Gambino said:congrats bro!
are you married?
ill fuckin nail you to the wallortiz34 said:Got engaged Valentines day, wedding is at the end of August. We're both Virgos too.
ortiz34 said:my love is 6 weeks pregnant.
I can't wait to be a father.
Watch out Pdiddy and JH1, the pics of cute babies are all mine soon bawaaawaaaaaaaa!
Wootoom said:ill fuckin nail you to the wall
Welcome to a life of no secks.....ortiz34 said:Got engaged Valentines day, wedding is at the end of August. We're both Virgos too.
how is she pregnant if your both 'virgos'???ortiz34 said:Got engaged Valentines day, wedding is at the end of August. We're both Virgos too.
ortiz34 said:my love is 6 weeks pregnant.
I can't wait to be a father.
Watch out Pdiddy and JH1, the pics of cute babies are all mine soon bawaaawaaaaaaaa!
javaguru said:Welcome to a life of no secks.....![]()
ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahcaligirl said:you dont fukkin know shit. sorry but I had to say it, Mr. "i married a girl I wasnt physically/sexually attracted to" pffffffffttttt

http://biboz.net/humor/piss-owned.jpgcaligirl said:you dont fukkin know shit. sorry but I had to say it, Mr. "i married a girl I wasnt physically/sexually attracted to" pffffffffttttt
congrats Ortiz.. you'll be a great daddy!!
dont listen to javaknownada
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calveless wonder said:i don't get it ?
javaguru said:Welcome to a life of no secks.....![]()
digimon7068 said:not true. . .i gots threez and i be havin the seggz constantly. . .
caligirl said:and all this time I though you were pretty sharp...![]()
he was saying how hes banged over 200 wimmins and going on and on about being a woman guru and giving all this advice, but also in the past said the woman he married he never had sex with cause he wasnt attracted to her?calveless wonder said:damn right
however
there's a story behind it i have not heard i imagine
one of the bestortiz34 said:I still love Java though, he's a good bro.
Swole bro, let's shoot for sometime in August so I can round up some extra funds to hand over to the tribe. Bunch of crooks!
You're the exception to the rule....digimon7068 said:not true. . .i gots threez and i be havin the seggz constantly. . .
Colbert interviewed a professor that wrote a book about happiness. Apparently, children lower overall happiness....but he also claimed marriage was the number one factor in happinessbillfred said:Congrats Ort. Believe me the the trade off in lifestyles from having kids are way worth it. You will never love anything like you will love your kids.

ortiz34 said:Got engaged Valentines day, wedding is at the end of August. We're both Virgos too.
ortiz34 said:We were not virgins, we are both Virgos.
That's even worse....ortiz34 said:We were not virgins, we are both Virgos.
the_clockwork said:awesome man.. congratulations!
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