another ode by lil k - - ode to the ranger

[lil k]

ranger, ranger, you hot sexy man
your dick they say is as wide as a can.

from your balls to the tip… at least 12 inches long.
holy shit, that’s as big as your homemade copper bong!

so cheers to you, a toke I take,
cuz your so big I’d choke on that snake.

so pop in a tape and whip out the towel
hit the target in the middle and let out howl

scream at the moon or the sun if you dare
just don’t go out naked cause the animals you will scare

with a cock so big, so mighty and strong
i can’t decide which to pull, you or the bong

 

[MassiveGunz]

bro no ofense but u sound prety gay in that poam.

 

[naturally anabolic]

sweet holy hell!

lil k, EF's official naughty poet.

 

[MrMuscle]

bro no ofense but u sound prety gay in that poam.

LOL

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh....Copper bong is dismantel'd babe, I had to take a shower.....

I may sound gay, but I can assure you, I am one big fucking dick sucker....<evil snicker>

Ranger

 

[lil k]

lol...yea showers are good...well if you are going to build a new one...make it bigger than your cock....and thats going to be P R E T T Y BIGGGGG!

muah!!!