Another horse loose from my stable

[SoreArms]

dammit, the only somewhat steady broad in my roatation just informed she has a bf now. About three weeks a go she snapped because I was only calling her for bootycalls and she wanted more (I thought we were both on the same page). So I didn't bother her for while, invited her out tonight and she hits me with the news. Aside from her, I only have prospects right now, not "sure things."

Crap, I have to do some recruiting.

 

[Frisky]

the title of this thread threw me off... LOL

 

[Nathan]

the title of this thread threw me off... LOL

I had all kinds of questions about horse-ownership all lined up and shit.

 

[blut wump]

Looks like you might have to settle for a stable-hand.

 

[KillahBee]

never a good time in a man's life.

what you need to do is one of two things:

go hogging and bag yourself some sokluleses

OR

take a ride on down to the local highschool mixer, pull out an eighth and let them little tittied girls know who the big Chachito on campus es

 

[Y_lifter]

What brand of fly repellent do you recommend ?

 

[hamstershaver]

once you go hogging you never go back

 

[Y_lifter]

Just think of how much money you would have saved over the years
if you were Celibate. Hell, you could of had a house paid off by now.

 

[SoreArms]

never a good time in a man's life.

what you need to do is one of two things:

go hogging and bag yourself some sokluleses

OR

take a ride on down to the local highschool mixer, pull out an eighth and let them little tittied girls know who the big Chachito on campus es

dude, I live like a block way from a highschool. Some mornings, when I park on the street, they are walkign to school as I'm getting in my car. Gooness gracious some of those girls give me pedophile boners. One of thse days I'm jsut goign to stand out there and tell the little minkys that there's a ditching party in my house and get them drunk.

Fortunately/unfortunately for me I'm totally sober right now. So I'm hoping to be able to go out and pick off some drunk hoes rather than wind up with the fat ones that start looking good after you're plastered .

 

[DannoMight]

Originally posted by KillahBee
take a ride on down to the local highschool mixer, pull out an eighth and let them little tittied girls know who the big Chachito on campus es

lol.

 

[Lestat]

good like with finding a new recruit bro