Anybody on the Shitter?

[ceo]

I just dropped a deuce.

 

[PICK3]

bant

 

[Sub-Zero]

how was it

 

[cindylou]

ew absolutely not....im dirty for just posting in this thread

 

[ceo]

poopin is natural.

 

[cindylou]

poopin is natural.

the woman's digestive system is a mysterious thing

 

[PICK3]

I dropped teh Browns off at the Stadium

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

guddamn robs.....lol

 

[Unrest]

their is some weird and random shit in this chat section thats for sure hahaha

 

[canadianhitman]

WTF...who takes their laptop into the bathroom?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i hate pooping without my laptop

 

[ceo]

I watch scat porn on my laptop while I poop. It motivates my sphincter!

 

[ceo]

I dropped teh Browns off at the Stadium

You took the Browns to the Super Bowl?

I dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool.

 

[BlueBird]

You know talking about BM's is the first sign of dementia.

BTW, did you get my pm regarding my start date request?

 

[chris302001]

WTF...who takes their laptop into the bathroom?

 

[BBR100]

I just dropped a deuce.

yep, and calling it a deuce wouldn't do it justice.

i feel fine!

 

[DannoMight]

i just let loose a turdsnake

 

[NickyE3]

i dropped 2 deuces today. i usually play Angry Birds on my Droid

 

[ceo]

only 2? Damn, I'd be backed up and miserable if I only shat twice a day! I'm a minimum 4 times a day pooper, if I've hardly eaten.

 

[HollywoodSwole]

I just dropped a deuce.

my last was so GODZILLA, it was a tres

 

[jiggagold]

i always shit with laptop and dip

 

[nangiggles]

I hate "going" specially outside the house, and no matter how much fiber it's always awful.... Ima die in the toilet one day... you'll all see...

 

[mrplunkey]

I hate "going" specially outside the house, and no matter how much fiber it's always awful.... Ima die in the toilet one day... you'll all see...

You and the King.

 

[DannoMight]

I don't mind dropping bombs in port o johns. Mainly cuz its incognito and you can always choose to pass or claim the blame. Plus if you work construction you have little choice.

 

[nangiggles]

I don't mind dropping bombs in port o johns. Mainly cuz its incognito and you can always choose to pass or claim the blame. Plus if you work construction you have little choice.

oh god NO! I can barely pee in a port a potty, I've been to big beer festivals(local october fest and massive 2 day concert bash in CR) and preferred to have just ONE beer so I wouldnt have to use the porta potty,last time i used it i was so nervous an uncomfortable i almost thought that urinal art was a sink and almost grabbed on to it (Ewwww) and the door opened a little, almost swung out with my pants dropped..... I hate em.... but in all fairness i have irrational feelings towards toilets...

 

[cindylou]

oh god NO! I can barely pee in a port a potty, I've been to big beer festivals(local october fest and massive 2 day concert bash in CR) and preferred to have just ONE beer so I wouldnt have to use the porta potty,last time i used it i was so nervous an uncomfortable i almost thought that urinal art was a sink and almost grabbed on to it (Ewwww) and the door opened a little, almost swung out with my pants dropped..... I hate em.... but in all fairness i have irrational feelings towards toilets...

lol! You're doing it wrong..if you drink enough you don't care where you pee

 

[ceo]

take it from cindy, she knows!

 

[nangiggles]

lol! You're doing it wrong..if you drink enough you don't care where you pee

takes at least 5 beers to get me semi buzzed so by the time I'm drunk I would have had to use the porta at LEAST 5 times sober! no thanks

 

[cindylou]

takes at least 5 beers to get me semi buzzed so by the time I'm drunk I would have had to use the porta at LEAST 5 times sober! no thanks

lol okay..but you don't gotta pee once for each beer

 

[-SD-]

lol okay..but you don't gotta pee once for each beer

im waiting for cindy to calculate the exact ratio of beer intake to piss output per pound of weight.

 

[CoBra666]

anyone ever weigh themselves before and after to see how big of a buttloaf comes out. i wrote my "biggest one of the year to date" on my calender. when my gf asked what it meant she threw away my calender

 

[ceo]

how big was that brown baby?

 

[nangiggles]

anyone ever weigh themselves before and after to see how big of a buttloaf comes out. i wrote my "biggest one of the year to date" on my calender. when my gf asked what it meant she threw away my calender

I read this twice and twice I LOLed

 

[C0LUMB0]

how big was that brown baby?

It was fairly big CEO , here's a pic of the birth.

****IMAGE IS NSFW - NOT WORK SAFE!****

http://icanhasimage.com/images/arc4g1qr7uov8e06b7t.jpg

Mother and baby are doin just fine....

 

[jackangel]

reporting in for duty, sarge

 

[nangiggles]

CEO's insertion of NSFW was a little too late when I opened it yesterday...