BAD roommate contest: Beat THIS!

[BodybuildingUniverse]

Ok, I think I have got this one. One day I arrive home to find my roommate has pulled the carpeting from his apartment bedroom and has it draped over our 3rd floor balcony. Huh? He is hosing it down with a hose run from the kitchen sink. When I ask, this is the response I get. "Well, we only have the one bathroom and in the morning if you are in there…I just piss in cups in my bedroom." This particular morning he knocked over a bunch of them when he went to turn his alarm off. Hence the pulled carpet. Who KNOWS howmany cups had accumulated and how that smells next to your head as you sleep...ugh!

oh yeah, and one time I went to grind up some food while doing dishes and CAaaaaaachuuuuuuuuuunkKKKKK! the garbage disposal is all plugged up. i reach down in there - a pair of his now SHREDDED underwear appears. he did his laundry in our sink and "forgot" them.

beat that.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by heavywear
beat that.

I would... Till he begged me to let him Move his ass out ASAP...

 

[HumorMe]

Man.....that is just wrong!

 

[Raina]

Wow. That's really gross. My ex admitted that sometimes he'd piss in the kitchen sink if I was getting ready in the morning. That ticked me off. I'm glad I live alone at the moment.

 

[Citruscide]

That guy would be in my worse-ass beating contest.

C

 

[Crazier]

Somtimes... when I'm really horny and have a HUGE load saved up... I'll walk into my roommate's room and wake him up with a HUGE facial.

Gets him every time.

Beat that.
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[Steroid_Virgin]

Somtimes... when I'm really horny and have a HUGE load saved up... I'll walk into my roommate's room and wake him up with a HUGE facial.

Gets him every time.

Beat that.
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If some one did that to me, I'd beat thier ass so bad they'd be begging me to shit in thier mouth just to stop the beating for a minute or two..

 

[HumorMe]

Somtimes... when I'm really horny and have a HUGE load saved up... I'll walk into my roommate's room and wake him up with a HUGE facial.

Gets him every time.

Beat that.
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I guess it won't be today though.....you already said you have beat it twice today to your new video.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I'm glad I live alone at the moment.

Me too, need a lover/roomate?

 

[Crazier]

Wow. That's really gross. My ex admitted that sometimes he'd piss in the kitchen sink if I was getting ready in the morning.

Why the hell wouldn't he just come in to the bathroom and take a piss while you were getting ready???
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[Raina]

Why the hell wouldn't he just come in to the bathroom and take a piss while you were getting ready???
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EXACTLY. Or he could have just asked me to get dolled up elsewhere. I guess I wouldn't have minded if it was the bathroom sink or something but the kitchen sink-- that's just not right.

 

[Crazier]

EXACTLY. Or he could have just asked me to get dolled up elsewhere. I guess I wouldn't have minded if it was the bathroom sink or something but the kitchen sink-- that's just not right.

No... you're right... that's fucking disgusting. One of the biggest things I miss about living with my ex was her morning showers.
We had a clear shower door, and I would sneak open the bathroom door and watch her bathe herself clean. Almost got caught a few times... but that's what made it that much more exciting.

Now, I'm a voyeur freak, and would love to watch her shower up again!!! I'd like to cum in her shampoo bottle first though.


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[gymtime]

And we all know what happens to Crazier's roomates........

 

[Raina]

I always had the door closed otherwise I end up with 4 ferrets in the shower with me. Not that it's not cute but they are distracting and they like to eat soap. He probably only did it because he knew I'd be angry about it. What a sweetheart.

 

[polarpixie]

Does he have problems with incontinence? Maybe you should buy him some Depends. That is sick....

I can't wait to live alone!!!

 

[Prometheus]

I just piss in cups in my bedroom

definitely bad. you'd think he'd come up with some kind of excuse or explanation other than that - just about anything would've been better than that.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Or he could have just asked me to get dolled up elsewhere.

just letting you know that you don't have to get dolled up for me, just walk around naked instead.

