bartender will leave you fat, shitty body timing (working late/sleeping late, fuks up eating/training), drunk a lot.
you'll end up meating a waitress at the bar you work at, she'll be hottt...then you'll knock her up, she'll get fat and insist
on a vaginal birth so the vag will be all splayed out...you'll drop outta school to raise your kid and her others from previous bartenders.
then you'll be a 40something fatass hairy bartender pouring drinks at the blue oyster