almost 12 years ago

[stilleto]

I gave birth to my little girl. (she was born on april fools day). Last night, she reminded me what it was like to not get ANY sleep.

she had a birthday party. By 11pm, there were 8 girls here to sleep over, and one spawn of the devil with the highest pitch, squeely, loud laugh, who came here after having THREE energy drinks at home.

my den looks like a cyclone of sleeping bags hit it.

 

[bw1]

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lots of kids in one place are by far the best form of contraception

...i was going to say that seeing lots of them in one place gave me the urge to buy condoms, but i thought...that kinda sounds wrong LOL

 

[stilleto]

the only funny part of the night was when my son's came home from a party, then went to stay at a friend's house. For the next few hours, all i heard was the girls tell my daughter how lucky she was to have hot brothers. She was like, "uh... i guess."

 

[stilleto]

lots of kids in one place are by far the best form of contraception

...i was going to say that seeing lots of them in one place gave me the urge to buy condoms, but i thought...that kinda sounds wrong LOL

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAhhaaaaaaaaa.... Lol

kids (other than my own) annoy me.
actually, the two girls that didn't annoy me at all, came late and left early. I'm left with the spawn of the devil, some enormous 13 year old girl, and 2 girls still in a sleeping bag.

 

[bw1]

Did you serve liquor?

 

[Smurfy]

what did you feed them all for breakfast>

 

[Mr. dB]

...and one spawn of the devil with the highest pitch, squeely, loud laugh, who came here after having THREE energy drinks at home.

I'm so sorry.

Whenever there's a crowd at the bar, there's always one of those chicks, the one whose loud, shrill voice pierces through the crowd noise, music, and everything, as she squeels "memememememememememememeeee" all night.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I'm so sorry.

Whenever there's a crowd at the bar, there's always one of those chicks, the one whose loud, shrill voice pierces through the crowd noise, music, and everything, as she squeels "memememememememememememeeee" all night.

...and once a month you get one whose daddy never said no to them, and you have to have 3 xanax so taht you dont go punch her in the babymaker

 

[stilleto]

Did you serve liquor?

what kind of a parent would i be if i didn't???

 

[stilleto]

what did you feed them all for breakfast>

hubby went out and got a few dozen bagels.

I like to freeze them, so whatever was left over will be an afternoon snack for my kids for a while.

 

[stilleto]

I'm so sorry.

Whenever there's a crowd at the bar, there's always one of those chicks, the one whose loud, shrill voice pierces through the crowd noise, music, and everything, as she squeels "memememememememememememeeee" all night.

i can see this little girl turning into one of those. Her mom looks like white trash- and even though she must be around 50, she wears her 12 year old daughter's clothes...

The devil spawn was texting my son the other night. He was showing me and getting annoyed, even though he thought it was gross and rediculous. When the girl got to my house, I said, "was that you texting my son the other night?"
She said, "YUP! i'm like the daughter you never had, so i thought it was okay."
I said, "it's not. You shouldn't be sending messages to 17 year old boys."

 

[digimon7068]

our twins will be 9 in a couple of weeks. . .we're hitting up the zoo, build-a-bear and chucky cheese. . .can't wait.

 

[Smurfy]

how did she get his number?

 

[stilleto]

oh, and last night, devil spawn turned to me and my husband and said that she's never eating mcDonald's again. We asked why and she said the last time she ate it, she got a bad stomach ache.

Then she said (to me and my husband), "although, i also had my period so maybe that's why."

Later, we were like, "did a twelve year old just tell us about her period????"
wtf?

 

[stilleto]

how did she get his number?

we live in a town of under 800 people.

the girl's friend and my son's best friend are brother and sister. She probably got it that way, or my daughter gave it to her (which she says she didn't), or she got it from my daughter's phone (most likely).

 

[stilleto]

our twins will be 9 in a couple of weeks. . .we're hitting up the zoo, build-a-bear and chucky cheese. . .can't wait.

awww. that's cool
i did build a bear one year. not a cheap day...

chucky cheese- they are getting old for that now, no?

 

[digimon7068]

awww. that's cool
i did build a bear one year. not a cheap day...

chucky cheese- they are getting old for that now, no?

yeah. . .but our son is 2. . .and the girls love watching him go nuts. . .plus, chucky cheese has games that the girls still enjoy and we all like the greasy pizza. . .yum!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I know this will sound awfully strange to you guys but it all sounds like heaven to me...

I can't wait to start posting up stuff like this again.

 

[Mr. dB]

"YUP! i'm like the daughter you never had, so i thought it was okay."

1) That seems a bit presumptuous.

B) You DID have a daughter.

 

[silverstar1025]

Happy Birthday to your big girl! They grow up too fast

 

[the_alcatraz]

oh, and last night, devil spawn turned to me and my husband and said that she's never eating mcDonald's again. We asked why and she said the last time she ate it, she got a bad stomach ache.

Then she said (to me and my husband), "although, i also had my period so maybe that's why."

Later, we were like, "did a twelve year old just tell us about her period????"
wtf?

lol....classic. I'd be shocked

 

[the_alcatraz]

our twins will be 9 in a couple of weeks. . .we're hitting up the zoo, build-a-bear and chucky cheese. . .can't wait.

That's beautiful man...girls? boys? are they identical?

 

[digimon7068]

That's beautiful man...girls? boys? are they identical?

 

[the_alcatraz]

May God bless and protect them

 

[stilleto]

1) That seems a bit presumptuous.

B) You DID have a daughter.

yes. exactly.

she kept daring my husband to try and 'beat her ass'.

later he said he'll be surprised if that girl isn't knocked up by the time she's 16.

 

[stilleto]

I know this will sound awfully strange to you guys but it all sounds like heaven to me...

I can't wait to start posting up stuff like this again.

i can't wait for that for you.

i was happy to have her friends over. she looks so grown up now.

 

[the_alcatraz]

i can't wait for that for you.

i was happy to have her friends over. she looks so grown up now.

I have the image of you as a steaming hot mom. Sorry I was compelled.

 

[stilleto]

I have the image of you as a steaming hot mom. Sorry I was compelled.

thanks. I am.

xoxo