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[Norman Bates]

i wanted my girlfriend to have my baby but i wanted it to be half chicken. so i stuck an egg in her pussy and i fucked her. she said the shell broke and it hurt so i stomped on her pussy until the egg was all broke.

Don´t ask me if there is any sense behind it.

 

[Bullit]

I got this one recently:

Which Elite board would...
Yesterday 12:13 PM i was having sex with my pillow last night when all the sudden a hot babe came and begged me to fuck her. i started to fuck her and she farted. i punched her in her tit and threw her out. then i went back to fucking the pillow.

I got one from the same thread:

so this morning i wake up and my girlfriend is busy taking a shit on my face. i push her away and ask her what the fuck she is doing. she said that she was mad that i fucked her ass so hard and it hurt her. i slapped her tits and pissed on her.

Nice... my first fucked up karma..ENCORE

 

[Mysterio]

I got one from the same thread:

so this morning i wake up and my girlfriend is busy taking a shit on my face. i push her away and ask her what the fuck she is doing. she said that she was mad that i fucked her ass so hard and it hurt her. i slapped her tits and pissed on her.

Nice... my first fucked up karma..ENCORE

I think it's SloidJ that guy is crazy!

 

[Lumberg]

LOLLAMF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coworkers are starting to wonder....

JC

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

"so i was leaving the kfc with a bucket of extra crispy when i saw some black dudes beating up a retarded midget. i pulled out one of the chicken wings and threw it on the ground and all the black dudes went after it. i then took the midget to safety'

 

[the nature boy]

that was amusing and disturbing at the same time.

 

[Raina]

"so the other day i was jerking off at my computer while looking at your gallery and my mom walks in on me. i said that i had a bug on my dick and the tissues was to pick up its dead body. later i saw her at the comp fingering herself to your pics!!"

Classy....

 

[the nature boy]

"so the other day i was jerking off at my computer while looking at your gallery and my mom walks in on me. i said that i had a bug on my dick and the tissues was to pick up its dead body. later i saw her at the comp fingering herself to your pics!!"

Classy....

I like how he/she/it had to use the exclamation points at the end for added effect!! like, no way!!

 

[Mysterio]

"so i was leaving the kfc with a bucket of extra crispy when i saw some black dudes beating up a retarded midget. i pulled out one of the chicken wings and threw it on the ground and all the black dudes went after it. i then took the midget to safety'

Now that's a good one!

 

[Mysterio]

Karma threads are where all the mental midgets come to die. You are the head midget. Your wealth of ignorance is astounding - Assassin Excrement