Hi, Miss Jolie, you don't know me, but i'm a personal trainer.
yeah, they call me The Ass-Master because i'm an expert
in toning and shaping the female ass. Yes, that's right. I said
ass. And I can help you fix that ass right there, the one attached
to those legs. I can make you perfect. All I ask in return is
that you let me eat sushi off your toes. Thanks.