Beating an AAS drugtest

[SEAL]

Well i have about 3 weeks left of my cycle, 500mg of test-E and EQ a week. Now just recently, i found out i'm most likely going to be tested for AAS, in a month in a half at the earlier, two - two in a half months at the latest. Apparently the test will stay detectable for 3months after, the EQ 5-6 months. So basicaly I'm screwed.

Is the anyway i can speed up the promise it gets out of my body? or a way to beat the test?

 

[Countchuckula]

oil change

 

[SEAL]

oil change

could you elaborate please?

 

[beyondgenetics]

Why are you getting tested for AAS?

 

[SEAL]

Why are you getting tested for AAS?

wrestling competition

 

[Judo Tom]

what type of test? there are many ways to test for aas

 

[SEAL]

what type of test? there are many ways to test for aas

I really don't know, but it's definately not going to be anything "high tech", cheapest test you can get i'm sure, so it should be the easiest to beat. It's not NCAA

 

[ahmad_f]

Bribe

 

[Countchuckula]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

 

[SEAL]

Im not sure about the english words for how to do this. But you need a rubber tube, a plastic bag full off clean piss, and some vaseline.

Basically you need to empty your bladder and inject the clean piss in your bladder via the rubber tube.

I don't know if you're being serious, but that rubber tube and inserting it into the penis is catherization. And if I were to do something like that, I'd just buy one of those fake penis's the stoners use.

But I meant something along the lines of maybe termporarily cleaning my urine, diluted the urine. Like drink 8-10 liters of water a day, tons of B-complex every hr, or maybe something along the lines of salix to get it out of my system faster, or blockers. I don't know lol.