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Guys - (quoted from JA):

I've only been running this product by itself for a couple of weeks and I have to say I've been really impressed with it so far. Strength went up nicely since I started. I'm going to have to bump Teamliferesearch for a good product.
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well JA... i thought you were gonna go naturaly for the heads up on the 18th but i guess not.. slight cheating but i guess you need every bit of help at this point :supercool
 
satchboogie said:
Guys - (quoted from JA):

I've only been running this product by itself for a couple of weeks and I have to say I've been really impressed with it so far. Strength went up nicely since I started. I'm going to have to bump Teamliferesearch for a good product.
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well JA... i thought you were gonna go naturaly for the heads up on the 18th but i guess not.. slight cheating but i guess you need every bit of help at this point :supercool
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BUSTED?
 
satchboogie said:
Guys - (quoted from JA):

I've only been running this product by itself for a couple of weeks and I have to say I've been really impressed with it so far. Strength went up nicely since I started. I'm going to have to bump Teamliferesearch for a good product.
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well JA... i thought you were gonna go naturaly for the heads up on the 18th but i guess not.. slight cheating but i guess you need every bit of help at this point :supercool
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LMAO!!!! JA is busted!


RADAR
 
Juice Authority said:
Since I'm natural right now the winner will be the one who has the best overall physique (abs!!! count chubby!), not the one who is all bloated from his cycle!
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Uh Huh!

RADAR
 
You guys gotta cut JA some slack, Satch just came off a four month cycle....

JA, when was the last time you used actual gear?
 
Yossarian2000 said:
You guys gotta cut JA some slack, Satch just came off a four month cycle....

JA, when was the last time you used actual gear?
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Oct 2003 was when I finished my last cycle.
 
Yossarian2000 said:
You guys gotta cut JA some slack, Satch just came off a four month cycle....

JA, when was the last time you used actual gear?
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Well thats different then.
JA should be allowed that much


RADAR
 
fair enough bro...

i did in fact just get off a cycle.

may 18th, there will be two man standing.
one a little taller.
 
satchboogie said:
fair enough bro...

i did in fact just get off a cycle.

may 18th, there will be two man standing.
one a little taller.
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I want an extension to June 1st!
 
Juice Authority said:
I want an extension to June 1st!
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whats this a fuckin joke??

so you can squeeze 4 grams into your skinny ass while on shrink during post cycle? lol
 
satchboogie said:
whats this a fuckin joke??

so you can squeeze 4 grams into your skinny ass while on shrink during post cycle? lol
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June 1st! It's only fair!
 
Why dont you meet half way and go with May 25th. Its a nice even number, and gives you both a little more than 3 weeks.
 
I also think that it should be no holds barred. Do whatever training, supps, diet, juice you want for these 3 weeks to get in your best shape. Anything goes.
 
satchboogie said:
whats this a fuckin joke??

so you can squeeze 4 grams into your skinny ass while on shrink during post cycle? lol
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no shit, come on JA, stop being a big pussy and delaying this.
 
Mavy said:
I also think that it should be no holds barred. Do whatever training, supps, diet, juice you want for these 3 weeks to get in your best shape. Anything goes.
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Sounds good to me an even playing field.


RADAR
 
Pakelika said:
no shit, come on JA, stop being a big pussy and delaying this.
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I want to be clicking on all cylinders when I go up against the mighty satchboogie. I've been natural for months and just recently started hitting it hard again for the last month after my last debacle. Read this thread. This was back in Nov of last year. I was down for the count for 4 months after that. I lost everything I gained then some.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=279799&highlight=sad+reality

A true animal like myself needs time to prepare. Give me at least a month from today to get my shit in gear. This whole thread was meant to be a joke but with the attention its gotten there's no backing out now. Since we'll be comparing pics it's only fair that I post progress pics along the way. Trust me, give me a month and I will clean his clock! He'll be my towelboy!
 
well...

i'm not fuckin up my pct for anybody.
JA... you can juice all you want.. may 18th baby!
 
satchboogie said:
well...

i'm not fuckin up my pct for anybody.
JA... you can juice all you want.. may 18th baby!
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With your PCT and me just started my cycle next week we should be pharmacuetically even.
 
