you still have to pick it up if you get it sent somewhere, fake ID or not. And you're crazy if you think you can come by at midnight and the cops decided to clock out at 5pm. And what's with the guy who takes it to the counter and complains? you mean you take your gear and give it to the person behind the counter along with a sever tongue lashing about getting the wrong things sent to your box?
send it to your own place, different name, leave it by the door for a while/week or so and cross out the name/address and write "WRONG ADDRESS/ NO ONE HERE BY THAT NAME".