Because you axed for it*: Things that annoyed 75th during blaque friday...

[puddlemonkey]

Cant try on clothes over the internets nugga.

How much different can extra smalls run?

 

[75th]

How much different can extra smalls run?

 

[Strongbow]

LOL @ being annoyed by your own people. WTF kinda dude are you? Too damn good for your own people?

 

[Strongbow]

1) Asians. No matter what store I went into, there were lots and lots of asians. Everywhere. They all looked the same. The guys all had the same dumbass asian bowl haircut, glasses, acne confined to the cheeks, and they all wore grey hooded sweatshirts under a size small military style coat covering their 115 pound frames. The women were all taller than the guys, had glasses, and were dressed all in black. Half of them were talking in asian on their phones.

2) People that walk slow. Whether its out on the sidewalk or inside the stores...theres absolutely no reason to shuffle along moving your head back and forth as if youre lost. If Im trying to get by you, dont start fucking swerving into my direction because I will equalize you.

3) People that cut inbetween me and my wife as were getting on an escalator. Seriously, why the fuck would you WANT to be inbetween a couple on an escalator? If Im holding my wifes hand, and she gets on the escalator first, theres really no reason for you to cut in front of me...especially if you know my wife is going to not take the effort to walk down the escalator as that would entail leaving me behind.

4) People that are returning bags of shit. Maybe leaving until Saturday? Dont drop in on the busiest shopping day of the year with a bag full of shirts and blouses and shit sans tags and a destroyed receipt. Die.

5) Last but not least, Best Buy for not having any good sales on anything legit.




*Not explicitly.

FYI judging by all the bros getting between you and the wife on the escalator, I feel pretty safe in saying, She's cheating on YOU. Kthanxbye.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

*why on earth would you go out shopping on Negus Friday and expect to be anything other than completely and utterly disgusted

^This^ If someone needs something on sale that badly chances are they shouldn't be buying it in the first place.

 

[75th]

^This^ If someone needs something on sale that badly chances are they shouldn't be buying it in the first place.

Buying a $100 shirt for $65 > paying full price nugga.

Almost 2 for the price of one there.

 

[Smurfy]

Buying a $100 shirt for $65 > paying full price nugga.

Almost 2 for the price of one there.

yeah but you paid >$35 in aggravation according to your first post.

 

[75th]

yeah but you paid >$35 in aggravation according to your first post.

While I do indeed see your point, I just remembered that there probably would have been more of them had we not dropped the nukes on em.

That made it tolerable. Thinking of what could have been.

 

[Smurfy]

here's what you do next year:
hand your wife a list of things you want and say "bring these to me" as she heads out the door at 5am on Negus Friday. After she leaves, you go back to bed, wake up, watch some pr0n, masturbate to your heart's desire. Then, walk around the house in the nude and put your feet up on the coffee table.

 

[nangiggles]

I shopped online. LOL @ those losers!!

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Cyber Monday is gonna be crawling with deals too