Juice Authority said:
With your PCT and me just started my cycle next week we should be pharmacuetically even.
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just because my job is around bodybuilding supplements, doesnt mean that i'm a huge freak!

5'11, 208 pounds, around 10% bf..

and with pct, i probably wont be losing any fat or gaining muscle so you now know what you're up against.

better prep up DUDE :supercool
 
Juice Authority said:
I want to be clicking on all cylinders when I go up against the mighty satchboogie. I've been natural for months and just recently started hitting it hard again for the last month after my last debacle. Read this thread. This was back in Nov of last year. I was down for the count for 4 months after that. I lost everything I gained then some.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=279799&highlight=sad+reality

A true animal like myself needs time to prepare. Give me at least a month from today to get my shit in gear. This whole thread was meant to be a joke but with the attention its gotten there's no backing out now. Since we'll be comparing pics it's only fair that I post progress pics along the way. Trust me, give me a month and I will clean his clock! He'll be my towelboy!
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I hear ya ! goodluck cleaning his clock ! LOL :)
 
well dont know about JA but june 5th my pics are goin up...

was gonna be may 18th but JA begged for another 2 weeks to prepare.. his plan is 4g susta per week... while i'm on week 3 of pct.

june 5th its on!!!!
 
satchboogie said:
was gonna be may 18th but JA begged for another 2 weeks to prepare.. his plan is 4g susta per week... while i'm on week 3 of pct.

june 5th its on!!!!
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Bwahahah...."The professional" cycle :D

He should have let me design it for him ;)
 
satchboogie said:
well dont know about JA but june 5th my pics are goin up...

was gonna be may 18th but JA begged for another 2 weeks to prepare.. his plan is 4g susta per week... while i'm on week 3 of pct.

june 5th its on!!!!
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You mess with the BULL you get the HORNS!
 
satchboogie said:
well dont know about JA but june 5th my pics are goin up...

was gonna be may 18th but JA begged for another 2 weeks to prepare.. his plan is 4g susta per week... while i'm on week 3 of pct.

june 5th its on!!!!
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will 2 weeks of GH really help that much??? ;)
 
BigAndy69 said:
Lol, I can't wait to see this.

If you guys need another judge, I'd be willing to do it.
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A month left......

But 4g's/week of test??? Damn... :)

I'm on 250mg Test/week only. And I'm making gains.
 
7 pages and still very civil. That`s what I like to see, keep up the good work guys. I`ll check back here later just in case.

Thanks bros, you make my job A LOT easier. BTW Good luck to the both of you.
 
ya ... JA, that is rather foolish, 1 month of Sust? Hit the fastest acting stuff you can get. Go balls to the wall in 4 weeks with NPP, Prop, and DBOL. I would say that that is your best bet for a 4 wk blitz. Tren would be a good choice as well. It's sure going to beat Satch's arsenal of Clomid, HCG, Nolvadex, and his very favorite .... Nelson's Post Cycle! hahaha .. j/k bros.
 
I'd use:

Fina/Masteron/Prop/winstrol + 100mg Proviron

Even then....I don't think he'll make it. Not enough time.
 
Z said:
I'd use:

Fina/Masteron/Prop/winstrol + 100mg Proviron

Even then....I don't think he'll make it. Not enough time.
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Definately better than mine for cutting, but if its mass he is after I would take mine. I think that JA may have a few tricks up his sleeve. We will see how it turns out ... its going to be quite interesting.

Just curious bro ... why do you have a picture of Fonz in your avatar?
 
aaahhh. Nice avatar btw bicepts. I would much rather look at that then your gut! hahaha j/k.
 
Anybody want to bet some gear on the show? I dont know who I am going to go with yet, but I have some extra bottles of BM Pharmaceuticals Prop and a bottle of EQ that I would put up if anyone wants to take some bets to make it a little more interesting! hahaha
 
Mavy said:
Anybody want to bet some gear on the show? I dont know who I am going to go with yet, but I have some extra bottles of BM Pharmaceuticals Prop and a bottle of EQ that I would put up if anyone wants to take some bets to make it a little more interesting! hahaha
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:chomp: well i have seen pics of satch..but i have to say im clueless on JA..i dont even know his stats..so i cant really make an informed bet..otherwise id take ya up Mavy ;)
 
Ya ... me to, I would like to see the guys fill out this info before I bet.

