Am I Going To Hell??

[roidog420]

Ok, so Im banging this broad in a Church Confessional a few years back & was wondering that once you have gone that far, is there any amount of Penance you could do to make up for it? And is it such a bad thing in the first place? I mean technically, she WAS saying "O God" alot, and she was pretty friggin happy to boot, so how is that a bad thing Im wondering? I mean what better place to sin than right there in the place where you go to get redemption for it right??? Anyway...Am I going to hell or what?

 

[supersizeme]

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL @ SSME-

Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been 3 months since my last confessional bang......

 

[HappyScrappy]

roiddog - you forgot to add that you were a priest

 

[roidog420]

Lol! Hey call Bullshit if you want dudes! Im not proud of the shit believe me. It could have been worse though..there could have been a Priest in the other 1/2 of the booth, which there wasn't. Ya see, I went to Catholic School & it wasn't THAT uncommon for two horny Teens to sneak off somewhere to tear one off. The Confessional was PRIME real estate for that type of thing fyi. So anyway...AM I GOING TO HELL you non-believin' bastards or what?!

 

[supersizeme]

well i'm not big on religion despite being raised catholic, but i'd say that if heaven was run by a bunch of catholics, i think you've probably earned yourself an additional 40,000 years in purgatory waiting for people to pray your ass into heaven. maybe think about bringing a game or something, like connect 4, to pass the time.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm no dude, but I will tell ya this..Sister MARY KATHERINE is going to bloody your knuckles with her wooden ruler at the pearly gates,before she kicks your ass to hell!

 

[roidog420]

I'm no dude, but I will tell ya this..Sister MARY KATHERINE is going to bloody your knuckles with her wooden ruler at the pearly gates,before she kicks your ass to hell!

Dudes not a bad thing sweetness! And by the reads I've been seeing here at this Board over the last year, some of you guys will be leading the way when Im off to HELL! Captain Insano....save me a seat you sinning bastard!

 

[GymBunny]

Yes.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

roiddog, 1st good job over at that other board...

second...you now have to convert to atheism, and you will not be punished in the end.

 

[roidog420]

roiddog, 1st good job over at that other board...

second...you now have to convert to atheism, and you will not be punished in the end.

Thanx man. Actually, I was thinking about taking George Carlin's advice & converting to worshipping Joe Pesci. We'll see!

 

[HamsterHider]

DON'T FEEL TO BAD. I WENT TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TOO AND BAGED A CHICK IN THE CHOIR ROBE CLOSET. I RUBBED MY MAN CHOWDER ON THE NUNS CHOIR ROBES BEFORE I LEFT THE ROOM AS THERE WERE NO KLEENEX AROUND.

 

[PinK233]

Get ready to burn....bwaaahahahaha

 

[supergirl]

heaven doesn't want you and hell is afraid you will take over LMAO at this roidog you never cease to amaze me

 

[spentagn]

My father-in-law lost his virginity in a church. BTW, roidog, thanks for recommending that website for weight loss

 

[BuggyWhips]

i did it in a church parking lot once

 

[supertrunkz]

bump

 

[spentagn]

bump

Way to go dipshit. This thread was at the very top before you added your insight.

 

[mattcanning99]

Am I Going To Hell??

yes

 

[WarriorPL]

Yep

 

[Benzi]

yes

In my opinion the answer is no. You are a prize exhibitionist and should be rewarded. I top your confessional when i joined the mile high.

 

[roidog420]

heaven doesn't want you and hell is afraid you will take over LMAO at this roidog you never cease to amaze me

Anytime you want to confess some sins hunny, you just let me know! Witchipoo cutie!

 

[Long Beach]

Well, God realized people we'll never be perfect, so he sent his Son Jesus Christ so that we have the opportunity to believe in him to go to Heaven.

The problem with all religion is that it calls for man to be perfect up to another man's standards...for example, completing a ritual to be forgiven.

"That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)

"But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. "(Romans 5:8)

Works do not get us into Heaven:

"For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God-not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do. " (Ephesians 2:8-10)

"For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus." (1 Timothy 2:5)


It is proven that Christ lived. We adhere to his death by date, for Christ's sake. 2002 A.D. (after death of Christ).

Jesus account on earth claimed Himself as God in the flesh many many times.


If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. (1 John 1:9)

So if you believe and accept in Jesus Christ as God, and ask Him for forgiveness for you sins(not a priest), you will not go to hell.

Regarding your sin being 'too horrible' to be forgiven, well, I've seen far worse. Saul, from the Bible, persecuted and put to death people for their beliefs in Christ for a time. He then realized he was ignoring the truth, and believed in Christ. He went on to become one of the most powerful Christians in history and changed his name to Paul for the hell of it to go along with it all.

So, bang a few chics at the alter and God certainly will be pissed off. Repent and believe in Him and He forgives you and awards you with eternal life. Far fetched or not, it's a risk worth taking.

I'm 100% sure I'm going to Heaven, and my workouts will kick ass there. Hope you'll join me in one someday.

There. I put that together for a fellow brother in iron so don't spit on me here please.

More of my ramblings on this crap can be found here too:

http://www.jiloa.org

 

[MasterMind]

Haven't you looked around lately......hell couldn't be much worse then this.....next time take a nun.....then you have guaranteed a higher rank once you reach hell......anyways....if this is true your a sick sick man lol

 

[velvett]

Re: Re: Am I Going To Hell??

Yep

WIZKID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long time no see cutie.

 

[BigGuns2]

What you did in the church isn't nearly as bad as all of the alter boys who have been banged by priests! Was the girl a nun?

 

[roidog420]

What you did in the church isn't nearly as bad as all of the alter boys who have been banged by priests! Was the girl a nun?

Maybe now I dunno, but not then. She was a fine-lookin Dego piece of ass actually. Like me! She actually told me years later that it REALLY bothered her that we did what we did, where we did. She is from a strict Catholic family & I guess the guilt was eating her up as she made it seem. Luckily for me, Im worshipping Joe Pesci now and he actually encourages such behavior.

 

[3Vandoo]

If your going to hell

please say hell to some peoples I helped to sent there.

PS: tell them im sorryyyy!!!!!!

 

[mattcanning99]

so he sent his Son Jesus Christ so that we have the opportunity to believe in him to go to Heaven

and if i don't believe in god, do i go to hell?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Yes! Do not collect $200 and go directly to hell!

 

[M56M]

i did it in a church parking lot once

Me too, and i felt guilty about that(for about 5 minutes), but if i did it in a church i don't think i would live that down(for at least another 5 minutes.)

M56M