anyone cut themselves opening a beer bottle?

[jesus 2]

couple days ago i met this girl on the net and we decided to kick it that night. i picked her up and she was a tight little package (i saw pics of her and she was hot in those). we also picked up one of her friends who supposedly oil/mud wrestles and dances topless a few nights a week and then spends all her money on pot (she was obviously a huge fucking pothead, but she rolled the best joints i've ever seen). we didn't do much except drive around and smoke out at my friend's house, but while we were there we had a beer. both girls asked me to open their beer for them so i oblige, or at least i tried to... i went to open the first one as if it were a twist off. it wasn't budging at first, so i squeeze tighter trying to twist it off (i can't be a girly guy who can't even open a drink). anyway, it freaking turns out to not be a twist off and i tried so hard trying to twist it off that the cap sliced right into my index finger. i was high so i guess that was masking pain so i didn't realize what i was doing, but now i have this fairly deep gash on my index finger. anway, i hope that one girl calls me back so we can have a little fun.


j2da2

 

[HumorMe]

WWJD?

Obviously not read the direction on the beer bottle.

 

[Alpine]

A long time ago a friend of mine tried to open a beer bottle with his teeth at a party. The top of the bottle broke which left him with a piece of glass about the size of a dime stuck in his gums. Ouch! You said you were high when you cut your hand? My buddy had it worse. About 20 min. before he broke the bottle in his mouth, he dropped a hit of acid which kept him from going to the hospital until he came down. Tell me that doesn't suck!

 

[DangerousGrounds]

Only when I brake bottle over my head. I ripped many shirts using the shirt to grip than washed and get little holes in all my shirts.

 

[PatsFan34]

Jesus, don't worry it was just a rookie mistake. I bet you never let that happen again, I've you do...kill yourself. Anyway, I hope the girl calls you back too....good luck buddy, pound that pussy!!!