Anyone else ever BLEED from their ASS!

[Bigtug]

Is he a homosexual? It may not be how much juice he is shooting in his ass, but rather how much juice some other guy is squirting up his ass.

ROFL!!!

 

[Ryvor]

It could also be an anal fissure and not necessarily hemoroids. Anal fissures occur from straining or pushing too hard when taking a dump. More fiber in the diet and this will go away. All the protein makes you constipated.

 

[trial0r]

when im eating a whole shitload of food, and i shit like 4-5 times a day i sometimes bleed a little bit. i think its a combination of lactose intolerance and many many wipes.

 

[moosecles]

same thing happend to me it was internal hemoroids. Doctor friend of mine, told me to increase my fiber which i did, and it eventually went away. If it hurts him theres a procedure they do that they wrap a rubber band on it and burn it , thats only oif its causing him pain if it doesnt hurt , up the fibre and you should be ok, if its bright red that is. A dark stool is something different.

good luck

 

[Peyomp]

I can't stress how much the TUCKS pads will help him out. Just the last wipe, every time he poops. They're like big soothing zit pads, for your ass. Stop the bleeding too.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Blood turns red when exposed to the air. Like anytime you get a cut.

I'm just curious, what color is blood before it gets exposed to air? Green?

 

[Peyomp]

I'm just curious, what color is blood before it gets exposed to air? Green?

Blood is always red on account of the Iron in hemoglobin. Veins are purple... and blood does change tone slightly when oxygenated, so the myth "veins bleed purple" has arisen. Anyone thats ever hit a vein with their syrgine knows it ain't so...

 

[Fe3]

Dont rule this out.
He may be lactose intolarant. Even a slight case. If this is so, some of the lactose cannot be broken down and tears up the colon walls and sphincter(sp) - but over time this will also cause hemmroids and internally and externally

 

[solidspine]

You are correct on the color of the blood,

just had a nurse confirm this to me.

 

[Moe]

Another thought...

I have had a similar problem which I initially attributed to hemroids. Went to the Doc after it didn't subside after 3 months (yah, I know that's a while). As it turns out, it was not hemroids at all. Rather, I had a small tear in the poop chute (and, yes, that is the ACTUAL medical term) brought on by deep, heavy squats, and deads--in theory, as I ruled out any and all external causes.

The Doc recommended that I consider surgery and time off. He also said it would likely heal on it's own with time. That being said, I felt no need to have ASS SURGERY, and elected to ease up on the weights for a while until it could heal.

In total, the problem lasted for about 6 months. It would eventually go away just as the Doc has said. However, over the 6 months, I endured a great deal of nervousness, as well as 6-8 trips to the crapper every day. No pleasant experience, I wust say.

My advice:

GO TO THE DOCTOR. Get the ass problem looked into by someone who looks into ass problems for a living, say Kosmo Cramer, The Assman, and go from there.