Beating an AAS drugtest

[SEAL]

Well i have about 3 weeks left of my cycle, 500mg of test-E and EQ a week. Now just recently, i found out i'm most likely going to be tested for AAS, in a month in a half at the earlier, two - two in a half months at the latest. Apparently the test will stay detectable for 3months after, the EQ 5-6 months. So basicaly I'm screwed.

Is the anyway i can speed up the promise it gets out of my body? or a way to beat the test?

 

[Countchuckula]

oil change

 

[SEAL]

oil change

could you elaborate please?

 

[beyondgenetics]

Why are you getting tested for AAS?

 

[SEAL]

Why are you getting tested for AAS?

wrestling competition

 

[Judo Tom]

what type of test? there are many ways to test for aas

 

[SEAL]

what type of test? there are many ways to test for aas

I really don't know, but it's definately not going to be anything "high tech", cheapest test you can get i'm sure, so it should be the easiest to beat. It's not NCAA

 

[ahmad_f]

Bribe

 

[Countchuckula]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

 

[SEAL]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

I don't know if you're being serious, but that rubber tube and inserting it into the penis is catherization. And if I were to do something like that, I'd just buy one of those fake penis's the stoners use.

But I meant something along the lines of maybe termporarily cleaning my urine, diluted the urine. Like drink 8-10 liters of water a day, tons of B-complex every hr, or maybe something along the lines of salix to get it out of my system faster, or blockers. I don't know lol.

 

[Hen0152]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

Wow I'd rather fail the test. Unsterile equipment plus injecting someone elses bodily fluids into your own body? This is absolute terrible advice!

 

[RADAR]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

You're asking for some serious complications if anyone thinks about doing this.

 

[stevesmi]

if its for a wresting competition then just accept it if you fail. I am not a fan of using steroids to cheat in athletics myself.. i was a competitive runner for 3 years before getting back into bodybuilding and i never used anything. not that you care lol, but i just wanted to put my view out there. if its a competition that tests for steroids then by you using and others not that is cheating in my view. join a wresting competition that doesn't test this way everyone is atleast on an equal playing field.

 

[SEAL]

if its for a wresting competition then just accept it if you fail. I am not a fan of using steroids to cheat in athletics myself.. i was a competitive runner for 3 years before getting back into bodybuilding and i never used anything. not that you care lol, but i just wanted to put my view out there. if its a competition that tests for steroids then by you using and others not that is cheating in my view. join a wresting competition that doesn't test this way everyone is atleast on an equal playing field.

thing is, many of these teams do use AAS. last year one schools program got banned for the next 5 yrs for it. 2 yrs before that a different school. They only test if they have reason to believe, like complaints. and a few people, suspect i'm on them and are going to try to get me banned for the season.

 

[obsessedwliftin]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

This came from the college football movie the program. One of the guys on the d line did this to get around the NCAA. Get the fake piss bro or you will have to do like Steve said and fail.



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[tjbr]

The "oil change" is a common locker room joke, relax y'all...

 

[tjbr]

Also I would tellyour coach and see If another guy in your weight class can sub for you (play injured). This would only work if the accusations werent directed to only you lol. Worth a try.

 

[Judo Tom]

lol you cant get good advice w/ out knowing what type of test it is.

ive seen 'lie detector' tests given. Ive seen a 'test' that was just signing a pledge stating you didnt use. Ive seen blood tests, hair tests... etc etc

find out what type of test is going to be given.

 

[tjbr]

Ive seen a 'test' that was just signing a pledge stating you didnt use.

 

[SEAL]

It will be a urine test, that much i know for sure. and yes the accusation will be me directly, not the team.

 

[dagorart]

Did they specifically say it was a steroid test? I haven't heard of a urine test checking for AAS.

 

[dagorart]

PS, I'm not a fan of you at all. I wrestled in college and it was guys like you that took away the soul of competition. But I'll still help a bro when I can.

 

[SEAL]

PS, I'm not a fan of you at all. I wrestled in college and it was guys like you that took away the soul of competition. But I'll still help a bro when I can.

bro, im cycling not for an edge but to recover faster..I do cardio 5 days a week, wrestle 2.5hrs 5 days a week, MMA 1.5hrs 5 days a week, and weight lift 5 days a week.

