are wimenz turned on by flawless parallel parking?

[Smurfy]

because i am retardedly awesome at it

lol funny you should say this because I am a stickler for precise parking - parallel or otherwise. And a pet peeve of mine is someone who doesnt park in between the lines or parks too close to one of the lines thereby making it near impossible for someone else to park beside them. I mumble under my breath a lot when i see this type of behavior. also, i have been known to leave one-word notes on people's windshields when i come out to my car to see that ive nearly been blocked in on the drivers side by someone who parks like a retarded asshole.

 

[stilleto]

because i am retardedly awesome at it

OMG, me too.

although, your penii might be smaller than mine, so i'd still win.

I was teaching my kid how to parallel park and he was impressed with how perfect I am.

ha. like he didn't know i was perfect.

 

[jnevin]

People in Utah can't parallel park for shit. I know people that will go an extra block and park in a lot to avoid parallel parking.

 

[Razorguns]

Valet Park it on a first date > Any self parking

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[cindylou]

lol funny you should say this because I am a stickler for precise parking - parallel or otherwise. And a pet peeve of mine is someone who doesnt park in between the lines or parks too close to one of the lines thereby making it near impossible for someone else to park beside them. I mumble under my breath a lot when i see this type of behavior. also, i have been known to leave one-word notes on people's windshields when i come out to my car to see that ive nearly been blocked in on the drivers side by someone who parks like a retarded asshole.

I cannot park correctly in any parking space.

I will park as far away as I can lol

so i dont piss off people like you can have them slam their car door into mine

 

[Arabian]

I hope so .because my Lexus parallel parks itself.

 

[Smurfy]

I cannot park correctly in any parking space.

I will park as far away as I can lol

so i dont piss off people like you can have them slam their car door into mine

lol whats so hard about parking within the lines?

 

[-Ariel-]

I cannot park correctly in any parking space.

I will park as far away as I can lol

so i dont piss off people like you can have them slam their car door into mine

I can totally see that about U...
But see You can get away with that, I mean if it were a dude, who had some possibility and he was just sweating and I mean just going back and forth and you can tell he is way the fuck off, and he keeps making excuses about his alignment and shit, then I'm thinking he may have lost some Cindy Points? no?

 

[shogun7]

I'm think I'm getting the hang of this parallel parking-
YouTube - Worst parallel parking job ever

 

[drsketch]

Yea, but then you little penis kills the deal

lol