all of our problems solved right here

[joe d]

https://www.shakeweight.com/ver4/index.asp
















no spam this is the funiestthing i have ever seen

 

[ExtraMile]

hopefully santa will get me 1 for xmas my arms really need a bit of shaping and toning. iv been doing some concentration curls 3x100 but its not working HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[Satva1100]

i can think of a better workout for her 2 hands, but mouth included

 

[joe d]

hopefully santa will get me 1 for xmas my arms really need a bit of shaping and toning. iv been doing some concentration curls 3x100 but its not working HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

man... your 15 i bet you already get that kind of work out all the time

 

[joe d]

i can think of a better workout for her 2 hands, but mouth included

yeah i already ruind my chances of getting some tonight by trying to tell my wife that looked like a good work out for her. she predicted the next line.

 

[Jocques Straap]

Handjob Exercise Machine - CollegeHumor video

 

[Developer]

LMFAO what a load of shit, would have more use sticking it up your ass, which just so happens to be where the shit is

 

[joe d]

nice lol. i just saw the comercial for the first time today i thought it was new.

 

[needtogetaas]

lmao.

 

[Developer]

i've never seen it before, good find though, not much makes me laugh past 2am but congratz joe

 

[burnthiscorpse]

JoeD has that fucker I bet...he's pretty "sculpted and toned"



look at the video in the link....lol, I want a handjob from the chick holding the weight thingy

 

[needtogetaas]

JoeD has that fucker I bet...he's pretty "sculpted and toned"



look at the video in the link....lol, I want a handjob from the chick holding the weight thingy

I should add it to the vids on the front of my site lololol

 

[ExtraMile]

man... your 15 i bet you already get that kind of work out all the time

4 times a day 7 days a week bro

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I should add it to the vids on the front of my site lololol

Introducing the "Needto-jerkilator"

 

[needtogetaas]

Introducing the "Needto-jerkilator"

Get bigger forearms and a grip that could jack off a Rhinoceros. At NTBM we believe the foundation of a good beat off session is having that incredible grip strength. Combine your new found flounder pounder power with our advanced NTBM boy butter formula for a unbelievable erotic slippery sensation that could make your 99 year old granpa bust a nut like a 20 year old.

Like a virgin the combination makes for a Hard gripping,warm, and wet sensation that will have you taking a trip down memory lane.

NTBM advanced boy butter comes in 3 flavors

Warm apple pie
butterscotch bush
Aunt Gemamas maple cured Beef curtain

Because this experience is so damn close to the real thing It has recently come under fire from the fda and Will not be selling long. Last month Leather and lance was raided and this past week many letters were sent out to companies selling Similar products.

This is the last time you will ever have a chance to experience These products. Act fast because Supplies are limited. Once they sell out the fun is over.

399.99 for the complete kit. Plus free shipping.

we take
CC,money orders,and checks. Sorry No C.O.D's,rain check or IOU's

 

[Developer]

get bigger forearms and a grip that could jack off a rhinoceros. At ntbm we believe the foundation of a good beat off session is having that incredible grip strength. Combine your new found flounder pounder power with our advanced ntbm boy butter formula for a unbelievable erotic slippery sensation that could make your 99 year old granpa bust a nut like a 20 year old.

Like a virgin the combination makes for a hard gripping,warm, and wet sensation that will have you taking a trip down memory lane.

Ntbm advanced boy butter comes in 3 flavors

warm apple pie
butterscotch bush
aunt gemamas maple cured beef curtain

because this experience is so damn close to the real thing it has recently come under fire from the fda and will not be selling long. Last month leather and lance was raided and this past week many letters were sent out to companies selling similar products.

This is the last time you will ever have a chance to experience these products. Act fast because supplies are limited. Once they sell out the fun is over.

399.99 for the complete kit. Plus free shipping.

We take
cc,money orders,and checks. Sorry no c.o.d's,rain check or iou's

lol

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Get bigger forearms and a grip that could jack off a Rhinoceros. At NTBM we believe the foundation of a good beat off session is having that incredible grip strength. Combine your new found flounder pounder power with our advanced NTBM boy butter formula for a unbelievable erotic slippery sensation that could make your 99 year old granpa bust a nut like a 20 year old.

Like a virgin the combination makes for a Hard gripping,warm, and wet sensation that will have you taking a trip down memory lane.

NTBM advanced boy butter comes in 3 flavors

Warm apple pie
butterscotch bush
Aunt Gemamas maple cured Beef curtain

Because this experience is so damn close to the real thing It has recently come under fire from the fda and Will not be selling long. Last month Leather and lance was raided and this past week many letters were sent out to companies selling Similar products.

This is the last time you will ever have a chance to experience These products. Act fast because Supplies are limited. Once they sell out the fun is over.

399.99 for the complete kit. Plus free shipping.

we take
CC,money orders,and checks. Sorry No C.O.D's,rain check or IOU's

Whats even worse......some ass bag is going to read this ^ and PM you about ordering it.

 

[Developer]

If that was ever the case burnthis :| LOL i'd be very worried for their personal safety

 

[needtogetaas]

HA HA I would die laughing if some one did ask me about it.

 

[Developer]

HA HA I would die laughing if some one did ask me about it.

needto, do you think i should get this product? i have to note that i am not homosexual, but i beleive it would work wonders for my upperbody, or should i turn homosexual and get the gains for free ? (this comment may be offencive, i do no intend it to be and do apologise if anyone takes offence)

 

[Tblock1]

That whole video looks so sexual it is ridiculous!

 

[dark-knight]

get arms that can jerk off a rhinocerus, who wouldn't want one

 

[future]

As dumb as that seems it does actually have some merit. Guys that work their bodies like contact drills in football actual build for that activity. I think this might be a valid technique if only for working ligaments and tendons but other than that? Not so sure.