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1armedscissor
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That's a great story, can you tell it again?
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real joke
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandfather one weekend, because his grandpa feels it's about time they spent some quality time together.
While sitting out on the boat, the boy notices the grandpa pulling out a big beautiful Cuban cigar from his coat pocket. He proceeds to bite off the tip, light it up, and start puffing away. The boy watches in amazement; then, without knowing any better, he blurts out, "Hey Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
The grandpa smiles and says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy frowns and says, "well, no grandpa, it can't."
The grandpa sits back and says, "boy, you're not a man yet, so you can't smoke one of these!"
The two continue to fish for a while without speaking. Later on, the grandpa reaches into the cooler and pulls out a freezing-cold can of Budweiser, cracks it open, and begins to chug it. The little boy watches in amazement; then, without knowing any better, he blurts out, "Hey Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
The grandpa smiles and says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy frowns and says, "I already told you, grandpa, it can't."
The grandpa sits back and says, "boy, you're not a man yet, so you can't drink beer!"
The boy almost begins to argue, but then he holds his tongue and proceeds to continue fishing.
A little while later, with not a single bite on their lines, the two give up and head into shore. While filling up the truck at a gas station, the grandpa decides to buy a couple lottery tickets, considering the jackpot has reached $50 million. He give one to his grandson and keeps one for himself. Of course, the grandpa wins nothing. But the little boy wins all $50 million! After seeing that his grandson had won, the grandpa smiled and said, "well now, you're going to share some of those winnings with your old grandpa, aren't ya?"
The little boy looked up and said, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The grandpa stood up proudly, fists on his hips, and stated, "why, yes it can!"
The little boy said, "well... then you can go fuck yourself."
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandfather one weekend, because his grandpa feels it's about time they spent some quality time together.
While sitting out on the boat, the boy notices the grandpa pulling out a big beautiful Cuban cigar from his coat pocket. He proceeds to bite off the tip, light it up, and start puffing away. The boy watches in amazement; then, without knowing any better, he blurts out, "Hey Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
The grandpa smiles and says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy frowns and says, "well, no grandpa, it can't."
The grandpa sits back and says, "boy, you're not a man yet, so you can't smoke one of these!"
The two continue to fish for a while without speaking. Later on, the grandpa reaches into the cooler and pulls out a freezing-cold can of Budweiser, cracks it open, and begins to chug it. The little boy watches in amazement; then, without knowing any better, he blurts out, "Hey Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
The grandpa smiles and says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy frowns and says, "I already told you, grandpa, it can't."
The grandpa sits back and says, "boy, you're not a man yet, so you can't drink beer!"
The boy almost begins to argue, but then he holds his tongue and proceeds to continue fishing.
A little while later, with not a single bite on their lines, the two give up and head into shore. While filling up the truck at a gas station, the grandpa decides to buy a couple lottery tickets, considering the jackpot has reached $50 million. He give one to his grandson and keeps one for himself. Of course, the grandpa wins nothing. But the little boy wins all $50 million! After seeing that his grandson had won, the grandpa smiled and said, "well now, you're going to share some of those winnings with your old grandpa, aren't ya?"
The little boy looked up and said, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"
The grandpa stood up proudly, fists on his hips, and stated, "why, yes it can!"
The little boy said, "well... then you can go fuck yourself."
I laughed
1armedscissor
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If you can take a dick you can take a joke!....DUHbuffguy.
You take dick regardless of your ability to take a joke.
Seriously though and not even joking at all...you're a faggot.
1armedscissor
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If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it off your chin.
I love u guys. No homo
This joke thread > other stupid joke thread
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
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