Ahhhh...it is springtime, the sun is shining...

[heatherrae]

and some special someone has renewed my faith in men.

 

[billfred]

must be younguns

 

[heatherrae]

must be younguns

how did you guess?

 

[johnny-drama]

Happy day for you!

 

[needtogetaas]

you ust love my cawck.

 

[Dial_tone]

so is the pooch big enough to mean doggystyle only at this point and do you worry about him stabbing Junior in the ear?

 

[jack sparrow]

Heather

 

[jack sparrow]

Sorry about my avatar....Wootoom forced me to do it lol.

 

[heatherrae]

Heather

Hi shmoopie!

 

[jack sparrow]

Hi shmoopie!

Hello there Pooky Girl

 

[javaguru]

He's cheating on you.

 

[jack sparrow]

He's cheating on you.

Am not.

 

[Dial_tone]

Hi shmoopie!

ohh God....please not shmoopie? You need to argue with stilleto more so you can be band again.

 

[heatherrae]

so is the pooch big enough to mean doggystyle only at this point and do you worry about him stabbing Junior in the ear?

My pooch isn't too big yet. I can snuggle any old way I want at this point, except I can't lie on my stomach.

and his snuggling is the BEST!

 

[jack sparrow]

ohh God....please not shmoopie. You need to argue with stilleto more so you can be band again.

No no...Shmoopie is a good thing

 

[tonyroma]

Jack Shizzle doesn't it suck that you only have a select few positions to lay the pipe into maternity biatch

 

[heatherrae]

Hello there Pooky Girl

Thanks again for the movie and dinner. You are the bestest Shmoop a girl could have.

 

[bw1]

shmoopie

 

[jack sparrow]

Jack doesn't it suck that you only have a select few positions to lay the pipe into maternity biatch

We are just...'buddies'....trust me....

Yeah...

 

[heatherrae]

Jack Shizzle doesn't it suck that you only have a select few positions to lay the pipe into maternity biatch

lol...he has been a gentleman so far...


Operative phrase = so far...

 

[jack sparrow]

Thanks again for the movie and dinner. You are the bestest Shmoop a girl could have.

You're very welcome

 

[Dial_tone]

We are just...'buddies'....trust me....

Yeah...

 

[jack sparrow]

Whoah!! Where did THAT one come from?

 

[heatherrae]

Holy cow! What the hell was Colin doing?

 

[tonyroma]

I hope your water breaks the first time you guys start bangin and ruins the moment

 

[ortiz34]

PMs KTXBYE

 

[jack sparrow]

Holy cow! What the hell was Colin doing?

I think that was a pic of dumbguns....

 

[Jon79]

Holy cow! What the hell was Colin doing?

don't you have a life? lol

 

[heatherrae]

I hope your water breaks the first time you guys start bangin and ruins the moment

that would be sort of hot....maybe...

 

[needtogetaas]

shmoopie

right

 

[jack sparrow]

that would be sort of hot....maybe...

Agreed. I would be up for something like that.....interesting....

 

[Lestat]

isn't e-romance just grand!!!

 

[tonyroma]

that would be sort of hot....maybe...

hahaha, it would be funny cuz he'd probably think you had the biggest orgasm but it was just your womb/cervix going "pop"

 

[jack sparrow]

isn't e-romance just grand!!!

Yes

 

[jack sparrow]

Give you a call in the morning Heather?

 

[heatherrae]

isn't e-romance just grand!!!

especially when he doesn't live very far away and snuggling in real time is involved.

He has the most awesome kisses in the WORLD!

 

[jack sparrow]

especially when he doesn't live very far away and snuggling in real time is involved.

He has the most awesome kisses in the WORLD!

Really ?

 

[heatherrae]

Really ?

Yep! However, I better shut up so you don't take me for granted.



Yeah, call me in the morning. Red River Gorge this weekend maybe? I'll drive and pack food and a quilt for a picnic.

 

[jack sparrow]

Yep! However, I better shut up so you don't take me for granted.



Yeah, call me in the morning. Red River Gorge this weekend maybe? I'll drive and pack food and a quilt for a picnic.

