Am I a dipshit?

[Allon]

I am constantly fucking with some of you guys brains here, and you all eat it up and take me seriously.

Am I really a dipshit?

What makes me a dipshit?

Anyone have anything good to say?

Please vote and post!

 

[Deterass]

use a poll you dumbass.

 

[BrothaBill]

No youre a cool guy on the other handles, but this Allon shit is seriously getting annoying dude.
I would chill if I were you.

 

[Allon]

use a poll you dumbass.

Talking to yourself again?

 

[Allon]

ok, so far the majority do not take me seriously but think I am a dick!

 

[Allon]

Shit! who added that extra poll question???

ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Allon]

Dirk is the alter of one of the mods here!!!!!!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Dude........ why stand in quick sand?


sinking


sinking


sinking

























LOL




I likes ya Allon

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Nice poll ...... Bet you two make a cute couple

 

[Spartacus]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

 

[The Wenis]

you forgot to put "attention ho" in your poll, orb

 

[Deterass]

Shit! who added that extra poll question???

*cough* Shadow *cough*

 

[Dags]

Mate,I dont know the answer to that one,but I certainly dont want any part in paying out Dirk.He reminds me of myself(someone u dont want 2 fuck with)Imoa.

 

[Spartacus]

it wouldn't be so bad if he used a work around

 

[Evil_Frisky]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Shhhhhhh

 

[hamstershaver]

Mate,I dont know the answer to that one,but I certainly dont want any part in paying out Dirk.He reminds me of myself(someone u dont want 2 fuck with)Imoa.

you seem badass, i wont fuck with you

 

[Spartacus]

note I said "work around"
not
"reach around"

 

[Testosterone boy]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Who figured this one out?

Quicksand varies in consistency.

I got caught in some and quickly tried what they taught me....that struggling just makes you sink faster.


Well...this is bullshit. Doing nothing makes you sink pretty fast. You can essentially swim free of quicksand if you use the right motions.

At least it worked for me.

Lost a sandal though. Tough to coordinate the movements with keeping the sandals on.

Nice leather sandals too.

 

[Allon]

Guys! quit hijacking my thread and post and vote on the subject.

Please ignore the dirk question, it was added by dirks alter a mod here.

We are getting to the bottom of the dirk alter mystery.

This day will be remembered.

 

[Spartacus]

Who figured this one out?

I found it on one of those arcane facts lists

 

[wootoom]

lmao. hows it going today Allon

 

[Allon]

Bump for votes.

No hijacking.

The mod who edited the poll, I think it was really funnny. now delete that question coz this is a SERIOUS poll.

 

[Dags]

you seem badass, i wont fuck with you

I am a 'Badass' but show me a little respect and I shall do the same in return.I am not here to start shit or incriminate,only to better myself and get a more detailed perspective on how to get as freakingly mammoth as humanly possible with or without roids.K 2 u 4 recognising an insane iron junkie.

 

[jackangel]

weather's nice today. clear skies, sunny, high of 46, slightly bomby.

 

[Allon]

bump for votes.

 

[Allon]

Please stop voting for the last option!!!!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Well..I admire your outlook on ef as a place to wile away spare time and amuse yourself at the frantic posturing taking place.

You know that little real world stuff is likely to happen to someone who lives in Israel.

Which is how I look at Colorado.

 

[Allon]

Real world stuff?

 

[ChefWide]

weather's nice today. clear skies, sunny, high of 46, slightly bombay.

dude, it's Mumbai.. of all people... sheesh...

 

[Deterass]

.

You know that little real world stuff is likely to happen to someone who lives in Israel.

I don't think he's from Israel. He's just an alter.

He doesn't speak ragheadali.

 

[Dunk]

Allon. I cant find the choice "Who Gives A Fuck" on the poll.

 

[Allon]

So who am I?

 

[bluepeter]

I don't think he's from Israel. He's just an alter.

He doesn't speak ragheadali.

Speak what?

 

[Deterass]

Allon. I cant find the choice "Who Gives A Fuck" on the poll.

Must spread before hitting Dunk.

 

[Allon]

Dumbass, I thought you were giving red to people who were speaking to me.

 

[dirty~d~]

Allon. I cant find the choice "Who Gives A Fuck" on the poll.

.

 

[Spartacus]

hey deterass now look what you started
I'm 2 bombs in the hole
gonna have to dig in at the plate like wade boggs

 

[bluepeter]

hey deterass now look what you started
I'm 2 bombs in the hole
gonna have to dig in at the plate like wade boggs

What the hell are these pre-pubescent penile procurers bombing you for now?

 

[Deterass]

hey deterass now look what you started
I'm 2 bombs in the hole
gonna have to dig in at the plate like wade boggs

LOL!

Green when i recharge.

 

[Allon]

Vote people vote.



Who was the mod that posted that extra poll question?

Own up!!!!!

 

[Spartacus]

once you get that 3rd bomb you might as well pack it in

 

[Deterass]

What the hell are these pre-pubescent penile procurers bombing you for now?

Mine was for bumping old Allon threads.


Smegma sniffer!

 

[Spartacus]

whats worse than an old allon thread?

 

[Spartacus]

a new allon thread

 

[bluepeter]

whats worse than an old allon thread?

The bum chum squad?

 

[wootoom]

i love allon

 

[Allon]

4ever? what happened to us dude, I thought it was all bout luv?!@

 

[wootoom]

what a gas

 

[Spartacus]

4ever? what happened to us dude, I thought it was all bout luv?!@

dude you used to have some sensible arguments
now it's all this tripe
if you would mix in the "fun" with some regular posts you would get some respect back

 

[geoboy]

I am a 'Badass' but show me a little respect and I shall do the same in return.I am not here to start shit or incriminate,only to better myself and get a more detailed perspective on how to get as freakingly mammoth as humanly possible with or without roids.K 2 u 4 recognising an insane iron junkie.

I'd start typing in orange if I were you. You'll understand what this means by tommorrow I'd guess.