AS of today...

Satch
Age:
Weight:
Height:
estimated bf:
Years training:
How many cycles:
Date of last cycle:


Juice
Age:
Weight:
Height:
estimated bf:
Years training:
How many cycles:
Date of last cycle:

After hearing that, it would be good to bet. Im sure that JA wont fill it out though and wants to stay anonymous.... until he finds a good picture off of the net to use that will meet his desried stats! hahaha. He would probably want to use a picture of his hero Nelson Montana, with his face photoshopped onto it, but Nelson's new protien factory tattoo would give it away. I guess he can always photoshop that too. hehehe lol Just Foo'in with you all. I cant believe how pumped I am for the contest. Quite sad actually. lol!

Mavy
 
Juice Authority said:
You mess with the BULL you get the HORNS!
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That is the same thing the squirrel told Sponge Bob Square Pants in the “Going Back to Texas” episode… you must have kids huh?
 
Mavy said:
Age:
Weight:
Height:
estimated bf:
Years training:
How many cycles:
Date of last cycle:
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in addition to the above info, we'll also be needing street address, social security ##, the names and addresses of your 5 closest kin, credit card numbers, and a picture of your mother.
 
BICPETS101...i wont post progess pics as JA the pussy hasnt even posted one damn pic!
youll find a pic of me on page 1 i believe.. i have a feeling JA is keepin a low profile and is gonna come out swinging a heavy bat june 5th.. we shall see.

MAVY my main man here are my stats:

Age: 27

Weight: 210

Height: 5'11

estimated bf: 11% currently but gonna showdown at 8-9%

Years training: 2 years hardcore.... on/off from age 18 fuckin around and wasting time... i think you guys can relate.

How many cycles: about 4 proper cycles.. and a few wasted dumb ones.

Date of last cycle: last cycle ended mid april.. i'm one month into pct and its actually not that bad.
 
27? I figured you to be in your 30's... You are wise beyond your years my man... living life in the fast lane too I bet :)


satchboogie said:
BICPETS101...i wont post progess pics as JA the pussy hasnt even posted one damn pic!
youll find a pic of me on page 1 i believe.. i have a feeling JA is keepin a low profile and is gonna come out swinging a heavy bat june 5th.. we shall see.

MAVY my main man here are my stats:

Age: 27

Weight: 210

Height: 5'11

estimated bf: 11% currently but gonna showdown at 8-9%

Years training: 2 years hardcore.... on/off from age 18 fuckin around and wasting time... i think you guys can relate.

How many cycles: about 4 proper cycles.. and a few wasted dumb ones.

Date of last cycle: last cycle ended mid april.. i'm one month into pct and its actually not that bad.
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the fast lane isnt for everybody.. but ill enjoy it while it lasts.
 
Satch -

As I mentioned on another thread, I could quit working out for an entire year and eat cake, ice cream and cream puffs everyday and still size you down! You're going down boogieman!
 
Bulldog_10 said:
I thought you guys were supposed to be natural? I think this was asked earlier in this thread...but I don't remember the answer.
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Do you really think satch of all people is NATURAL??? That dude has access to so many things he probably uses Primo as salad dressing.
 
Juice Authority said:
Do you really think satch of all people is NATURAL??? That dude has access to so many things he probably uses Primo as salad dressing.
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lol..
actually my main man, i'm totally natural right now.
but no excuses.. cause come june 5th, the natural boogie man will chew and spit out the 4g a week JUICE LACK OF AUTHORITY! :supercool
 
satchboogie said:
BICPETS101...i wont post progess pics as JA the pussy hasnt even posted one damn pic!
youll find a pic of me on page 1 i believe.. i have a feeling JA is keepin a low profile and is gonna come out swinging a heavy bat june 5th.. we shall see.

MAVY my main man here are my stats:

Age: 27

Weight: 210

Height: 5'11

estimated bf: 11% currently but gonna showdown at 8-9%

Years training: 2 years hardcore.... on/off from age 18 fuckin around and wasting time... i think you guys can relate.

