Anyone want to

[Frisky]

adopt me?


reasonable price, I cook and clean... do laundry and make great sammiches (JH1) I even bring out the garbage and get the fireplace started.

I am however anal (yea that too ) about a few things, like talking with food in your mouth, and tracking up my freshly mopped floor. I'll smack somebody for such acts. Other than that... I'm better than HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

 

[Gymgurl]

Ill take ya.....much easier then living with a man!!

 

[swole]

no money

but i will supply the dick

 

[feisty11975]

I won't be greedy. I'll let someone else have you


I sure will miss you though

 

[Frisky]

no money

but i will supply the dick

A constant supply? I'm needy

 

[feisty11975]

no money

but i will supply the dick

Are you sure you know what you are saying?

I feel for you swole...I really really do!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Sex would be your only selling point and you give that out freely, so paying wouldn't make much sense to me.

 

[beefcake28]

A constant supply? I'm needy

What else do you need? Seriously.

 

[Frisky]

Sex would be your only selling point and you give that out freely, so paying wouldn't make much sense to me.

You pay for sex on a daily basis... I wouldn't expect to be out of the norm for you. Besides, I only give out freebies for great sex, which I doubt you could provide.

So addy up the money, and make it double beings I would have to endure such misery.

 

[Frisky]

Ill take ya.....much easier then living with a man!!

Can I bring my toys

 

[Gymgurl]

her selling point...is she is clean and can cook....does not require sex from me.....and does not make any extra freaking messes....

 

[mrplunkey]

adopt me?


reasonable price, I cook and clean... do laundry and make great sammiches (JH1) I even bring out the garbage and get the fireplace started.

I am however anal (yea that too ) about a few things, like talking with food in your mouth, and tracking up my freshly mopped floor. I'll smack somebody for such acts. Other than that... I'm better than HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

WOW!

My ex wife (and I do so love saying the "ex" part) cost me more than 36 times that amount and didn't even fix me a sammich. Her favorate expression was "You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself."

 

[H_T_]

i need a chew toy. for my dog.

 

[Frisky]

her selling point...is she is clean and can cook....does not require sex from me.....and does not make any extra freaking messes....

exactly... I have a box full of toys, I love to cook.. .and have been so much more lately since the new move... I hate a mess, also hate speckles on the bathroom faucet, oh and toothpaste in the sink... OMG... I have to clean that pronto.

 

[feisty11975]

WOW!

My ex wife (and I do so love saying the "ex" part) cost me more than 36 times that amount and didn't even fix me a sammich. Her favorate expression was "You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself."

That avi scares me

 

[Frisky]

WOW!

My ex wife (and I do so love saying the "ex" part) cost me more than 36 times that amount and didn't even fix me a sammich. Her favorate expression was "You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself."

I'll drop it to 2x's... that will do me for some time. I'll even still work, (girl needs her spending money ya know)

 

[DannoMight]

I gotta clear it with the warden

 

[Frisky]

i need a chew toy. for my dog.

I'll send HH over pronto.

 

[mrplunkey]

I'll drop it to 2x's... that will do me for some time. I'll even still work, (girl needs her spending money ya know)

I didn't know rates like that were available. I should have shopped-around more in the first place.

 

[Frisky]

I didn't know rates like that were available. I should have shopped-around more in the first place.

You should never jump on the first thing you see, window shopping can save you alot of money.

 

[mrplunkey]

You should never jump on the first thing you see, window shopping can save you alot of money.

So true.

 

[jimi3times]

i dont care if she can clean and cook, i just want her for my filthy little slut!! Anything wrong with that?

 

[buffer1]

adopt me?


reasonable price, I cook and clean... do laundry and make great sammiches (JH1) I even bring out the garbage and get the fireplace started.

I am however anal (yea that too ) about a few things, like talking with food in your mouth, and tracking up my freshly mopped floor. I'll smack somebody for such acts. Other than that... I'm better than HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

Well OK

 

[digimon7068]

Ill take ya.....much easier then living with a man!!

oh yeah. . .i like the direction this thread is going in already. . .

 

[Frisky]

i dont care if she can clean and cook, i just want her for my filthy little slut!! Anything wrong with that?

Lady in the street... freak in the sheets

 

[jh1]

Straight to the point up in here... seems we're all just negotiating price...

I wish all women were so straight forward...

 

[Frisky]

Straight to the point up in here... seems we're all just negotiating price...

I wish all women were so straight forward...

I'm reasonable, and my services are up to par... not a complaint one actually.

I really require more sex than I do money, but seems money is easier and safer to come by these days. However, I'll settle for sex, but only with that one particular person. So whom ever bids high, forget about sleep. Mkay!

 

[jimi3times]

If i do take you are you going to talk anytime you want or just during sex?

 

[Frisky]

If i do take you are you going to talk anytime you want or just during sex?

well, I don't normally talk during sex, I demand and I scream... If indeed its due... but besides sex, I do indeed talk but I tend to be ok without being answered. I please myself also, and tell myself how to please myself. I'm quite self sufficent.

 

[jimi3times]

now thats the shit im talkin about!!! When and where?

 

[Longhorn85]

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

How much would it cost for a timeshare? You know, you become my private property for half a week every six months?

 

[Frisky]

now thats the shit im talkin about!!! When and where?

If I say it here then aap will show up for me to coach his blow up doll... he has not quite understood that she does not respond and that she's full of air. but eh... he's pleased so who am I to judge?

 

[SoKlueles]

if your housebroken you can come to my house

 

[jimi3times]

Come on woman my clothes are going out of style! I promise to take care of all of your sexual needs. Three or more times,get it?

