all those dead birds....

[AAP]

guess they didn't see that invisible UFO when they flew into it and broke their necks.

 

[Mr. dB]

At least the cloaking device works.

 

[Mr. dB]

Or they need to look for another competing flock of birds that have learned how to carry baseball bats.

 

[nimbus]

or someone got too into angry birds and took things to the next level

 

[AAP]

and those thousands of dead fish that washed ashore the week before?

they just had enough of that Neptune bullshit and said to hell with this.

 

[redshirt27se]

cause of death was blunt force trauma to their innards, yet died before they hit the ground.



shit is fucking creepy.

 

[ExtraMile]

someone aware me?

 

[bobby716]

something is up with that..prob some shady gov't shit...thousands of birds just dont drop dead n 100 thousand fish dont suddenly die from fireworks or w.e other bullshit they are throwing at us

 

[gotmilk]

Did you see all those fish in Florida that died from drowning yesterday?

 

[PICK3]

something is up with that..prob some shady gov't shit

Bush's fault

 

[cuthroat]

did you hear they say the cause is power lines? Anyone who knows anything about electricity knows that is complete bullshit. It's a fairly wide known fact that birds have no problem resting on power lines; they don't provide electricity a shorter path to ground thus they have no worries.

 

[AAP]

Was Chuck Norris in the area?

 

[canadianhitman]

Government must be testing a new energy weapon or something.

 

[mrplunkey]

Bush's fault

Well DUH!

It's simple.

Haliburton will make trillions off of this!