How many cycles: about 4 proper cycles.. and a few wasted dumb ones.

Date of last cycle: last cycle ended mid april.. i'm one month into pct and its actually not that bad.
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You know ... I think that I am going to go with my bro Satch on this one (sorry JA). I am looking at the facts here...

Satch has the youth advantage over JA. Satch also has been posting his pics since day 1. JA has been aware of his Satchs' pics, and has suddenly jumped on a huge cycle. This comes across me as a panic move. If you are bigger than someone, you are bigger, most people arent that close. Not close enough that a 4 wk cycle would make a difference. I am calling his bluff here. If anything someone would need to diet down. Since JA is hitting the juice hard, it says to me that he thinks Satch has him in the size department. On another note, Satch is displaying confidence, and backing it up. JA, on the other hand is flaunting a lot of bark with no bite. Maybe its part of his surprise ... who knows. Either way, my bet is on Satchy-boy for this one, if anyone wants to bet a bit of juice, offer still stands.

Make me proud Satch ... balls to the wall for the next 3 wks!

Mavy
 
Mavy said:
You know ... I think that I am going to go with my bro Satch on this one (sorry JA). I am looking at the facts here...

Satch has the youth advantage over JA. Satch also has been posting his pics since day 1. JA has been aware of his Satchs' pics, and has suddenly jumped on a huge cycle. This comes across me as a panic move. If you are bigger than someone, you are bigger, most people arent that close. Not close enough that a 4 wk cycle would make a difference. I am calling his bluff here. If anything someone would need to diet down. Since JA is hitting the juice hard, it says to me that he thinks Satch has him in the size department. On another note, Satch is displaying confidence, and backing it up. JA, on the other hand is flaunting a lot of bark with no bite. Maybe its part of his surprise ... who knows. Either way, my bet is on Satchy-boy for this one, if anyone wants to bet a bit of juice, offer still stands.

Make me proud Satch ... balls to the wall for the next 3 wks!

Mavy
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That may be true Mavy..But remember JA could very well be playing possum..we know satch knows JA's potential so he may feel hes got him beat hands down, then you would be right..it makes it all the more interesting..youth vs experience lol
 
Very true, I dont think that Satch has ever seen a pic of JA though (is this correct?). I also wanted to go with Satch, because JA seems to be the crowds fav a little, as they are buying into his verbal diarrea. I'm going with the underdog, as I think that him and his special slad dressing will pull through with a nice little surprise for us as well. No one has seen the front of Satch yet either, so go figure... Ya yossarian ... i was gonna bet some juice (a few bottles of BM Prop and a bottle of EQ), but if no one matches me on that, I will bet you some cash no worries.
 
It should be a rule that each contender also takes a shot with June 5ths newspaper in hand showing the days date.
 
good idea with the news paper mavy

im not sure who is going to win....i have never seen JA in a pic.....but mavy brings up a good poiunt about JA suddenly jumping on a huge cycle.....but the other half tells me maybe he is using reverse phsycology on us by not posting a pic...lol....i have no idea though....i hope its close though....i think this is an awsome idea
 
wnt2bBeast said:
That may be true Mavy..But remember JA could very well be playing possum..we know satch knows JA's potential so he may feel hes got him beat hands down, then you would be right..it makes it all the more interesting..youth vs experience lol
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Youth :p...Which one of them is youth :D?
 
Mavy said:
You know ... I think that I am going to go with my bro Satch on this one (sorry JA). I am looking at the facts here...

Satch has the youth advantage over JA. Satch also has been posting his pics since day 1. JA has been aware of his Satchs' pics, and has suddenly jumped on a huge cycle. This comes across me as a panic move. If you are bigger than someone, you are bigger, most people arent that close. Not close enough that a 4 wk cycle would make a difference. I am calling his bluff here. If anything someone would need to diet down. Since JA is hitting the juice hard, it says to me that he thinks Satch has him in the size department. On another note, Satch is displaying confidence, and backing it up. JA, on the other hand is flaunting a lot of bark with no bite. Maybe its part of his surprise ... who knows. Either way, my bet is on Satchy-boy for this one, if anyone wants to bet a bit of juice, offer still stands.

