Anything But Clothes party

[nimbus]

i know the fine folks at EF have a sick costume idea that will get me laid.

don't say paper bag over the face; that is just mean and hurts my feelings.

i was thinking bubble paper pants, but then i'd have to fuck up the costume if i wanted to pee.

i was also thinking go in a trashcan and wearing the lid on my head, so then i could spraypaint myself green and go as oscar teh grouch. the advantage to this is i can yell 'BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!!!' all night. Not sure how i would get the can and lid to stay, i ain't wearin no suspenders.

 

[jack sparrow]

One year I bandaged myself up and threw fake blood all over myself. I made a t-shirt that said "PIT BULL TRAINING SCHOOL" on it, and on the chest it said "STAFF".

It was nice and cheap.

 

[Mr. dB]

How about a trash bag?

 

[nimbus]

One year I bandaged myself up and threw fake blood all over myself. I made a t-shirt that said "PIT BULL TRAINING SCHOOL" on it, and on the chest it said "STAFF".

It was nice and cheap.

LOL!! so bandage pants?

 

[jack sparrow]

LOL!! so bandage pants?

I tore up an old pair of jeans. The bandages you can get for cheap cheap at a drug store..just start wrapping yourself up and throwing fake blood everywhere.
I even put some in my hair with Karo syrup to make it stand almost straight up looking like dried, sticky blood. Everyone loved it.

 

[nimbus]

I tore up an old pair of jeans. The bandages you can get for cheap cheap at a drug store..just start wrapping yourself up and throwing fake blood everywhere.
I even put some in my hair with Karo syrup to make it stand almost straight up looking like dried, sticky blood. Everyone loved it.

sick costume, but you can't wear clothes bro!!

 

[all the whey]

Damn that sounds good.

You better take pics, because it sounds like a good excuse for girls to dress slutty. (like Halloween)

 

[jack sparrow]

sick costume, but you can't wear clothes bro!!

Ah.

Then just wrap yourself up in bandages...but put on a jockstrap to keep your fellas from getting loose.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol..taking your theme parties to another level eh?

trash bags
garbage cans
celefain/tinfoil
wrapping paper
ducktape
like a mat or a rug (with ducktape)

a bullet proof foam peanut vest

 

[nimbus]

Damn that sounds good.

You better take pics, because it sounds like a good excuse for girls to dress slutty. (like Halloween)

no camela, but i'll pull some down off facebook for my good bros on saturday

 

[KillahBee]

Wear the karate kid bathtub outfit, with nothin on underneath. Or maybe a shampoo bottle on your dick.

If you were a real pimp, you could wear actual chicks as your outfit. Ram yer cock up some cooze's ass and wear her.

 

[calveless wonder]

a barrel
cardboard

 

[jack sparrow]

Get into a giant box and paint a half moon on it. Make a door in the front, and go as an outhouse.

 

[Stefka]

Damn that sounds good.

You better take pics, because it sounds like a good excuse for girls to dress slutty. (like Halloween)

My friend wore a dress made of wrapping paper to one of those.

 

[calveless wonder]

tarp
a flag (you can rep your arab jewy ness)
drapes/curtains

if it were me, i'd rock a cuban flag on the bottom (no small peny), and a jap flag on the top

 

[nimbus]

Wear the karate kid bathtub outfit, with nothin on underneath. Or maybe a shampoo bottle on your dick.

If you were a real pimp, you could wear actual chicks as your outfit. Ram yer cock up some cooze's ass and wear her.

LMAO

 

[calveless wonder]

shopping bags or fast food bags lol

you can be a walking fast food collage

 

[fistfullofsteel]

wear a leaf to cover your dick and nothing else

 

[calveless wonder]

wear a leaf to cover your dick and nothing else

best costume ever......for a chick.

saw this a few times here on Halloween

Eve....little leaf skirt thing covering their ass (lol, overstatement) and vag
and leaves painted over their boobs, nothing else.

hotttttttttttttt

 

[Mr. dB]

Get enough Ace Bandages to do yourself up as The Mummy.

 

[redsamurai]

wtf? we're still doing "theme" parties? I thought that went out in 00-01??

 

[Mr. dB]

wtf? we're still doing "theme" parties? I thought that went out in 00-01??

Friend was telling me he received a party invitation and the theme was "think Stendhal". So he wore red and black. Everyone else showed up in 19th century French costume.

 

[Sub-Zero]

waer a cardboard box around your cock and write "toolbox" on it. lol.l

or if you can find a really big turkey, rip off the wings, pull it up ass first around your waist with the legs coming out its wingholes. lol thhatd be good too.

 

[nimbus]

waer a cardboard box around your cock and write "toolbox" on it. lol.l

or if you can find a really big turkey, rip off the wings, pull it up ass first around your waist with the legs coming out its wingholes. lol thhatd be good too.

LMAO @ turkey.



i think i might just go dick in a box?

 

[Sub-Zero]

LMAO @ turkey.



i think i might just go dick in a box?

or if u wanna get real hardcore you can go nurf football style.

hole in the nurf football, insert penis, and attatch the nurf football to a belt, or a rope or something to tie around the waist so it doesnt fall off

 

[seaking420]

These are so funny.....I have to go to one of these...alright I never been to these type of parties before but if your driving how do you drive with cardboard boxes around you