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Being really low carb!

slat1

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WOW.
I am so low carb and retarted right now that I am not even attempting to look at porn and bang one out.
*That took about ten minutes to write!
 
ehh to much caffeine gave me some acid reflux

not good to overdo it imo

maybe a pill at day at the most...the stuff fucks with you more than you realize...
 
chewyxrage said:
ehh to much caffeine gave me some acid reflux

not good to overdo it imo

maybe a pill at day at the most...the stuff fucks with you more than you realize...
caffeine and coffee are both foodgroups, not having enough gives me acid reflux gas eczema and shitty erections

coffee = awesome :p

shame im going ot end up with teeth like cashews stuck to my gums, but oh well lol ;)
 
Brain needs carbs or else you do silly things. I went off on my boss once on day 3 of a carb cycle.. It wasnt' pretty. No one understood what happened - even a couple yrs later they were all like "Sassy is always so nice, but there was this one time. OMG. I dont' know what happened...."
 
when i start my diet for summer (in january) i cut way back on unnecessary carbs. . .the first week or so i feel sluggish. . .after that i feel great. . .more energy and enthusiasm. . .
 
I had oatmeal at 7am
Then a bunch of things popped up.
My last meal was at noon.
Ezekial bread & ANPB.
Then I went 5+ hours w/o food.
Apparently I become a retard after 3 hours of no food!
 
Well there - you're just depleted to shit. Thats like 50 g of carb tho. Dude - no pity from me on "no carb" - try 4 days straight w/ none. Youre' just depleted. Go eat a damn sammich.
 
I've never been able to do really low carb without ending up like a weepy, tired zombie. In law school, I did really low carb with so much ephedra that I was always chomping gum and bouncing/twitching. It's a miracle that I could still do my work and make good grades. I was like a drug addict.
 
heatherrae said:
I've never been able to do really low carb without ending up like a weepy, tired zombie. In law school, I did really low carb with so much ephedra that I was always chomping gum and bouncing/twitching. It's a miracle that I could still do my work and make good grades. I was like a drug addict.
Now you're just a food addict.
 
javaguru said:
Now you're just a food addict.
:worried:

Sort of. I made saaseege biscuits for breakfast this morning. I ate two. I gave corky one. He was psyched!
 
heatherrae said:
:worried:

Sort of. I made saaseege biscuits for breakfast this morning. I ate two. I gave corky one. He was psyched!
That kid from "Life Goes on"?
corky.gif
 
javaguru said:
That kid from "Life Goes on"?
corky.gif
My extremely spoiled yorkie, corky. My mom named him after that corky, though. She had a strange sense of humor.
 
javaguru said:
What is she trying to say about your dog?
She was just joking. She used to call me Kelly Bundy (I had very light hair like that most of my life). She called every guy I ever dated and even my husband "Stanley." She didn't give a shit what their names where. They were all "Stanley" to her. However, everyone LOVED her, despite her teasing them...lol.
 
wtf is the big deal about ezekiel bread? damn bible thumpers.
 
Dial_tone said:
wtf is the big deal about ezekiel bread? damn bible thumpers.
:worried:
http://www.nobeliefs.com/washingtonnews/EzekielBread.htm
"Ezekiel 4:12 refers to bread baked with human dung! Yes that's right: Human shit. Apparently they realized that to fulfill the actual Biblical recipe, they had to introduce this new bread line (probably forced on them by fundamentalists). I suspect they will probably drop the 4:9 bread in favor of this Biblically correct bread. Here's the actual Biblical passage:

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)


Note that some Christian apologists have tried to change the meaning of the passage by saying that the dung was used as a fuel, but this can't possibly be true because you can't use human feces as a burning fuel for cooking, not to mention that it would stink to high "heaven" if you did. Moreover, verse 13 explicitly states that it is defiled bread and verse 14 describes it as "abominable flesh." There's no way around it: Biblical bread is made with shit. A Hebrew scholar once told me that the original bread was made by mixing the wheat, barley, spelt, etc. and forming it with dung into a flattened shape. The dung substitutes for water and it helps retain the heat, like a clay oven would because it's the first thing that drys out. If you think about it, poor and starving people would not want to use up their valuable water sources, nor would they have access to clay ovens, especially if you are a nomadic tribe being driven through the desert by a crazy scat god. Of course the dung can't be helped but to be cooked into the bread, thus it is defiled and abominable."
 
well that sounds exciting, bread that tastes like shit BECAUSE IT IS.
 
javaguru said:
:worried:
http://www.nobeliefs.com/washingtonnews/EzekielBread.htm
"Ezekiel 4:12 refers to bread baked with human dung! Yes that's right: Human shit. Apparently they realized that to fulfill the actual Biblical recipe, they had to introduce this new bread line (probably forced on them by fundamentalists). I suspect they will probably drop the 4:9 bread in favor of this Biblically correct bread. Here's the actual Biblical passage:

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)


Note that some Christian apologists have tried to change the meaning of the passage by saying that the dung was used as a fuel, but this can't possibly be true because you can't use human feces as a burning fuel for cooking, not to mention that it would stink to high "heaven" if you did. Moreover, verse 13 explicitly states that it is defiled bread and verse 14 describes it as "abominable flesh." There's no way around it: Biblical bread is made with shit. A Hebrew scholar once told me that the original bread was made by mixing the wheat, barley, spelt, etc. and forming it with dung into a flattened shape. The dung substitutes for water and it helps retain the heat, like a clay oven would because it's the first thing that drys out. If you think about it, poor and starving people would not want to use up their valuable water sources, nor would they have access to clay ovens, especially if you are a nomadic tribe being driven through the desert by a crazy scat god. Of course the dung can't be helped but to be cooked into the bread, thus it is defiled and abominable."
man, so when kids tease them by saying that they eat shit sandwiches...

:worried:

There is no way anyone will make it that way. Talk about e.coli!
 
heatherrae said:
man, so when kids tease them by saying that they eat shit sandwiches...

:worried:

There is no way anyone will make it that way. Talk about e.coli!
God will protect you from the evil spirits residing in your poo.
 
chewyxrage said:
did you make that yourself?

where can you get whole wheat pizza ?

I've bought the WW crust at Trader Joe's - it's the risen dough, so you have to punch it out and bake it yourself....
 
Does Boboli make whole wheat pizza shells?
 
chewyxrage said:
did you make that yourself?

where can you get whole wheat pizza ?
they have whole wheat pizzas at wholefoods/freshfeilds...

just put them in the oven and there they are.

says it has 100% whole wheat and the oils are all olive oil..

probably still really bad for you though, somehow
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I just spent $150 at the low carb grocery store Walden Farms is the shit.

For real!! LOVE that stuff!!

heatherrae said:
The whole wheat crusts taste bad though

I like them....but I eat weird things anyway....
 
It's been so long since I've been on a keto diet. I almost forgot what it feels like. Looks like I will be a turning back into a zombie soon since I need to lose a few for the summer. Gotta luv it!!! :)
 
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