 

[gymrat]

Shit, can't beat that.

 

[john937]

Roommate was going on vacation to Virgin Islands, so he goes out partying the night before.
He comes home 2am stoned on coke, booze and weed and decides to eat something before bed
he tries to heat a can of chili and beans on a gas stove burner using a steak plate
he pickes up the hot steak plate with his hands and realizes its hot
throws the steak plate in the air, chili splatters all over the wall, the steak plate flys thru the air and knocks the phone off the wall,
phone lands on the floor and cracks in 3 pieces.
He leaves it, passes out on the bed.
Alarm wakes him up next morning, he's late, so he runs out the door to catch his plane.
I wake up, come downstairs to find this disaster and have to clean it up.

He comes home a week later and tells me he can't pay his share of the rent, cause he just spent it on his vacation.

 

[danielson]

He comes home a week later and tells me he can't pay his share of the rent, cause he just spent it on his vacation.

i hope you threw the hot plate at him. while it was hot

 

[john937]

He came home to find his bags packed on the doorstep and the locks changed.

 

[danielson]

lol

 

[john937]

The one after him was a real wack job too.

I took a training course, an expensive one, met a lot of students also in the course
I decide to share an apt with a woman student to save expenses
After a couple of months she starts dating a guy, spending all her time with him instead of working her hours (waiting tables).
She gets fired, can't come up with the rent, but still has enough saved to continue the course.
I front her the rent money, but now she starts getting wierd on me
seems she thinks by my paying the rent, I've now got all the power in the relationship, like I'm the reason she isn't doing well.
She's got time for her boyfriend, time for the course, but doesn't have time to get a job.
she begins to hate me, we're now arguing daily.
One fight escalates, she starts smashing my pictures on the wall.
Its come to a head, I make her move. She leaves.
I go into her room. She's had a portable room heater turned up full blast pointing out the window.
Next month I get a $300 electric bill that would normally be $80.

I live alone now.

 

[danielson]

damn that chick soumds like a BITCH....people like her make me laugh. or want to gouge my eyes out

 

[john937]

I came up with this theory.
It's called "Biting the hand that feeds you"
A person is down and out. You offer to help them.
You give them rent, food,...
You can give thim everything they need except a job which they really need.
They are now dependent on you, and have no power of their own.
The relationship is lopsided. And they begin to resent it.
They have to tow the line, play by your rules, because they need your support.
They resent being dependent, and then resent the person they're dependent on.

 

[smokinghawk]

I had a roommate in Knoxville, TN who date raped a girl while I was in the room I wasn't aware of what was even happening--it was at night and I was mid-asleep, so I thought it was him and his girlfriend again. Turns out he had GHB'd her, which is why there was no violent commotion, and I had to make a statement against him to police even though he threatened to kill my girlfriend if he saw her alone.

 

[JayBro]

The one after him was a real wack job too.

I took a training course, an expensive one, met a lot of students also in the course
I decide to share an apt with a woman student to save expenses
After a couple of months she starts dating a guy, spending all her time with him instead of working her hours (waiting tables).
She gets fired, can't come up with the rent, but still has enough saved to continue the course.
I front her the rent money, but now she starts getting wierd on me
seems she thinks by my paying the rent, I've now got all the power in the relationship, like I'm the reason she isn't doing well.
She's got time for her boyfriend, time for the course, but doesn't have time to get a job.
she begins to hate me, we're now arguing daily.
One fight escalates, she starts smashing my pictures on the wall.
Its come to a head, I make her move. She leaves.
I go into her room. She's had a portable room heater turned up full blast pointing out the window.
Next month I get a $300 electric bill that would normally be $80.

I live alone now.

I was expecting you to say that you paid her rent so she suddenly felt obligated to ....do you...regularly....and with avidity!

You know what they say...expectation leads to disapointment