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hello all its me, little firefly (that itsy bitsy firefly), and im disguised as little milo of fat ffn, here isa ditty 4 au all pepsi drinkers, heehhhe.

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is Little Firefly!!!!!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is Littl firefly!!!!

Ahh emm.. excuse me sirs
Can I have the attention of the board
for one second?

Hi bb4life members! Do you like pespi like scooter? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick a big fat can of pepsi right up shreblys cooter? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try and suck paulys dong just like kronk did? (Huh?)
My little light is dead weight, Im tryin to get this 90 watt bulb screwed on straight
but I cant figure out which elite mod I wanna impregnate (Umm..)
I posted about dis on triedai
But mr wallace said, "Scooter, I man little firefly, you a basehead!"
Uh-uh! Then I said, “mr Wallace, keeter would never give u head, not even if she was wasted!!”
Well since age twelve, I've felt like Im someone else
I never even knew if it was keeters or bmoms boob I felt
So I Got pissed off and ripped azia reigns tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
Them scream smoked a fat pound of grass and fell on hisass
faster than that fat bitch shrebly who sat down too fast
Come here keeter u slut. (BO$, I mean firefly, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a @#%$, God sent me to piss the world off.
And by the way, she is just an ugly hogg
And you’re a fag kronk cuz you sucked on paulys dong
Chorus


My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
So she gave me an F for little “F”irefly
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
I got caugt riding with a pepsi, so they took away my licience and now I can’t fly
Mr Wallace banned me, so I shot him in the face with a piss laser
Cutt of his testicles with a razor, chased them with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
I ordered a pepsi
then Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Im like an extraterrestrial, flying up high looking down on pedestrians
Saw hooker @#%$ Wallace, and I yelled: "YOU GUYS SHOULD BE LESBIANS!"
Ninety-nine percent of the time I was on Triedia I was lied to
I just found out hooker does more dope than I do(Damn!)
Scooter told mr wallace to go sex u a cracker
Then wipe off your penis, and stick it in shreblys crapper (Oh thank you!)
You know wife is a slut when she fucks another bitch (Hi kronk!!)
White your over pauly’s grabbing his dick and making it twitch
Doc FeelGood asked for scooters autograph
(Scooter , can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Hello sir, thanks for the support, @#%$!'

Chorus

Lock this thread, this kid needs to banned! (Get him!)
Hooker, don’t just stand there ban his ip!
Well sir, I think u just need to leave me be, u don’t like me?
Well that’s just tough tittie
When little spud gets hungry he would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME KEETER? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

He’s back, lff is back, and he is on the attack!!!!

May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please,
will the real little firefly please stand up, I repeat
will the real little firefly please stand up ...
we're gonna have a problem here ...


Ya'll act like you never seen a firefly before
jaws all on the floor
like keeter and kronk just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?"
and Scooter Said
nothing you idiots, Scooter’s dead
he's locked in Willaim wallaces basement
Then Hookers says
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
flying around, grabbin his you know what
drinking pepsi with to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so cute though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in paulys bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on triedia and just let loose
but cant, so I just go outside with spud and hump a dead moose
Mr Wallace, mr Wallace
My little light is on your lips, My little light is on your lips
and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver from the ffn
everyone knows that scooter wants to @#%$ the hen
and everyone knows screamy lives near big ben

we ain't nothing but mammals
well, some of us are insects,
some are niggers who eat cantelopes
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
See mr Wallace sir, u and your boy hooker do have hope (just like a cantaloupe)

but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Shrebly wave your pantehose, sing the chorus and it goes..............


I'm little firefly, yes, I'm the real little firefly
all you other little fireflys are just imitating
so wont the real little firefly please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm a itsy bitsy firefly, yes, an itsy bitsy firefly
all you other fireflys are just imitating
so wont the real firefly please fly way, please fly away, please fly away


Ripped ron doesn’t have to drink pepsi to be cool
well I do, so @#%$ him and @#%$ you too
you think I give a damn about a single pepsi????
half of you idiots can't even stomach pepsi, let alone stand me
I'm sick of you little triedia fags
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me, who drink pepsi like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................

I'm little firefly, yes, I'm the real little firefly
all you other little fireflys are just imitating
so wont the real little firefly please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm a itsy bitsy firefly, yes, an itsy bitsy firefly
all you other fireflys are just imitating
so wont the real firefly please fly way, please fly away, please fly away



(Verse 3)
I'm like a head trip to listen to
cause I'm only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just reigsiter and I spit it
and whether you like to admit it
little firefly is definatley the @#%$
so if you don’t like me
that’s just tuff tit

it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with jergen's
and I'm jerkin' but my little light just isn't working
in every single person there's a little firefly
he could be workin at burger king, pouring pepsi on your onion rings
or in the parking lot, flying around, screamin I dont give a @#%$
with his little light flaring
so will the real little fireflyplease stand up
and hold 1 of those pepsis in each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................

(Chorus)
I'm little firefly, yes, I'm the real little firefly
all you other little fireflysare just imitating
so wont the real little fireflyplease stand up, please stand up, please stand up

PS I'm GAY
 
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Not bad for a guy going to Frostburgh State College.
 
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