AHHHHHHHH! im screwed/scared!

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this is so retarded...i have exactly 1 more day and a few hours until school starts...havent done my AP english project (read 3 books...quote them/analyze them/observe crap) OR my AP calculus project (5/6 of which i don't even know how to do) i am SCREWED...won't be on EF for more than 5 mins tomorrow IF that... this is lame

 

[Sub-Zero]

this is so retarded...i have exactly 1 more day and a few hours until school starts...havent done my AP english project (read 3 books...quote them/analyze them/observe crap) OR my AP calculus project (5/6 of which i don't even know how to do) i am SCREWED...won't be on EF for more than 5 mins tomorrow IF that... this is lame

dude, welcome to my world.

except i started on thursday.

which books are they i bet we have the same ones, schools arnt creative at all.

my advice is, movies, sparknotes, and a put your bs cap on

 

[Spartacus]

doesn't AP stand for "applied"?

 

[Sub-Zero]

doesn't AP stand for "applied"?

animal plannet, nigga

 

[UA_Iron]

AP english is like 100x harder than college english - I dont know why they equate the two.

 

[Spartacus]

AP english is like 100x harder than college english - I dont know why they equate the two.

I didn't take college english
don't you have to know that before you begin?

 

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the 3 equally GAY novels im reading are: 1984, pride and prejudice, and Billy Budd (gayest of the 3)

i HAVE been using my BS cap...the entire day yesterday from sun up to sun down i wrote a 7 pg analysis comparing 2 political books (i read neither) and in the end my paper KICKED ASS compared to friends' of mine that i read...so i'm happy with that but woke up today EXHAUSTED so i did very little work...some calc problems and then i just got tired n relaxed...

 

[Sub-Zero]

AP english is like 100x harder than college english - I dont know why they equate the two.

im in IB english which is more writing...alot more writing and anylization of literature, and you have to read international books.

i fucking hate english, i have no idea why im in this class

its called World Lit.

i cant even spell wtf

 

[sublime35]

I fucking hated English too. I never would have been in any advanced english. I hated that shit too much to have done more work.

 

[Sub-Zero]

the 3 equally GAY novels im reading are: 1984, pride and prejudice, and Billy Budd (gayest of the 3)

i HAVE been using my BS cap...the entire day yesterday from sun up to sun down i wrote a 7 pg analysis comparing 2 political books (i read neither) and in the end my paper KICKED ASS compared to friends' of mine that i read...so i'm happy with that but woke up today EXHAUSTED so i did very little work...some calc problems and then i just got tired n relaxed...

the best part about a "kick ass paper" on books you havnt read is, when you get it back and see in big read letters

"completely irrelvent, come see me"

goodluck

 

[Sub-Zero]

I fucking hated English too. I never would have been in any advanced english. I hated that shit too much to have done more work.

the way i see it, even if im in basic english i still get B's so this way im in th ehardest english and still get B's (b stands for doing work but bsing)

and i have an excuse

 

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I fucking hated English too. I never would have been in any advanced english. I hated that shit too much to have done more work.

i DESPISED (smart eng word ) my AP english class last year...i HATE reading...i HATE my teacher (she was FAT/ugly/a bitch...which is stupid because usually fat ugly females are NICE because they cant be any other way to get married n talk to people)...she was the BIGGEST bitch...and she had the fattest kankles you can imagine...she'd wear strap sandles and you couldnt see the straps because the fatness oozed over them and covered them (no exaggeration)...

i signed up for honors english...but the last day of school i heard that the AP english teacher was moving away and ms shaw was teaching it now (she is the LAZIEST person i know...she taught regular english 2 years ago n honors last year)...EVERY person i know said she was like the EASIEST teacher ever...so i said HEY! easy A in an AP class...why the hell not?! since the honors eng. project was also on 3 books...i said i might as well take AP with the lazy ass...shes so lazy my friend wrote "FUCK YOU" in big letters in the middle of her essay to prove she didnt read the HW assignments...and the teacher didnt notice...she just stamps them and gives em back cant wait

 

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the best part about a "kick ass paper" on books you havnt read is, when you get it back and see in big read letters

"completely irrelvent, come see me"

goodluck

nah bro...i saw people that READ books' papers after i did mine...i had a much BETTER vocabulary...basic same content layout...+ better references and page numbers BESIDES...it's gov...just HONORS...it won't be hard to like argue with the teacher to convince em i read once i bring up some quick facts, etc. to impress him while the other kids sit like this:

 

[UA_Iron]

I'm an excellent essay writer.

Though not all that long my essays are concise and dont fuck around. Teachers get tired of reading about irrelavent shit.

decided to pursue my math side though.

 

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I'm an excellent essay writer.

Though not all that long my essays are concise and dont fuck around. Teachers get tired of reading about irrelavent shit.

decided to pursue my math side though.

MATH?! care to handle some calc for me bro?! K for it?