Sounds like a plan, Stan...I'm all in. I just gotta shuffle through some paperwork tonight.

Can't wait

 

[tonyroma]

omg, get AOL IM, nerds.

whats next carnival ferris wheels and sharing cotton candy.

 

[heatherrae]

Sounds like a plan, Stan...I'm all in. I just gotta shuffle through some paperwork tonight.

Can't wait

yum! can't wait, baby!

 

[jack sparrow]

yum! can't wait, baby!

Me neither...

Talk to you tomorrow...(or maybe later tonight lol)

 

[heatherrae]

Me neither...

Talk to you tomorrow...(or maybe later tonight lol)

Okay, shmoopie.

 

[jack sparrow]

Okay, shmoopie.

 

[Dial_tone]

Okay, shmoopie.

 

[javaguru]

Get a room you two.....

 

[Lestat]

especially when he doesn't live very far away and snuggling in real time is involved.

He has the most awesome kisses in the WORLD!

i'd keep it as quiet as possible on the boards, from my experience here the more public the relationship, the worse things are for all parties involved. Not trying to rain on your parade, just offering my 2 cents.

 

[heatherrae]

i'd keep it as quiet as possible on the boards, from my experience here the more public the relationship, the worse things are for all parties involved. Not trying to rain on your parade, just offering my 2 cents.

Ya think? You know me. I talk in my exuberance. Cat is out of the bag.

 

[Lestat]

Ya think? You know me. I talk in my exuberance. Cat is out of the bag.

well game on then, lemme know when he first gets to dip his wick

 

[heatherrae]

well game on then, lemme know when he first gets to dip his wick

LOL...now THAT i will keep to myself, despite my exuberance.

 

[Lestat]

LOL...now THAT i will keep to myself, despite my exuberance.

pics of it too please

 

[chewyxrage]

I honestly can't believe how many hookups have come from this site

 

[nimbus]

oh god this is so sickening but i can't look away

 

[Smurfy]

I honestly can't believe how many hookups have come from this site

 

[nimbus]

maybe he'll buy you plat for mother's day

 

[all the whey]

Hello there Pooky Girl

 

[chewyxrage]

fucking pooky actually works?

I could never say that

 

[samoth]

fucking pooky actually works?

I could never say that

And some of us never will...

 

[samoth]

Wait, didn't one of these people completely and utterly e-hate the other? Did they finally get over their delusions that the internet gives the whole truth or something?

I'd love to wish you both well and stuff, but the other half of me would love to see some intense internet drama, with people taking sides and bookies making bets and stuff. (Hey, it's been a while since the last drama like this happened on the public EF boards...)

 

[Dial_tone]

I vote shmoopie can ONLY be used in threads HR starts so I don't have to be caught off guard by it

 

[samoth]

I vote shmoopie can ONLY be used in threads HR starts so I don't have to be caught off guard by it

I second this notion.

 

[heatherrae]

You think, my choco-shmoopie and science-shmoopie?

 

[Cutiebaby]

thanks for the bump.
It is late, I am tired and cannot read a lot.
Tell me are you two an item now?

 

[heatherrae]

thanks for the bump.
It is late, I am tired and cannot read a lot.
Tell me are you two an item now?

We've just been out twice. =-)

 

[EnderJE]

Thanks for renewing my faith in EF.

Lemme get my sleeping pills and vodka.

 

[Cutiebaby]

We've just been out twice. =-)

really. that is awesome. One thing I can tell you from internet ef experiences is that he is a nice guy.Good luck to you both, and I hope that you both can find comfort and happiness within each other...
Yah, I am happy for you both!

 

[heatherrae]

really. that is awesome. One thing I can tell you from internet ef experiences is that he is a nice guy.Good luck to you both, and I hope that you both can find comfort and happiness within each other...
Yah, I am happy for you both!

Thanks. He is genuinely a kind person, which is number one in my book.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

and some special someone has renewed my faith in men.

he just wants to hit it raw cause he already knows he can't get you pregnant

 

[Cutiebaby]

Thanks. He is genuinely a kind person, which is number one in my book.

your welcome