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am i fired or what?!

uou

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let me tell you the story from the top.

i drive for a big foodstore making deliveries. well, i worked 930-6, that day and i was having fun all day with other co-workers. it was around 3, and me, and two others guys who were working took the van and went to make a delivery at the other store, across 3 towns. well, we went to the mall's and stole they're carriages, spray painted them, and threw them back on the lot's. after the fun was over, we still had to make the delivery, so we got to the other store, and my boss called. i made a b/s story about how i got lost, and was on my way back :angel:. as we were driving back, we had a idea to take the van at night after the store closed. so, before i left, i slipped the keys into my pocket, opened the back door of the van, punched out, and went home. i came back around 930, ready to do something crazy. i got in, and everyone was waiting for me.... talking about what we were going to do that night. so it was time for the store to close, and we were missing one of the guys (got suspened for the day, for throwing eggs at another co-worker). so... the manager leaves, the security leaves, and the rest of the closing workers.. next, we slowly sneak into the back of the van, and wait... incase the bastards come back.. and finally we put the key in, turn 1/2 the entire way, and put in neutral, and we start to sway back and forth to move the van back without any noise.. the van isn't moving so i jump out and start pushing... it was on a nice pace, so i turn the key all the way, the engine is on, we put in drive, and leave... we drive around doing things for about a half and hour.. and we goto pickup the other guy who got suspended. because we were all planning to race the van against all these others cars around a racing area. we ring his door bell, and the lights shut off, so we fucking leave.. than as we're leaving a teenager girl comes out, and starts screaming... wtf!? are you looking for john for?.. so i look at the bitch and i'm ready to knock her teeth out.. :mad: and she looks at the logo on the van and says 'you guys stole the ******* van?!'. and i was thinking of actually killing the bitch since she knew. but than she said 'i'm calling your manager tommorow, and you'd all better hope, you'll have your jobs tommorow...". also, one of my friends had been punched in for the entire day 7am-10pm. $$$$$$$$$$.
 
You're a moron, Amaf! You lack any responsibility. This is why you shouldn't be doing AS. Doing AS requires responsible and informed decsion-making.
I hope you know what those little pink pills are now.
 
suspended for throwing eggs, there's a real winner of a friend to have. hehee Why would you take a bumble-fuck like that around town unless you are one yourself.
 
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stfu, most of you did the same exact things as teens. if not, you were pretty much a loser. lol. :p
 
grow the fuck up. mommy and daddy wont be there forever. u are one of the reasons kids get such bad reps.
 
LMAO @ FRACKAL

by the way, UOU, it was hard to follow your rambling story, but from what I gathered, you are a complete idiot, I feel bad for your boss, I hope you are a teenager.
 
Amaf you are back! not only do you get booted off Elite but you ger fired as well you really are my fucking hero.

You will be pleased to know that we all missed the original fucknuts look

http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?threadid=37994&goto=newpost


You never fail to amaze me with your threads.

I must say you are old news now though as the new phrase 'punching the munchkin' which i am sure you will be well aware of as a favourite past time has now overtaken fucknuts.
 
17, and the funny shit is i got away with it. no one said anything at work the next day, and i'm still the damn man. for those who don't like what i did, fuck you losers... the only thing you guys do is stay home. in a few days were going to use the van to rob a coke machine, or kidnap some asshole kid off the street.
 
I'd hope you try and rob someone and they shoot your bitch ass a la American History X.
 
uou said:
17, and the funny shit is i got away with it. no one said anything at work the next day, and i'm still the damn man. for those who don't like what i did, fuck you losers... the only thing you guys do is stay home. in a few days were going to use the van to rob a coke machine, or kidnap some asshole kid off the street.

lol, please kidnap someone and get caught, I doubt we will hear from you after a felony kidnapping charge.
 
uou said:
in a few days were going to use the van to rob a coke machine, or kidnap some asshole kid off the street.

DUDE...PLEASE DONT DO THAT. YOU MAY BE PLAYING BUT YOU WILL GET 20 YEARS FOR KIDNAPPING REGARDLESS.

THAT BEING SAID......ALL WHAT YOU HAVE DONE SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I DID STUPID/CRAZY SHIT LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS A TEEN. I'M ONLY 23 AND I STILL DO OFF THE WALL THINGS SOMETIMES TO HAVE FUN.

DONT LET THESE DUDES TELL YOU THEY DIDNT DO CRAZY SHIT AS A YOUNG ONE TO HAVE SOME FUN CUZ MOST DID. JUST DONT GET CAUGHT MAN. YOU WILL HAVE A GRAND THEFT AUTO CHARGE ON YOUR HANDS. AND IF YOU KIDNAP SOME DUMBASS KID OFF THE STREET THEN YOU REALLY ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

KAYNE
 
Amaf............i mean UOU you never stop amazing me. You will go down in history as a prize idiot. Becareful who you rety and kidnap as they may just turn and beat you ass!!!! with any luck thay will!
 
BackDoc said:



:FRlol:

5 minute abs? LOL! Classic, man!!

NO!NO! sevens the key number! seven chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflower seeds at my uncles ranch. you know how that old nursery tale from the sea goes.
 
Hehe

The fun part here is that you´re actually proud and bragging about it :goof:

Nice references to go with your future job, eh? :good:

Grand theft auto, vandalism etc.
 
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