Am I a dipshit?

[The Wenis]

you forgot to put "attention ho" in your poll, orb

 

[Deterass]

Shit! who added that extra poll question???

*cough* Shadow *cough*

 

[Dags]

Mate,I dont know the answer to that one,but I certainly dont want any part in paying out Dirk.He reminds me of myself(someone u dont want 2 fuck with)Imoa.

 

[Spartacus]

it wouldn't be so bad if he used a work around

 

[Evil_Frisky]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Shhhhhhh

 

[hamstershaver]

Mate,I dont know the answer to that one,but I certainly dont want any part in paying out Dirk.He reminds me of myself(someone u dont want 2 fuck with)Imoa.

you seem badass, i wont fuck with you

 

[Spartacus]

note I said "work around"
not
"reach around"

 

[Testosterone boy]

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Who figured this one out?

Quicksand varies in consistency.

I got caught in some and quickly tried what they taught me....that struggling just makes you sink faster.


Well...this is bullshit. Doing nothing makes you sink pretty fast. You can essentially swim free of quicksand if you use the right motions.

At least it worked for me.

Lost a sandal though. Tough to coordinate the movements with keeping the sandals on.

Nice leather sandals too.

 

[Allon]

Guys! quit hijacking my thread and post and vote on the subject.

Please ignore the dirk question, it was added by dirks alter a mod here.

We are getting to the bottom of the dirk alter mystery.

This day will be remembered.

 

[Spartacus]

Who figured this one out?

I found it on one of those arcane facts lists