Ahoy Land-lubers

[Warik]

Ahoy, Landlubbers (yay, I corrected my subject)

I'm back.

FAQ:

You were gone?
Yes. I was on vacation.

Where did you go?
I went on a 4 day cruise to Key West and Cozumel, Mexico.

Did you have fun?
Yes.

What did you do?
I ate a lot of food, learned that Mexicans make the best Margaritas, and gambled for the first time in my life.

You suck.
As do you.

So... what did I miss? Any nice RyanH vs. the world political threads? Any AI threads? Any Warik flames that I should peruse before returning to regular activities?

Oh yeah, did anyone miss me?

-Warik

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I was wondering why my schizophrenia was coming back at me full throttle and now I know it's because I couldn't read your posts.

Welcome back.

 

[Latimer]

What did you do?
I ate a lot of food, learned that Mexicans make the best Margaritas, and gambled for the first time in my life.

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Did you win anything?

 

[runner]

as a certified butt pirate i guess i would qualify as a "land-luber."


pass the lube, please.

 

[Warik]

Re: Re: Ahoy Land-lubers

Did you win anything?

Actually, I did. Over the course of 3 days, I spent $210 buying casino chips... came home with $236 in my wallet (damn, I hate carrying cash), so I won $26 overall. I was actually up to $450 (yielding me a net gain of $240) on Thursday morning, but I got careless.

Definately a good time. I plan to do some studying on casino games and giving it another try one of these days. There is this place called "Miccosukee Indian Gaming" where one can gamble in my area. Only like 10 miles or so away. Maybe this time after some good reading, I can double my paycheck every few weeks or something.

-Warik

 

[Warik]

as a certified butt pirate i guess i would qualify as a "land-luber."

Lovely. I have just realized that I misspelled a word. It's actually "landlubber." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJFKSL:GJLSKGDS I'M MELTING

-Warik

 

[RyanH]

Warik--
I actually missed your tired ideas.

Debating was way too easy without you.

May tried to intervene at times.

But failed.

Don't you think you should give some money you used to gamble with to charity? YOu know there are alot of starving children in the world......

Be a sport.

Ryan.

 

[Warik]

Debating was way too easy without you.

Why thank you.

Don't you think you should give some money you used to gamble with to charity? YOu know there are alot of starving children in the world......

Yes. When I am a grandmaster gambler and have won enough money to retire before my predetermined retirement date, I'll start giving a percentage of my future winnings to those who need it more.

By the way, what do you call a person giving to "charity" against his will? A tax-payer.

-Warik

 

[JohnnyO]

So what type of lube is this? Wet? KY? Astroglide? Or good old Vasoline?

 

[Warik]

So what type of lube is this? Wet? KY? Astroglide? Or good old Vasoline?

Lovely, I have to deal with the same joke twice.

It's the same kind of lube the casino DIDN'T use against one of the guys I was watching. $700 down the tubes in under an hour... oh the humanity!

-Warik