Anyone here practice yoga?

[DaMan]

I just bought me a yoga tape cuz someone assured me it's a good form of cardio... (and I need a home-exercise for my morning workout, no time to go to gym). I thought it was all stretches. Well, next thing I know I was getting jittery after about 5 mins... am I a pussy or what?

So who's tried it before? Any benefits?

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Listen bro,

Yoga aint nuttin' to do with Cardrio OK?

Yoga=Devil worship.
Yoga=Sexual depravity.

Crafty rag-heads/Pakistanis have basically taken some ancient voodoo cult-shit and re-packaged it for Americans who is moving away from Christianity due to the influence of Satan.

The fact is that Yoga is against the American way of live and I would advice you to avoid it like AIDS.

Yours from a Christian friend.

Muscular Warrior

 

[supertech69]

Isn't that the routine that the guys who give themself blowjobs do? Trying to give yourself a blowjob?

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Thanks for high-lighting the homosexual practises in Yoga. My advise is to you the Lifecycle and forget evil Yoga.

Muscular Warrior

Isn't that the routine that the guys who give themself blowjobs do? Trying to give yourself a blowjob?

 

[Mighty P]

Some chick got me to do a yoga class with her once. That shit is HARD, you're not a pussy. I don't know about it being a good form of cardio, but it'll make you as sore as a good workout if you do it right.

 

[Nathan]

LMAO. No. LMAO.

Sigh... You should try just making the period after you take a shit and are wiping your ass into a cardiovascualr activity. I know I always work up a sweat wiping my ass.

Sorry, but Yoga?

 

[JibbyJabba]

Listen bro,

Yoga aint nuttin' to do with Cardrio OK?

Yoga=Devil worship.
Yoga=Sexual depravity.

Crafty rag-heads/Pakistanis have basically taken some ancient voodoo cult-shit and re-packaged it for Americans who is moving away from Christianity due to the influence of Satan.

The fact is that Yoga is against the American way of live and I would advice you to avoid it like AIDS.

Yours from a Christian friend.

Muscular Warrior

SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT GODBOY UP!!! What a fucking moron! Go somewhere else to spew your religious bullshit... Jesus does not want you associating with juiceheads...we are sexaully depraved devil worshippers who do not want you around asking "WWJD?"...GO THE FUCK AWAY!

On that note..

IMO, Yoga is hard as hell... not for bodybuilders, but try some of those poses and you'll know it takes serious practice to get good at it. You'll sweat like hell.

 

[Gokou]

Hey, Musclewarrior....

Do your Christian ways teach you to hate all non-christians? Geez, talk about giving christianity a bad name.

And please enlighten me on the "American way of life". Is that Christianity, because I could've sworn they chose to seperate church and state.

If you don't like yoga, fine, please share a valid opinion. It is obvious you know nothing about yoga, and just wish to share your ignorance with anyone willing to listen.

Why don't you go back to your AOL chatrooms and stir up trouble there? I guarantee you'll have more success dealing with people on the same maturity level as you. As for your posts here; they only gets in the way of good knowledge.

 

[creep]

Isn't that the routine that the guys who give themself blowjobs do? Trying to give yourself a blowjob?

You mean if I practice yoga long enough I'll be able to give myself a blowjob? I gotta get a yoga tape ASAP

 

[Mako the Shark]

I think MuscularWarrier was joking....

Lighten up guys....

 

[creep]

Re: I think MuscularWarrier was joking....

Lighten up guys....

read his other post. he wasn't joking

 

[Fish]

No he was not joking. He is a joke, but he was not joking.

What he got this misguided rant from is yoga is a form of Prayer. In the Hindu (sp?) belive you take a different position for each god. There are somethink like 2000-5000 gods, but I am not sure on this. Each god has it's own position. Holding the position is prayer to that god. If you have ordered a tape with the intention of doing a new cardio routien I would hardly call that prayer. I took yoga in school, and do not belive in the gods each postion represents, so I was not praying. Crossing your legs and resting your hands on your knees is one of the postions, I bet even our loud mouth (MuscularWarrier) has taken this postion from time to time. So I guess he is a devil worshiping, Sexual depraved, Crafty rag-head.

Best luck to all.
And lets try to keep our minds a little more open.

 

[JibbyJabba]

Re: I think MuscularWarrier was joking....

Lighten up guys....

You'd hope he was joking, but unfortunately he is not.

 

[DaMan]

LMAO. No. LMAO.

Sigh... You should try just making the period after you take a shit and are wiping your ass into a cardiovascualr activity. I know I always work up a sweat wiping my ass.

Sorry, but Yoga?

I used to think like (a more heterosexual form of) you.

But actually try it, THEN return to this discussion. It's NOT as vaginal as it looks.

 

[genarr3]

Thanks for high-lighting the homosexual practises in Yoga. I was wondering where I could find a nice guy. I'm going to join the nearest class.
My advise is to you is practice the self-blowjob position, I'm such a loser it's the only way I can get one.

Muscular Warrior

It's about time you came out.

 

[JibbyJabba]

It's about time you came out.

LOL!!!

Anyone know who moved the MuscularWarrier thread to chat & convo??? I was enjoying the little fucker's pathetic attempts to defend himself.