by the way, UOU, it was hard to follow your rambling story, but from what I gathered, you are a complete idiot, I feel bad for your boss, I hope you are a teenager.
Hitchhiker ... "You heard of this thing the 8-minute abs?"
Ted ... "Yes, 8 minute abs, sure, the exercise video."
Hitchhiker ... "Well this is going to BLOW that right outta the water, listen to this ... SEVEN minute aaaaabs!"
I must say you are old news now though as the new phrase 'punching the munchkin' which i am sure you will be well aware of as a favourite past time has now overtaken fucknuts.
17, and the funny shit is i got away with it. no one said anything at work the next day, and i'm still the damn man. for those who don't like what i did, fuck you losers... the only thing you guys do is stay home. in a few days were going to use the van to rob a coke machine, or kidnap some asshole kid off the street.