before it starts...

[Carmen]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"Oh shit, it's started."

 

[anthrax]

 

[The_Ghost]

Cut and paste and sent!!

Thank you

 

[EnderJE]

:d

 

[shawnerk]

lol- good one

 

[bran987]

10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Carmen]

Cut and paste and sent!!

Thank you

you're welcome. you have a very round, red head.

 

[bran987]

the title of this thread doesn't do it justice

 

[Sassy69]

Too late.

 

[ViperHMS]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."

When I get married and a few years down the road I see myself doing this!

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Nice mellon patch!

 

[Apexx]

Will someone else please post this joke. I can't concentrate enough to read it while it's right next to sugerplum's avatar

 

[CrazyK]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."

Best Avatar ever

 

[string_bean00]

lol

 

[H_T_]

direct fuckin' hit on that nail.

 

[bran987]

I have gotten 3 people to almost throw up laughing with this joke tonight

 

[Carmen]

Best Avatar ever

lol... thank you.

 

[broley]

Cut and paste and sent!!

Thank you

me twa