using the Karma Store to get 'nanni.

 

[Y_lifter]

SUYT

 

[habitualhealth]

writing an e-book?

Naw, I was asked to fill out a questionnaire and that was one of the questions. Why not come to the biggest e-flirt fest there is for help?!

I mean geez, you guys DID create a "club" of e-flirting haters.

 

[Lestat]

Naw, I was asked to fill out a questionnaire and that was one of the questions. Why not come to the biggest e-flirt fest there is for help?!

I mean geez, you guys DID create a "club" of e-flirting haters.

well from my experience the best pick up lines are:

nice ass
can I see your tits?
do you like anal
I'd love to spray my hot load all over your face baby
I want to impale you with my huge flesh sword.

worst pick up lines are:

I feel like we have so much in common
talking to you is great fun
you are very attractive
I love the fact that you are smart
ive got a small penis

 

[patsfan1379]

whore

 

[habitualhealth]

whore

ignorant

 

[patsfan1379]

i kid i kid

 

[heatherrae]

Let's see:

"You have the whitest teeth I have ever come across."

"Baby, if beauty were dogfood, you'd be a 50 lb bag."

"Got any pics of your bewbs?"

 

[habitualhealth]

Let's see:

"You have the whitest teeth I have ever come across."

"Baby, if beauty were dogfood, you'd be a 50 lb bag."

"Got any pics of your bewbs?"

tell me someone hasn't used this on you?

dear god. no wonder i'm still single.

 

[KillahBee]

I don't think there is a such thing, is there?

 

[habitualhealth]

I don't think there is a such thing, is there?

clearly there is...you've been reeled in a few times, no?



(youch)

 

[Y_lifter]

darlin, you must use windex in your laundry because I can totally
see myself in your pants.

 

[Miss24k]

darlin, you must use windex in your laundry because I can totally
see myself in your pants.

 

[KillahBee]

clearly there is...you've been reeled in a few times, no?



(youch)

Oh, you must mean the sex that I have had, the vast amounts of booty/gash/masturbating pics chicks have sent me and the.....well, let's not go there.

Then yes, I was reeled in.

And goddamn I liked it.

But yeah, for adults, cheesy lines aren't necessary.

 

[alien amp pharm]

 

[patsfan1379]

wtf was that

 

[alien amp pharm]

wtf was that

 

[Lestat]

aap you bitter?

 

[alien amp pharm]

aap you bitter?

actually the females say I am slightly salty.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

best for a guy to use on a women would be, "Hi, I'm a multi-billionaire." worst would be, "hi, my name is the shadow."

 

[RottenWillow]

well from my experience the best pick up lines are:

nice ass
can I see your tits?
do you like anal
I'd love to spray my hot load all over your face baby
I want to impale you with my huge flesh sword.

"Have I fucked you get?" is awesome if a guy delivers it with the right sense of humor. I'm ice cold to try to pick up, but that one made me lol.

 

[patsfan1379]

actually the females say I am slightly salty.

shazammy.

zing!

 

[RottenWillow]

Whitney! I just remembered the name of the dude that ran that one on me.

 

[Lestat]

"Have I fucked you get?" is awesome if a guy delivers it with the right sense of humor. I'm ice cold to try to pick up, but that one made me lol.

lol! that is a good one. I'll try to pull that one off sometime.

 

[bigmann245]

how about.... i love the way you type

 

[nimbus]

"You have the whitest teeth I have ever come across."

bwahahaha

 

[heatherrae]

tell me someone hasn't used this on you?

dear god. no wonder i'm still single.

Yes, I kid you not. This guy was the biggest redneck in the world and actually said that to me. Scary part is that he meant it in all sincerity to be a compliment. You know the 50lb bag of dogfood is as big as they get...lol. He didn't see why I wasn't thrilled with the dogfood analogy. Hell, he didn't even know what the word "analogy" meant.

;-)

 

[The Shadow]

best for a guy to use on a women would be, "Hi, I'm a multi-billionaire." worst would be, "hi, my name is the shadow."

SO true...lol

 

[wootoom]

i am snacho

 

[heatherrae]

i am snacho

LOL ....SNACHO....oh wow! sounds like a euphemism for kitty kitty.

 

[habitualhealth]

how about one that actually worked, alien fart fart?

 

[habitualhealth]

Yes, I kid you not. This guy was the biggest redneck in the world and actually said that to me. Scary part is that he meant it in all sincerity to be a compliment. You know the 50lb bag of dogfood is as big as they get...lol. He didn't see why I wasn't thrilled with the dogfood analogy. Hell, he didn't even know what the word "analogy" meant.

;-)

Biggest redneck? Oh, I tried to tell aap to stop using that one.

 

[velvett]

"Are they real?" (eye color not boobs as it tirned out)
"Wanna Fuck?"
"Hi."

 

[patsfan1379]

"Are they real?" (eye color not boobs as it tirned out)
"Wanna Fuck?"
"Hi."

someone actually said "wanna fuck" to you?

what was your reaction?

 

[Sub-Zero]

online pickup lines ever....

Go.



(i actually need help with this)

Best: I was going to use the "is that you in your avatar" line, but i realized that if you are as angelic as you appear in the flesh, you would see right through it.

Worst: Your jacked in that av, are you post op or pre-op?

 

[velvett]

someone actually said "wanna fuck" to you?

what was your reaction?

I laughed.

Apparently the kind of laugh where you know the difference between laugh with and laughing at.

It actually became an inside joke for a very long time and has been used since in a variety of situations.

 

[patsfan1379]

I laughed.

Apparently the kind of laugh where you know the difference between laugh with and laughing at.

It actually became an inside joke for a very long time and has been used since in a variety of situations.

lets fuck.

 

[Sub-Zero]

bwahahaha

lol i wasnt sure if she even meant it to be that. lol @ cum across