Make me proud Satch ... balls to the wall for the next 3 wks!

Mavy
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You sold me out! I thought you were in my corner!
 
Juice Authority said:
You sold me out! I thought you were in my corner!
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LOL, dont hate the playa, hate the game! lol! You know I love you bro!
:bigkiss:

Just trying to give the boogieman some support, and trying to hype the whole thing up a bit hehehe. I think that it would be stupid of you to give some progress pics now, people will only start judging already. Keep them for a surprise until the last day.

Mavy
 
Mavy said:
I also wanted to go with Satch, because JA seems to be the crowds fav a little, as they are buying into his verbal diarrea. I'm going with the underdog, as I think that him and his special slad dressing will pull through with a nice little surprise for us as well. No one has seen the front of Satch yet either, so go figure... Ya yossarian ... i was gonna bet some juice (a few bottles of BM Prop and a bottle of EQ), but if no one matches me on that, I will bet you some cash no worries.
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so i'm an underdog now uh?? :)
 
satchboogie said:
so i'm an underdog now uh?? :)
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Nah ... just trying to make JA feel good. I think that he is an old balding, bloated, pimpled, gyno induced man, with soggy tits and muscles. hahaha.

I honestly think that you will whoop his ass, ... well ... at least beat him anyways. Dont let me down!
 
come june 5th, bets on the boogie man will be smart!

keep in mind this istn about who is more massive.
its about symmetry, proportion and overall who looks better.

i'm no 'galaxy' or 'needize'... nor have aspiring goals to become that big.

for me its all about being very lean, strong, and vascular!

:supercool
 
satchboogie said:
come june 5th, bets on the boogie man will be smart!

keep in mind this istn about who is more massive.
its about symmetry, proportion and overall who looks better.

i'm no 'galaxy' or 'needize'... nor have aspiring goals to become that big.

for me its all about being very lean, strong, and vascular!

:supercool
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understood..Did you actually pick out the judges yet?? mass should be included but evenly weighted with what you listed as well.. :)
 
i dont think a judge panel is suitable for this.
perhaps a better option is a poll.
 
Juice Authority said:
And fat!
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i'd love to tease you with a progress pic...
but i wouldnt want you to withdraw from the contest just yet..
this is just too much fun!
 
I can't believe I read through this whole thread - If both of you don't post some comprehensive pics in 4 days I'm going to be very disapointed.


As for judging, many of you guys are thinking way to hard. You want impartial? Post 'em up and I'll simply give you an honest answer - "A" looks better than "B," nuff said.
 
satchboogie said:
i'd love to tease you with a progress pic...
but i wouldnt want you to withdraw from the contest just yet..
this is just too much fun!
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Make sure to include those love handles in your progress pics.
 
satchboogie said:
speak softly and carry a big stick!
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Speaking softly has never been my strong suit. I'm loud, obnoxious and always down for a good battle especially ones where the outcome will be obvious PILLSBURY!
 
you've always given me a good laugh..
and june 5th, that trend will continue.
 
satchboogie said:
you've always given me a good laugh..
and june 5th, that trend will continue.
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Off to the gym to hit legs! I just loaded up the quads with 1gm of Sust just for you! Don't forget to hit those legs boogieman. Legs will count too! Load up that bar and go deeeep. Ass to the ground and EXPLODE! Make those Quads burn baby, burn!
 
Juice Authority said:
Off to the gym to hit legs! I just loaded up the quads with 1gm of Sust just for you! Don't forget to hit those legs boogieman. Legs will count too! Load up that bar and go deeeep. Ass to the ground and EXPLODE! Make those Quads burn baby, burn!
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how do you keep the water retention down?
 
Juice Authority said:
Off to the gym to hit legs! I just loaded up the quads with 1gm of Sust just for you! Don't forget to hit those legs boogieman. Legs will count too! Load up that bar and go deeeep. Ass to the ground and EXPLODE! Make those Quads burn baby, burn!
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how sad would it be when NATURAL boogieman beats 4g per week j/a.

:supercool
 
satchboogie said:
how sad would it be when NATURAL boogieman beats 4g per week j/a.

:supercool
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I would truly hang my head in shame but since that day will never come it's a non-issue.
 
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