Any of Ya'll Feel Weird Asking a Fat Waitress what the Fat Content of a Certain Food

[KAYNE]

YES I WOULD FEEL WEIRD ASKING A FAT GIRL WHAT THE FAT CONTENT IS IN FOOD!!!

.......AND I'M GONNA CALL KFC AND ASK THEM HOW LARGE THERE BREASTS ARE!!! LOL.

 

[Bikini Mod]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY AS SHIT!

I could not have said it better myself!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahhahahaa

I could give TWO SHITS about that waitress, I used to be a fat yo-yo diet chick...wasn't happy, got educated, busted my ass - and now I HAVE a nice ass. tee-hee

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

What cracked me up when I worked short-order was that fat chicks would always come up and order their mozzerella sticks, double bacon cheeseburgers and chicken wings with a diet coke.

Does the diet coke somehow negate the 30+ grams of lard they are chomping down?

I made the mistake of asking the logic of this once, and the big momma got real angry