Anyone here practice yoga?

[DaMan]

I just bought me a yoga tape cuz someone assured me it's a good form of cardio... (and I need a home-exercise for my morning workout, no time to go to gym). I thought it was all stretches. Well, next thing I know I was getting jittery after about 5 mins... am I a pussy or what?

So who's tried it before? Any benefits?

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Listen bro,

Yoga aint nuttin' to do with Cardrio OK?

Yoga=Devil worship.
Yoga=Sexual depravity.

Crafty rag-heads/Pakistanis have basically taken some ancient voodoo cult-shit and re-packaged it for Americans who is moving away from Christianity due to the influence of Satan.

The fact is that Yoga is against the American way of live and I would advice you to avoid it like AIDS.

Yours from a Christian friend.

Muscular Warrior

 

[supertech69]

Isn't that the routine that the guys who give themself blowjobs do? Trying to give yourself a blowjob?

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Thanks for high-lighting the homosexual practises in Yoga. My advise is to you the Lifecycle and forget evil Yoga.

Muscular Warrior

Isn't that the routine that the guys who give themself blowjobs do? Trying to give yourself a blowjob?

 

[Mighty P]

Some chick got me to do a yoga class with her once. That shit is HARD, you're not a pussy. I don't know about it being a good form of cardio, but it'll make you as sore as a good workout if you do it right.

 

[Nathan]

LMAO. No. LMAO.

Sigh... You should try just making the period after you take a shit and are wiping your ass into a cardiovascualr activity. I know I always work up a sweat wiping my ass.

Sorry, but Yoga?

 

[JibbyJabba]

Listen bro,

Yoga aint nuttin' to do with Cardrio OK?

Yoga=Devil worship.
Yoga=Sexual depravity.

Crafty rag-heads/Pakistanis have basically taken some ancient voodoo cult-shit and re-packaged it for Americans who is moving away from Christianity due to the influence of Satan.

The fact is that Yoga is against the American way of live and I would advice you to avoid it like AIDS.

Yours from a Christian friend.

Muscular Warrior

SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT GODBOY UP!!! What a fucking moron! Go somewhere else to spew your religious bullshit... Jesus does not want you associating with juiceheads...we are sexaully depraved devil worshippers who do not want you around asking "WWJD?"...GO THE FUCK AWAY!

On that note..

IMO, Yoga is hard as hell... not for bodybuilders, but try some of those poses and you'll know it takes serious practice to get good at it. You'll sweat like hell.

 

[Gokou]

Hey, Musclewarrior....

Do your Christian ways teach you to hate all non-christians? Geez, talk about giving christianity a bad name.

And please enlighten me on the "American way of life". Is that Christianity, because I could've sworn they chose to seperate church and state.

If you don't like yoga, fine, please share a valid opinion. It is obvious you know nothing about yoga, and just wish to share your ignorance with anyone willing to listen.

Why don't you go back to your AOL chatrooms and stir up trouble there? I guarantee you'll have more success dealing with people on the same maturity level as you. As for your posts here; they only gets in the way of good knowledge.

 

[creep]

Isn't that the routine that the guys who give themself blowjobs do? Trying to give yourself a blowjob?

You mean if I practice yoga long enough I'll be able to give myself a blowjob? I gotta get a yoga tape ASAP

 

[Mako the Shark]

I think MuscularWarrier was joking....

Lighten up guys....