BAD roommate contest: Beat THIS!

[BodybuildingUniverse]

Ok, I think I have got this one. One day I arrive home to find my roommate has pulled the carpeting from his apartment bedroom and has it draped over our 3rd floor balcony. Huh? He is hosing it down with a hose run from the kitchen sink. When I ask, this is the response I get. "Well, we only have the one bathroom and in the morning if you are in there…I just piss in cups in my bedroom." This particular morning he knocked over a bunch of them when he went to turn his alarm off. Hence the pulled carpet. Who KNOWS howmany cups had accumulated and how that smells next to your head as you sleep...ugh!

oh yeah, and one time I went to grind up some food while doing dishes and CAaaaaaachuuuuuuuuuunkKKKKK! the garbage disposal is all plugged up. i reach down in there - a pair of his now SHREDDED underwear appears. he did his laundry in our sink and "forgot" them.

beat that.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by heavywear
beat that.

I would... Till he begged me to let him Move his ass out ASAP...

 

[HumorMe]

Man.....that is just wrong!

 

[Raina]

Wow. That's really gross. My ex admitted that sometimes he'd piss in the kitchen sink if I was getting ready in the morning. That ticked me off. I'm glad I live alone at the moment.

 

[Citruscide]

That guy would be in my worse-ass beating contest.

C

 

[Crazier]

Somtimes... when I'm really horny and have a HUGE load saved up... I'll walk into my roommate's room and wake him up with a HUGE facial.

Gets him every time.

Beat that.
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[Steroid_Virgin]

Somtimes... when I'm really horny and have a HUGE load saved up... I'll walk into my roommate's room and wake him up with a HUGE facial.

Gets him every time.

Beat that.
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If some one did that to me, I'd beat thier ass so bad they'd be begging me to shit in thier mouth just to stop the beating for a minute or two..

 

[HumorMe]

Somtimes... when I'm really horny and have a HUGE load saved up... I'll walk into my roommate's room and wake him up with a HUGE facial.

Gets him every time.

Beat that.
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I guess it won't be today though.....you already said you have beat it twice today to your new video.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I'm glad I live alone at the moment.

Me too, need a lover/roomate?

 

[Crazier]

Wow. That's really gross. My ex admitted that sometimes he'd piss in the kitchen sink if I was getting ready in the morning.

Why the hell wouldn't he just come in to the bathroom and take a piss while you were getting ready???
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