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Bear eats man at beer festival
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A drunk ass mutherfucker made a bet with his buddies. The Serbian equivalent of a redneck shouting "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"
If he had been drugged and put inside the cage, why would his clothes be INSIDE the cage?
I bet he climbed in, took off the clothes (maybe to go running across the bear cage naked? Streak the bears?) the bears attacked him, his buddies threw shit at the bears to try to get them to let him go and ditched when they realized he was toast.
If he had been drugged and put inside the cage, why would his clothes be INSIDE the cage?
I bet he climbed in, took off the clothes (maybe to go running across the bear cage naked? Streak the bears?) the bears attacked him, his buddies threw shit at the bears to try to get them to let him go and ditched when they realized he was toast.
musclemom said:
Well we'd have to see the clothes, but in the woods when bears kill humans for food they pull off the persons' clothes before eating him/her. If the clothes werent torn I'd say you were right, if you the front/rear of the shirt and were peeled open then it was the bears that undressed him before eating him.
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heatherrae
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sounds like he and some friends jumped in and were taunting the bears, thus the sticks, stones, phones, etc. part of the drunken debauchery was getting naked (closet homos). The others got away while the bears ate one of them.
Idiot!
Idiot!
musclemom said:That's why I think it was a drunk ass dumb stunt.
This is from the article: "The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage."
I just gotta ask, how do you know about bears peeling people
yeah I saw that too, but I'm taking CNN's report with a grain of salt.
Ha! Yeah that's a weird bit of trivia. I saw a some sort of documentary on bear attacks a few years ago. Bears apparently perceive our clothes as fur which they do not eat, so they peal it back before chomping. Yum!
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heatherrae
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hawtie after consuming a shitload of beer last night 
redsamurai
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HumanTarget said:
oh no, he does not like bears at all......
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Spartacus
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rottonwillow rocks
swole
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Darwin this, fish with leg magnet that. Some of you have no respect for life. I'm sure in your drunken states you never got behind the wheel to the point where other cars look like gum drops and the highway barrior like wafer crisps piled up like yummy treats. Nope, not you Mr. Drunken risk taker. Not the guy who plays with steroids, or the girl who walks alone at night, or stays with the abusive boyfriend. Or the guy who accidentally drank the roofied drink and walked into a bear cage thinking it was a bathroom.
HAHAHA just kidding, what a retard!!LMFAO!!!! Yea, hey, lol, mama bear called, she said HAHAHA GOTCHA BACK NUGGA!!!!!
HAHAHA just kidding, what a retard!!LMFAO!!!! Yea, hey, lol, mama bear called, she said HAHAHA GOTCHA BACK NUGGA!!!!!
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