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Baby Ortiz is in the oven

congrats and go fuck yourself
 
ortiz34 said:
my love is 6 weeks pregnant.

I can't wait to be a father.

Watch out Pdiddy and JH1, the pics of cute babies are all mine soon bawaaawaaaaaaaa!


WOAH!

Bro!

Congrats man... it's an amazing feeling. You know something you made is growing and will one day walk around..
 
ortiz34 said:
Got engaged Valentines day, wedding is at the end of August. We're both Virgos too.
how is she pregnant if your both 'virgos'???

congrats to you and virgin mary on your baby jesus
 
ortiz34 said:
my love is 6 weeks pregnant.

I can't wait to be a father.

Watch out Pdiddy and JH1, the pics of cute babies are all mine soon bawaaawaaaaaaaa!

I thought HR was more than 6 weeks?
 
Congrats dude!

Enjoy the free time before it's too late
 
javaguru said:
Welcome to a life of no secks..... :)

you dont fukkin know shit. sorry but I had to say it, Mr. "i married a girl I wasnt physically/sexually attracted to" pffffffffttttt



congrats Ortiz.. you'll be a great daddy!!

dont listen to javaknownada
 
caligirl said:
you dont fukkin know shit. sorry but I had to say it, Mr. "i married a girl I wasnt physically/sexually attracted to" pffffffffttttt
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
 
Congrats borly! We should all meatup at foxwoods soon to celebrate :)
 
calveless wonder said:
damn right :)

however
there's a story behind it i have not heard i imagine
he was saying how hes banged over 200 wimmins and going on and on about being a woman guru and giving all this advice, but also in the past said the woman he married he never had sex with cause he wasnt attracted to her?


it was just funny to see a good looking girl pwn him after all that
 
I know, and for a girl he wasn't attracted to he still manages to mention her every 1.48 of his posts :rolleyes:
 
I still love Java though, he's a good bro.


Swole bro, let's shoot for sometime in August so I can round up some extra funds to hand over to the tribe. Bunch of crooks!
 
ortiz34 said:
I still love Java though, he's a good bro.


Swole bro, let's shoot for sometime in August so I can round up some extra funds to hand over to the tribe. Bunch of crooks!
one of the best
 
Congrats. I take it this is your first. Man they change you. especially little girls. They make you soft, which in my case was good. Keep your car keys on you for midnight craving runs. Also keep the lotion by you to rub some feet, those puppies will swell like no tomorrow. Good luck. buy some ear plugs to for their moodswings.lol
 
oh shit brother congrats my wife is 7 weeks along so we possibly will be having our kids aorund the same time..
 
Congrats Ort. Believe me the the trade off in lifestyles from having kids are way worth it. You will never love anything like you will love your kids.
 
billfred said:
Congrats Ort. Believe me the the trade off in lifestyles from having kids are way worth it. You will never love anything like you will love your kids.
Colbert interviewed a professor that wrote a book about happiness. Apparently, children lower overall happiness....but he also claimed marriage was the number one factor in happiness :worried:
 
ortiz34 said:
Got engaged Valentines day, wedding is at the end of August. We're both Virgos too.

Congrats!! Sorry you were both virgins before all of this, but I'm happy for you anyway :).
 
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