 

[Frisky]

How much would it cost for a timeshare? You know, you become my private property for half a week every six months?

hmmm... I'll have to go with 50k a year for that... not too shabby eh? I'm worth it, i'll even bring the duck tape.

 

[jimi3times]

50 k , i thought this was about sex. wtf, im being out bid for poon, thats bullshit. I pay in orgasms, now what be worth more? I ask you?

 

[habitualhealth]

adopt me?

... I model myself after HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter and some change.

GO

fixed.

 

[Frisky]

fixed.

can you make your boobies dance for me?

 

[jimi3times]

Fixed in whos favor?

 

[jh1]

What is your beau gonna do when you move in w/ the highest bidder?

 

[Frisky]

What is your beau gonna do when you move in w/ the highest bidder?

i'm not sure... i don't suspect he'll be to happy with me though. I'll ask him to give a reference before I go.

 

[habitualhealth]

can you make your boobies dance for me?

boobs are suppose to move?

 

[jh1]

i'm not sure... i don't suspect he'll be to happy with me though. I'll ask him to give a reference before I go.

LOL... How about you come take care of me for a week, and I'll give the reference... good or bad... I'll be honest, and you won't have to tip him off with the references and schtuff...

 

[jimi3times]

im offering to take care of her and shes considering bids. Theres aname for that kind of gal!

 

[Frisky]

boobs are suppose to move?

mine dance... but they are special, and amazing...

 

[Frisky]

LOL... How about you come take care of me for a week, and I'll give the reference... good or bad... I'll be honest, and you won't have to tip him off with the references and schtuff...

lol

So you would take the chance of being completely spoiled and never finding anyone to ever compare to both the catering and the king like treatment, also the amazing cooking and outstanding sex... just for a reference?

I wouldn't want to ruin it for any other chicks ya know... cause once you go Frisky... you never will be the same... ever

 

[Frisky]

im offering to take care of her and shes considering bids. Theres aname for that kind of gal!

so, what is your offer? I've not been catered to ever... gonna take care of me, can I have a credit card with no limit? I would like a credit card with no limit...

 

[jimi3times]

How bout a cock card with no limit. Money is not the answer, sex is. Any dream you ever had sexually will come true plus ill invent some new shit and cook you breakfast. Hows that?

 

[jimi3times]

Teaser!!!!!

 

[EnderJE]

Yay! A nicer mememe thread.

 

[jh1]

lol

So you would take the chance of being completely spoiled and never finding anyone to ever compare to both the catering and the king like treatment, also the amazing cooking and outstanding sex... just for a reference?

I wouldn't want to ruin it for any other chicks ya know... cause once you go Frisky... you never will be the same... ever

Don't worry... no matter how good you are, I'll hate you and move on rather quickly. Remember, I hate women now.. and forever.

But... if you do good, I will give you a good reference.

 

[galaxy]

Ill adopt you and even let you sleep with me twice a day.

 

[jimi3times]

i lied about breakfast, i just want you for the sex,Is that wrong?

 

[jimi3times]

teaser!

 

[krishna]

Is this a long-term thing? I'd bid but I suck at those. You know I want you though lady

 

[jh1]

Is this a long-term thing? I'd bid but I suck at those. You know I want you though lady

Look who's here!

 

[krishna]

Look who's here!

Can't say I'm surprised to see you either. Did you think I would miss this?

 

[galaxy]

Its all about the sex.

 

[jh1]

Can't say I'm surprised to see you either. Did you think I would miss this?

I was hoping.

 

[krishna]

I was hoping.

LOL...I'm not gonna e-fight over a girl. If you want her that bad, she's yours. Not like I'm desperate. Maybe you'd like it better if I was hitting on you instead

 

[jh1]

LOL...I'm not gonna e-fight over a girl. If you want her that bad, she's yours. Not like I'm desperate. Maybe you'd like it better if I was hitting on you instead

LMAO...

 

[Sub-Zero]

adopt me?


reasonable price, I cook and clean... do laundry and make great sammiches (JH1) I even bring out the garbage and get the fireplace started.

I am however anal (yea that too ) about a few things, like talking with food in your mouth, and tracking up my freshly mopped floor. I'll smack somebody for such acts. Other than that... I'm better than HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

ill take u for free

 

[Frisky]

ouuuuu Cat fight!

hee hee

JH, I'd swoop you off of your feet... You too Krishna

 

[mkazzbmf]

adopt me?


reasonable price, I cook and clean... do laundry and make great sammiches (JH1) I even bring out the garbage and get the fireplace started.

I am however anal (yea that too ) about a few things, like talking with food in your mouth, and tracking up my freshly mopped floor. I'll smack somebody for such acts. Other than that... I'm better than HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

I will gladly trade you some Oregon rifles....Never been fired and only dropped once.

 

[Frisky]

I will gladly trade you some Oregon rifles....Never been fired and only dropped once.

lol @ only dropped once.

send them my way... I need to shoot them first

 

[reno240]

adopt me?


reasonable price, I cook and clean... do laundry and make great sammiches (JH1) I even bring out the garbage and get the fireplace started.

I am however anal (yea that too ) about a few things, like talking with food in your mouth, and tracking up my freshly mopped floor. I'll smack somebody for such acts. Other than that... I'm better than HH.

Bid starts at ..... quarter a mil.

GO

Do I get a test drive first? What if I want to return you? What's the policy on that?

 

[Frisky]

Do I get a test drive first? What if I want to return you? What's the policy on that?

there is a 25% restocking fee