Best lie someone ever told you?

[EnderJE]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

 

[biteme]

I'll love you forever and I'll never leave your side.

Never believe that one. No one can make that promise. Only the love for your child is that strong.

 

[*MissFit*]

I think everyone lies.. i just block them out

 

[Assertive Guy]

I was talking to my brother about this the other day. I think that the best lies I've heard in my lifetime are either...

1) "I love you." ~said by too many xgfs
2) "I"m pregnant and the baby is yours." ~said by one psycho xgf, we broke up about a year before and we didn't have sex since...

I heard one today by Jimmy Saville (English TV legend):

'Even when I lie, Im telling you the truth'

 

[Kakdiesel]

I could never hurt you

 

[*MissFit*]

I could never hurt you

but i meant it snuggle bunny

 

[seizer]

I knew this thread was gonna turn out like this.

Jeeze.

 

[H_T_]

you're my soulmate, baby.....
you should hear the ones i tell.........

 

[Daisy_]

lol, guys and there relationships.

 

[Kakdiesel]

lol, guys and there relationships.

lol Daisy and her spelling.

lol j/k