Best way to drop some fat...

[JeSt3r]

ok well.....the fat that i have seems to gather around my stomach (duh) and my legs...my chest and arms are very low in fat...(practically none)...what do you think the best way would be to help get rid of this besides dieting...would yohimburn work? or do i gotta shoot for sumthing like hydroxycut

 

[jerkbox]

both, but diet is crucial

 

[Raptorex]

binge and purge...works awesome!

 

[RaZor Ramon]

liposuction

 

[Lao Tzu]

liposuction

yup.

I would also recommend subdermal injections of DNP and methamphetamine.

 

[strangebrew]

yup.

I would also recommend subdermal injections of DNP and methamphetamine.

Wtf? You shouldn't be giving out bad advice like that. Don't you know DNP is only for anorexics?

 

[plornive]

Slice off whatever fat you don't want with a razor blade to build the ideal you.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

1200mg of DNP a day for 7 days. If you survive, you will be shredded.

 

[theoak01]

Tried HIIT cardio yet? Im just getting started doing it and I love it,hopefully it works aswell as people say

 

[from zero]

Do whatever the fuck you want, but if you don't have a proper diet, nothing's going to work.

 

[BileStew]

Do whatever the fuck you want, but if you don't have a proper diet, nothing's going to work.

Yea, what the fat kid said!!!

 

[ChefWide]

The best way to dump fat is to ban Lumberg.






















J/K Fuzzy Lumkins

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Slice off whatever fat you don't want with a razor blade to build the ideal you.

Agreed. If you're really fat just ask a friend to take a chain saw to it Scarface style. Be sorted in no time, and you won't have to pay an arm and a leg for lipo.

 

[BileStew]

Agreed. If you're really fat just ask a friend to take a chain saw to it Scarface style. Be sorted in no time, and you won't have to pay an arm and a leg for lipo.

Unless you're going for the Texas Chainsaw route, that would be kind of messy, don't you think? Plus, the price of paper towels have gone up as well.

He would need one of those Japanese hibachi chef's with a freshly sharpened Ginsu to do the deed.

 

[ChefWide]

You could roll around on my iron german 'flat top' and just rend that lard off...

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Unless you're going for the Texas Chainsaw route, that would be kind of messy, don't you think? Plus, the price of paper towels have gone up as well.

He would need one of those Japanese hibachi chef's with a freshly sharpened Ginsu to do the deed.

Damn, you know your shit orb

 

[BileStew]

Damn, you know your shit orb

Chef Wide has been PM'ing me chapters of "Knife Tips for the Beginner Serial Killer" by Emeril.

 

[ChefWide]

Chef Wide has been PM'ing me chapters of "Knife Tips for the Beginner Serial Killer" by Emeril.

Emeril is a drunk. I want to slug him in the throat.

 

[BileStew]

Emeril is a drunk. I want to slug him in the throat.

Let me know when it's on PPV. I'll buy that for sure.

Just make sure when you slug him, you're wearing surgical gloves. You don't want your DNA anywhere. If that happens, you could mistakenly be tied to the ballistics issue Crak is having with the FBI and the handicapped parking tag.

 

[WODIN]

PGF2A, use splines to to micro injections and it will kill the fat cells in that location.

Oh it also causes extream intestinal cramping and explosive diarrhea.

 

[ChefWide]

Let me know when it's on PPV. I'll buy that for sure.

Just make sure when you slug him, you're wearing surgical gloves. You don't want your DNA anywhere. If that happens, you could mistakenly be tied to the ballistics issue Crak is having with the FBI and the handicapped parking tag.

Uh, that's a Roger, Roger, what's your vector, Victor? Stop calling me Shirley.

 

[ChefWide]

... and explosive diarrhea.

You are the fucking MAN!



(I have always loved you.)

 

[WODIN]

You are the fucking MAN!



(I have always loved you.)

I know.

 

[ChefWide]

I know.

anything that induces 'explosive diarhea' is the shit.

Croton oil. Two drops in the coffee and WeightedVestFag will crap his pants before he can get up from his desk. I'm talking high pressure foam insulation.

 

[BileStew]

anything that induces 'explosive diarhea' is the shit.

Croton oil. Two drops in the coffee and WeightedVestFag will crap his pants before he can get up from his desk. I'm talking high pressure foam insulation.

Remind me not to piss you off.

 

[plornive]

anything that induces 'explosive diarhea' is the shit.

Croton oil. Two drops in the coffee and WeightedVestFag will crap his pants before he can get up from his desk. I'm talking high pressure foam insulation.

Add a small crystal of LSD and a big crystal of meth and OfficeFatty will turn into a hysterical frothing-at-the-mouth diarhea-chute.

 

[ChefWide]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to plornive again.

diarhea-chute.