Another "people suck" story to brighten your day

[Sub-Zero]

beggers are all douche assholes otherwise they would get a fucking job.


on the same day i saw this guy on crutches come up to me and ask for money, an dim like no sorry, (mind you im by myself, no adults near me) and hes like COME ON MAN I NEED MONEY TO GO INTOT HAT 711 AND BUY MYSELF SOME FOOD, and im like i said no sorry, but he wont get the fucking hint...i wanted to cuss him out but i knew hed drop his crutches and run after me.


then same day on the way home i saw this lady with 2 kids pass by about 5 adults without talking to them, and came up to me, a kid, with no adults by me (no doubt thinking she could pressure my ass into giving her some freeride). she pulls the ultimate in low, by saying "can i have some money so i can buy my kids something warm to eat"...im just like, uhh fuck you bitch why couldnt you have asked all the people you passed by, or better yet, quit being a lazy shitmom and get a job.

actually i said "no sorry, but goodluck and goodbless"

 

[BUKKAKE]

Damn I Woulda Blew My Load

 

[sconoscuito]

thats funny cause I saw a woman standing infront of 711 on crutches and a huge ass brace... obviusly she asked me for cash and I didnt even have anything except my card and she gives me this look like she hates me and rolls her eyes

so I walk outta 711 and shes gone, I drive down the street and see her running accross the road.. RUNNING with crutches in one hand

 

[BUKKAKE]

You Should Have Beat Her With The Crutches Though I Woulda Blew My Load All Over Her Then Beat Her

 

[jerkbox]

don't give bums money!!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you only gave me a $5 when you had $20s in your wallet too?!

you're a fucking asshole man.

 

[ADDIKKT]

Sorry bro.. I needed the 5 bucks for a turkey pot pie and a salt water enema

 

[Moderate_THIS]

A few months ago a bum asked me for cheese, so I took a $10 bill out of my pocket, feigned giving it to him, and then torched it with a zippo.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you fucking asshole. i really wanted cheese that day too. i hope you rot in hell.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

A few months ago a bum asked me for cheese, so I took a $10 bill out of my pocket, feigned giving it to him, and then torched it with a zippo.

that, my friend, is awesome