before i start posting read this (i come in peace)

[littlefirefly1]

Hello good sirs of elite, my name is littlefirefly and im just an itsy bitsy firefly. please leave me be i wont bother no one, i just like to drink pepsi and chat with people. i am from the ffn, but i would like to improve the relations between the ffn and elite, so i wont do anything obscene mr pepsi-toaster-stroodles.

i think i will go drink pepsi now while i eat my stwaberry pop tart from my hine-hole (yummmmm)

ok, im done dat sirs,

what is the essence of a nutrients nutrient? how about, what is the essence of an essences essence?

nutrient
essence
essential nutrient
essential amino
amino nutrient

 

[WODIN]

Back @ uni I see...

 

[littlefirefly1]

hello sir, i got back yesterday mr pepsi, i dont want u to ban my home ip addy and i wont learn how to get nutrients on the diet board. i moved in my room and i think i will decorate it with pepsi cuz that is what badddddddddddddd boyssssssss drink at da uni sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to do this fat bird i do sir, i just cant seem to get her to do nufin' wif me sir. maybe if i get some pepsi in her she will be more willing to do it with the itty bitty firefly good sir-pepsi.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about
everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came
in and I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear
her and then she started screaming:
- Mike, Mike!
And I go:
- What, what's the matter?
She goes:
- What's the matter with you?
I say:
- Nothing mom.
She goes:
- Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs!
I go:
- No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't
you get me a Pepsi?
She goes:
- No, you're on drugs, you're crazy, normal people won't be acting that way!
I go:
- Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like
give me a Pepsi?
And she goes:
- No, you're crazy!
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me,
just one Pepsi.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

wtf is up with this ffn lingo?Should it really urke me this badly? English mother f'er.