They plopped my ex's right on top of her. I was standing by Qbacca while they scrubbed the meconium off of her, looked over, and saw the bish all taken apart. I just remember cocking my head and saying "huh". Then a nurse came over and said I didn't need to be looking at that. It was much less stressful to look at my daughter all covered in her shit, blue, and not breathing.
If I ever have another kid I'll be golfing when it's born.