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good movie saw it last night.. it was funny throughout the entire movie.. knocked up had funnier parts..
Anyone else think Superbad was funny??
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I got 1 condom and small tube of lube.
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I found this!!! A lot of Green K should come my way... 
Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
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Fogell: I have a boner!
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Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Oh... thank you. I'm sure you would too if you... had one.
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Officer Michaels: [hears a siren] Oh shit, the cops!
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Evan: It's like a division sign.
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Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
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Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
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Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
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Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who's legally named Fuck.
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Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
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Evan: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your shopping?
Old Lady: That would be lovely! Do you want me to buy you alcohol?
Evan: That would be lovely!
[at the cash register, after buying alcohol]
Evan: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady: Enjoy fucking Jules!
Evan: I will!
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Fogell: [shoots at burning police cruiser] Break yourself, foo!
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Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
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Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.
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Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah, they said that would happen in health class.
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Fogell: [as Seth comes out of the liquor store] Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?
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Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
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Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
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Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
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Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back Jules, is that it's located on my cock.
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Seth: [gets hit by a car] What the FUCK?
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Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I'm 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called strategy.
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Evan: [looking in the mirror] Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck your penis.
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Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in or around her mouth!
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Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.
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Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of you cocks could *kill* someone.
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Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
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Good Shopper Security: Don't do it, kid.
Seth: I never had a choice...
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Seth: Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since ‘nam!
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Officer Michaels: Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.
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Seth: Why don't you go pee your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: That was like 8 years ago!
Seth: People don't forget!
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Evan: Same-sies.
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Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
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Liquor Store Clerk: Fuck my life.
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Seth: I draw dicks.
Evan: Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes, like a man dick.
Evan: That's supergay.
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Evan: Good shit, right Miroki?
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Seth: Look, we all know Home Ec. is a joke. No offense. It's just like everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. And I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef?
[pause]
Seth: No. There's three weeks left in school - give me a fuckin' break. I'm sorry for cursing.
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[from trailer]
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.
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[from trailer]
Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake I.D]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name, man.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake I.D. worked] Wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was probably spelled with a "ph", I dunno.
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[from trailer]
Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
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[from trailer]
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Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
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[from trailer]
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
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Fogell: I have a boner!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Oh... thank you. I'm sure you would too if you... had one.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Officer Michaels: [hears a siren] Oh shit, the cops!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: It's like a division sign.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: Breast Reduction Surgery? That's like slapping God across the face.
Evan: She had back-problems, man.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
[pause]
Officer Slater: Can you?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who's legally named Fuck.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your shopping?
Old Lady: That would be lovely! Do you want me to buy you alcohol?
Evan: That would be lovely!
[at the cash register, after buying alcohol]
Evan: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady: Enjoy fucking Jules!
Evan: I will!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fogell: [shoots at burning police cruiser] Break yourself, foo!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah, they said that would happen in health class.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fogell: [as Seth comes out of the liquor store] Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: I dunno, it's not for me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back Jules, is that it's located on my cock.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: [gets hit by a car] What the FUCK?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I'm 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called strategy.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: [looking in the mirror] Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck your penis.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in or around her mouth!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: I didn't realize that.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of you cocks could *kill* someone.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Good Shopper Security: Don't do it, kid.
Seth: I never had a choice...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since ‘nam!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: Why don't you go pee your pants?
Greg the Soccer Player: That was like 8 years ago!
Seth: People don't forget!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: Same-sies.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Liquor Store Clerk: Fuck my life.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: I draw dicks.
Evan: Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes, like a man dick.
Evan: That's supergay.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan: Good shit, right Miroki?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seth: Look, we all know Home Ec. is a joke. No offense. It's just like everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. And I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef?
[pause]
Seth: No. There's three weeks left in school - give me a fuckin' break. I'm sorry for cursing.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[from trailer]
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[from trailer]
Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake I.D]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name, man.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake I.D. worked] Wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was probably spelled with a "ph", I dunno.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[from trailer]
Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[from trailer]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[from trailer]
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Slater: [pause] That's such a cool name.
Officer Michaels: I know. It sounds like a sexy hamburger.
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Mighty - just saw your title under your name, DILF
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chiiicca chiicca whaaat
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yonkers you're borderline obsessed
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I am laughing my ass off at that movie! VERY FUNNY!
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I'm so wet right now.
Yeah, they said that would happen in health class.
Yeah, they said that would happen in health class.
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Look at the blood on his pants, he has a mangina!
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