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*** Best MAN Story Ever ***

thats gonna work out really well for you when you are like 50 and all by yourself..
 
mightymouse69 said:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, bought and played guitars, wasted money, rode Harley's, drank beer, and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End
 
mightymouse69 said:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said. . .
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. . .yes. . .and 15 years later she can still give him that "look" that makes his heart go pitter-patter, like the sounds of their children's feet skipping across the hardwood floors.

There is no "end" in sight. :)
 
heatherrae said:
Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End
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dark
 
heatherrae said:
Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End
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lol @ you suggesting the best part of marriage is having a wife to do your clothes, cook and spend money on

what about single guys who are more than qualified to take care of themselves? who want a partner to compliment them rather than take care of them? a best friend who has a nice vagina and works it well? who lets her man put it in the butt too?

how about DAT!??!
 
swole said:
lol @ you suggesting the best part of marriage is having a wife to do your clothes, cook and spend money on

what about single guys who are more than qualified to take care of themselves? who want a partner to compliment them rather than take care of them? a best friend who has a nice vagina and works it well? who lets her man put it in the butt too?

how about DAT!??!
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:lmao:

Okay, I'll amend my story to add the following:

He paid for vagina and butt until he ran out of money and had to move into the dump. Then, he was incredibly lonely and talked to a picture of a woman that he cut out of a magazine and pasted to the door of his refrigerator.
 
mightymouse69 said:
ololololol...harsh...but funny.
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Funny in the sense that if you didn't laugh, you'd cry, lol.

Marriage. The only single word sentence.

Testicles are dangling proof that males were not designed to have only one sexual partner.

You're not a married man yet though right, or are you a non believer in holy constitution of marriage?

You do realize eternal damnation awaits all those who live in sin.
 
mightymouse69 said:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!"

And the gril lived happily ever after and went shopping, clubbing, bought and played with shoes, SAVED money, rode on Harley's, drank wine, and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END
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I LOVE THIS STORY!
 
blueta2 said:
I LOVE THIS STORY!
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LOL, me too...MotherRae is getting mad though...lol - I'm just kidding...but you must admit, it has a bit of truth to it.

Oh and yes; I have experience.
 
mightymouse69 said:
LOL, me too...MotherRae is getting mad though...lol - I'm just kidding...but you must admit, it has a bit of truth to it.

Oh and yes; I have experience.
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:lmao:

I'm not mad. I'm just silly. I gotta start putting smileys with all my jokes.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

I'm not mad. I'm just silly. I gotta start putting smileys with all my jokes.
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I know :) you have a lovely disposition :) we need to have a baby shower for you...can you fly us all down?
 
mightymouse69 said:
I know :) you have a lovely disposition :) we need to have a baby shower for you...can you fly us all down?
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No, I can't afford to, but I could cheer you on as you all ran to my house.
 
marriage only works if the two of you are soulmates and there's unconditional love between you.........the ONLY way. If I don't find that..........than it's harley's for me for the rest of my life. And by the way HR, I'm a better cook than any woman I know besides my aunt and my mom..............and I'll bet there's alot of guys here that are really good cooks...............bodybuilders pretty much have no choice but to learn to cook for themselves, and there's alot of bodybuilders here.
 
heatherrae said:
Unfortunately he got a terrible nasty rash on his scrotum because he never had clean underwear.

He got orka fat from eating every meal from the gas station deli because he can't cook.

He spent all of his money on beer, harleys (which got repo'd) and guitars and had to live in a dump in a bad part of town where he was brutally murdered in a home invasion.

The End
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Say wha?

I can cook / clean / stay in better shape physically and financially with out some nagging bitch sucking my money/life/breath/cock/blood.
 
jh1 said:
Say wha?

I can cook / clean / stay in better shape physically and financially with out some nagging bitch sucking my money/life/breath/cock/blood.
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theres more truth to this then you may be aware
 
jh1 said:
Say wha?

I can cook / clean / stay in better shape physically and financially with out some nagging bitch sucking my money/life/breath/cock/blood.
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i can cook clean stay in shape.. but couldn't live without my wife.. drug will fuck up a relationship real quick i bet..
 
mightymouse69 said:
I agree to be honest...1+1=3 sometimes
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makes sense.. do you honestly not look down the road and think to yourself how miserable your life is gonna be when you are 50 and dont love anyone.. really thought you had some sort of intelligence.
 
Phaded said:
makes sense.. do you honestly not look down the road and think to yourself how miserable your life is gonna be when you are 50 and dont love anyone.. really thought you had some sort of intelligence.
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:( worried :(
 
dude honestly i dunno if you hate the thought of marriage or if you are married and love it.. or married and hate it..

pray tell
 
mightymouse69 said:
Dear Mrs. Phaded,

Please logoff and ask Mr. Phaded to come back to the computer.

Thanks again!
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i had a spiritual mind revolution i'm a new person.. dont really care about what others think anymore either.. i aint gonna be ice cold anymore so i can feel 'cool'
 
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