And....

[H_T_]

some little fuckin' kid said i look like Shrek today. i wanted to grab him by the arm and throw his little ass...

 

[pintoca]

pwned

 

[Cutiebaby]

for real?
You shoulda said something to his momma, she coulda been single and needing a man

 

[Bikini Mod]

pwned

by "some" random little kid no less.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I love Shrek!










you, not so much

 

[ksharp01]

lol
shrek the big green jolly giant?

 

[Spartacus]

greenbombs

 

[bw1]

http://www.shrek.com/main.html

 

[H_T_]

by "some" random little kid no less.

i shoulda squashed his Hi-C orange in his tiny hand.

 

[heatherrae]

some little fuckin' kid said i look like Shrek today. i wanted to grab him by the arm and throw his little ass...

Oh boy, thanks for making me laugh. I was having a bad day.

 

[H_T_]

Oh boy, thanks for making me laugh. I was having a bad day.

i don't look like Shrek!@ gaddamint kid. prolly had retardation or something. fucking redneck parents don't know when to kick a fucking kid out of a stroller, neither. knuckles draggin' on the ground...

 

[heatherrae]

i don't look like Shrek!@ gaddamint kid. prolly had retardation or something. fucking redneck parents don't know when to kick a fucking kid out of a stroller, neither. knuckles draggin' on the ground...

I do see what he meant. Shrek has those wrinkles on the back of his neck, too.

 

[ksharp01]

i don't look like Shrek!@ gaddamint kid. prolly had retardation or something. fucking redneck parents don't know when to kick a fucking kid out of a stroller, neither. knuckles draggin' on the ground...

No you don't but maybe that is his favorite charactor and he meant it as a good thing just because yall are both big.
it's possible

 

[Bikini Mod]

i shoulda squashed his Hi-C orange in his tiny hand.

Pffffffffffffffffffftttttt

.... as if.

 

[heatherrae]

i don't look like Shrek!@ gaddamint kid. prolly had retardation or something. fucking redneck parents don't know when to kick a fucking kid out of a stroller, neither. knuckles draggin' on the ground...

you should have sang "all star" by smash mouth and done a little jig for him. I think he liked you. =-)

 

[Mr. dB]

i don't look like Shrek!@ gaddamint kid. prolly had retardation or something. fucking redneck parents don't know when to kick a fucking kid out of a stroller, neither. knuckles draggin' on the ground...

Maybe if you didn't go around with a smack-talking donkey all the time...

 

[Spartacus]

i don't look like Shrek!@ gaddamint kid. prolly had retardation or something. fucking redneck parents don't know when to kick a fucking kid out of a stroller, neither. knuckles draggin' on the ground...

redbombs

 

[blueta2]

Shrek? But he's fat and unattractive???







Oh ok, I get it ;-)

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can see how he is shrekish

 

[redsamurai]

you should have sang "all star" by smash mouth and done a little jig for him. I think he liked you. =-)

yeah I'd a done that.....while dunking his stupid little ass in a fountain pool ala jim carey "me myself and irene"................................................................................................


Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

 

[velvett]

I like Shrek.






























eh, toss the kid anyway
Never too early for a life lesson