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ocisbomb

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I've been on my first cycle for 4 weeks, loving the pumps, gains, etc.. This is amazing. I am noticing that my farts smell so bad that they could probably power a major US city for a few weeks. I'm talking BAD. Wierd chemical smells...(I'm starting to like this newfound power...) Like..

1.) I farted under the covers and my dog sleeps down there. I "dutch-ovened" him.. he seriously woke up, got out of bed, jumped onto the floor and stared at me as if to say, "You fucking STINK." He proceeded to sleep on the floor. (And he NEVER sleeps on the floor.)

2.) I was in the gym and accidentally let MAYBE one cubic inch of hot air out, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, the place just STUNK! I started laughing to myself, and I guess I was a bit flushed, but some older guy, (totally professional looking) comes up to me and says with a totally straight face, "That is the worst thing I have ever smelled in my life, I think I'm going to be sick." He turns around, and leaves. (With the rest of the people staring at me in disgust.)

Does this happen to you? Any funny juice-fart stories?
 
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ocisbomb said:
I've been on my first cycle for 4 weeks, loving the pumps, gains, etc.. This is amazing. I am noticing that my farts smell so bad that they could probably power a major US city for a few weeks. I'm talking BAD. Wierd chemical smells...(I'm starting to like this newfound power...) Like..

1.) I farted under the covers and my dog sleeps down there. I "dutch-ovened" him.. he seriously woke up, got out of bed, jumped onto the floor and stared at me as if to say, "You fucking STINK." He proceeded to sleep on the floor. (And he NEVER sleeps on the floor.)

2.) I was in the gym and accidentally let MAYBE one cubic inch of hot air out, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, the place just STUNK! I started laughing to myself, and I guess I was a bit flushed, but some older guy, (totally professional looking) comes up to me and says with a totally straight face, "That is the worst thing I have ever smelled in my life, I think I'm going to be sick." He turns around, and leaves. (With the rest of the people staring at me in disgust.)

Does this happen to you? Any funny juice-fart stories?
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I get that too, except its not related to gear only what I eat...mine smell worse than yours :)
 
Very unlikely. Here, I'll ziplock bag some and mail it to you. Seriously though, this is practically a new source of renewable energy. The air comes out about 150 degrees, and with all the methane and shit (no pun intended) you could probably fuel a dragster.
 
Sweed said:
haha i hate letting ones out while on the leg press by accident
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That's gross. If people notice it's you, they will talk about it and tell everyone. You will be the famous farter.
 
Yes, I noticed a difference in smell when I started using whey protein and protein bars but it's definitely worse when on cycle. BO also gets worse when on.
 
ocisbomb said:
I've been on my first cycle for 4 weeks, loving the pumps, gains, etc.. This is amazing. I am noticing that my farts smell so bad that they could probably power a major US city for a few weeks. I'm talking BAD. Wierd chemical smells...(I'm starting to like this newfound power...) Like..

1.) I farted under the covers and my dog sleeps down there. I "dutch-ovened" him.. he seriously woke up, got out of bed, jumped onto the floor and stared at me as if to say, "You fucking STINK." He proceeded to sleep on the floor. (And he NEVER sleeps on the floor.)

2.) I was in the gym and accidentally let MAYBE one cubic inch of hot air out, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, the place just STUNK! I started laughing to myself, and I guess I was a bit flushed, but some older guy, (totally professional looking) comes up to me and says with a totally straight face, "That is the worst thing I have ever smelled in my life, I think I'm going to be sick." He turns around, and leaves. (With the rest of the people staring at me in disgust.)

Does this happen to you? Any funny juice-fart stories?
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i was doing some SLDL the other week with 315, and went down on my 4th rep, and cut a huge one. i mean, loud as shit, and it fuckin reaked. and i know everybody in the place had to hear it because i had my head phones on, and i could hear it. i tried to play it off, but couldn't. i tried to keep doing my set, but on the next rep, i ripped another. i had to stop on that one, because i was laughing so hard.
 
ocisbomb said:
I am laughing my ass off. Maybe I'm just immature, but I still think farting is fucking hilarious.
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i think farting is a riot. i bought this remote farting machine the other day at spencer gift for $16. best investment that i have ever made. first i needed to put the batteries in it. so while we were at the mall, i stopped at the movado watch store so that i could get a small phillips head screw driver to take the battery cover off with. so i get the thing all set up, and put it in my pocket, and give one of my friends the remote. he pushes the button, it goes off, we all start laughing. we went to eat at wendy's. i completely forgot about the thing still being turned on, and being in my pocket. im trying to order, and my friend is sitting down, and keeps pushing the button. i look at my other friend standing next to me and say "man, we shouldn't have eaten that chinese food for lunch." the whole time the guy behind the counter is trying to keep a straight face.
i get my food, and i go to sit down to eat, and this family walks in. (we are sitting near the door.) my friend pushes the button. and the mother starts looking around, so he pushes the button again. she looks at her son, grabs him by the wrist and says "i told you not to do that in public." we start crackin up, and she starts staring at us. it was a riot.
 
try some ginger root extract. take a couple pills when you consume protein. It aids in the digestion of protein and should help minimize the farts.
 
its most likely the protein causing this... same way when i eat egg whites..does it to me then...also im on dnp right now, and let me tell you, those farts dont smell to good either. you would know if u have ever used dnp before.
 
i was doing some SLDL the other week with 315, and went down on my 4th rep, and cut a huge one. i mean, loud as shit, and it fuckin reaked. and i know everybody in the place had to hear it because i had my head phones on, and i could hear it. i tried to play it off, but couldn't. i tried to keep doing my set, but on the next rep, i ripped another. i had to stop on that one, because i was laughing so hard.

That is hillarious!
Farts are one of the things in life that will always be funny.
I don't care if you're 3 or 93.
When someone lets one rip it's funny.
Few things are as good as a well timed fart.
 
"Few things are as good as a well timed fart." What a quote.

I COULD try some preventative measures to get rid of this gas, but why on earth would I? This is a gift from God.
 
Last month myself and my g-friend went away for a few days. I'm not joking guys, I farted for England the first night we were there. We woke up around 8am and the room fucking stank! What did my girlfriend do...rang reception to complain about the smell in the room. I was as embarrassed as hell. Anyhow, what did the hotel do...moved us to another room! The manager was apologising like crazy and I was trying to smother the giggles as the porter lugged our stuff down the corridor and into the lift!!
 
UA_Iron said:
try some ginger root extract. take a couple pills when you consume protein. It aids in the digestion of protein and should help minimize the farts.
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also try Papaya , the fruit is best or you can try the tablets or juice. This helped me big time with this problem.
 
i get it bad just with all the protein i take
 
Strangle Hold said:
i was doing some SLDL the other week with 315, and went down on my 4th rep, and cut a huge one. i mean, loud as shit, and it fuckin reaked. and i know everybody in the place had to hear it because i had my head phones on, and i could hear it. i tried to play it off, but couldn't. i tried to keep doing my set, but on the next rep, i ripped another. i had to stop on that one, because i was laughing so hard.

That is hillarious!
Farts are one of the things in life that will always be funny.
I don't care if you're 3 or 93.
When someone lets one rip it's funny.
Few things are as good as a well timed fart.
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Keep this in mind, breath out your mouth and not your ass when you extend.
 
The only thing that tends to give me unbearable gas is No Sugar Added ice cream which uses splenda instead.
 
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