 

[thegooroo]

There are various ways to do this,basically you need to eliminate the stored metabolites of the drug,nandrolone and boldenone are quite stubborn and seem to hang around in the body longer than any other steroid.
Basically you have 6 weeks to clean your system,Countchuckula is correct with the oil change comment,if you are a drug tested athlete you should be using quicker releasing esters like Testosterone propionate and Winstrol depot they will leave the body much quicker if you are forced to end your cycle due to a test.
The idea now is to speed up the elimination process.

I conducted this experiment on myself a year ago.
I was taking 500mg Test 400mg deca for 10 weeks
Stop all the gear!!!!
I then stopped,no pct, but took 2ius of hGH daily along with 25mcg of T3


1.30 mins cardio daily,alternate between stationary cycle and running machine first thing in the morning before food.(Drink 2 of your alotted litres of water while doing stationary cycle)
2.Drink 4 litres of water with a little dilute or natural juice added (as this can become boring) spaced evenly throughout the day on day 1 of this program,then increase by half a litre per day until you are drinking 8 litres daily this has to be maintained for 4 weeks.
3.Eat clean, low fat low carb high protein lots of salad Tomato,celery,onion,lettuce,red green yellow peppers,cucumber etc.
4.Take 500mg Milk thistle, 1000mg Vit C, Vit B-Complex ,ZMA,Multi vitamin with breakfast lunch and dinner.Increase the vitamin C by 1000mg every 4 days by adding it to breakfast on day 4 lunch on day 8 and dinner on day 12 then continue with 6000mg daily all the way until test day.
5.Take a natural herbal diuretic from day one of this program there are various types Aqua Ban,Adios,Dandelion root Water Pills - Available at GNC
and follow instructions.
After 4 weeks take a test you can buy one here At HomeSteroid Test | Walgreens
It will take a few days to get your results ,I was clear after 4 weeks,if you aren't then continue for another 4 weeks on the program and retest.
Hope this helps

 

[SEAL]

There are various ways to do this,basically you need to eliminate the stored metabolites of the drug,nandrolone and boldenone are quite stubborn and seem to hang around in the body longer than any other steroid.
Basically you have 6 weeks to clean your system,Countchuckula is correct with the oil change comment,if you are a drug tested athlete you should be using quicker releasing esters like Testosterone propionate and Winstrol depot they will leave the body much quicker if you are forced to end your cycle due to a test.
The idea now is to speed up the elimination process.

I conducted this experiment on myself a year ago.
I was taking 500mg Test 400mg deca for 10 weeks
Stop all the gear!!!!
I then stopped,no pct, but took 2ius of hGH daily along with 25mcg of T3


1.30 mins cardio daily,alternate between stationary cycle and running machine first thing in the morning before food.(Drink 2 of your alotted litres of water while doing stationary cycle)
2.Drink 4 litres of water with a little dilute or natural juice added (as this can become boring) spaced evenly throughout the day on day 1 of this program,then increase by half a litre per day until you are drinking 8 litres daily this has to be maintained for 4 weeks.
3.Eat clean, low fat low carb high protein lots of salad Tomato,celery,onion,lettuce,red green yellow peppers,cucumber etc.
4.Take 500mg Milk thistle, 1000mg Vit C, Vit B-Complex ,ZMA,Multi vitamin with breakfast lunch and dinner.Increase the vitamin C by 1000mg every 4 days by adding it to breakfast on day 4 lunch on day 8 and dinner on day 12 then continue with 6000mg daily all the way until test day.
5.Take a natural herbal diuretic from day one of this program there are various types Aqua Ban,Adios,Dandelion root Water Pills - Available at GNC
and follow instructions.
After 4 weeks take a test you can buy one here At HomeSteroid Test | Walgreens
It will take a few days to get your results ,I was clear after 4 weeks,if you aren't then continue for another 4 weeks on the program and retest.
Hope this helps

Thanks bro, exactly what i was looking forward to. much appreciated

 

[Judo Tom]

there are a lot of issues I still have to wonder about like.

are you gonna wrestle that day? Do you still need to make weight?

the #1 thing you have to do is drastically increase the water content in your urine.

You need to drink like 2 gallons of water for the day before and the day of the test. You need to urinate like 5x before the test.

A few hours before the test you need to load up on creatine and b vitamins.

Also look into taking glycerol supplements that will help you hold onto more water in your body.

I am not sure if the chems you are taking are fat soluble.. sorry.. but if they are the day before the test up until the test you need to go into a huge caloric surplus. This will stop your body from using stored fat as energy and the metablites from entering your urine.

The problem is if you do all this stuff you will not make weight.

also you said you are not taking roids for an edge.. thats a lie .. it is a huge edge... at least acknowledge it to yourself.