About to hear some bullshit lol

[the.gladiator1987]

Remember i said my ex cheated on me? Well i never had any evidence, jus what people told me. She has denied it to this day.

Well she calls my buddy and tell him that she doesnt know what to admit to me about, so basically im gonna get a call and shes gonna admit something, then thats it. She told my bud that shes afraid to admit something that no one has talked about. lol wtf, and shes pregnant with my kid i think. so basically im just asking for good luck and that hopefully i dont rip her head off. Im thinking its gonna be 2 weeks before she tells me EVERYTHING

 

[ceo]

good luck rob.

 

[-SD-]

abortion time.

 

[SouthernLord]

abortion time.

This

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Seriously though bro, I really hope this all works out for you.

 

[cuthroat]

if its to late for Plan-B; there is always time for plan A like dave said...A for Abortion. If all else fails get a paternity test after its out of the oven.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

fuck my life, why me robs? im cocky, outgoing, friendly, good looking, wtf??

 

[-SD-]

Im not kidding about abortion rob. Ive done it twice and its the best thing i ever did and i got no problem stating it. When your back is against the wall you HANDLE BUSINESS. They cost about 5 bills, cash, or credit card only. Biggest bargain youll ever see in your life for that money.

Start right now talking her into it any which way you can.

 

[puddlemonkey]

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I'll do the shit myself, I've got stairs.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Im not kidding about abortion rob. Ive done it twice and its the best thing i ever did and i got no problem stating it.

rookie

 

[-SD-]

rookie

fat chicks that shove a jizzed in condom up thier vags dont count rob

 

[cuthroat]

Think of it as saving a life...your life. LOL

 

[Rachel...lol]

Remind me to never have unprotected sex with SD

 

[needtogetarmy]

Remember i said my ex cheated on me? Well i never had any evidence, jus what people told me. She has denied it to this day.

Well she calls my buddy and tell him that she doesnt know what to admit to me about, so basically im gonna get a call and shes gonna admit something, then thats it. She told my bud that shes afraid to admit something that no one has talked about. lol wtf, and shes pregnant with my kid i think. so basically im just asking for good luck and that hopefully i dont rip her head off. Im thinking its gonna be 2 weeks before she tells me EVERYTHING

And I thought my wife was a bitch...

 

[-SD-]

Remind me to never have unprotected sex with SD

Pro choice rights work for men also.
Handle business.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

dont i have to prove its mine first?

 

[-SD-]

dont i have to prove its mine first?

No, its best you dont even try either because it wastes time. The clock is ticking and the window to get an abortion doesnt last forever so start right now. 5 years from now you will thank me for the absolute steal of $500 you pay now for it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

dont i have to prove its mine first?

All you have to do is convince her it's best for everyone involved. Actually, just that it's best for her, women don't give a flying fuck what's best for you.

 

[-SD-]

All you have to do is convince her it's best for everyone involved. Actually, just that it's best for her, women don't give a flying fuck what's best for you.

Just focus on why its best for her. Show all negatives about her situation, paint as much doom and gloom as you can. Shouldnt be that hard in her situation.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Remind me to never have unprotected sex with SD

I will soon have a vasectomy. A fool proof plan.

 

[mustang_00]

Im not kidding about abortion rob. Ive done it twice and its the best thing i ever did and i got no problem stating it. When your back is against the wall you HANDLE BUSINESS. They cost about 5 bills, cash, or credit card only. Biggest bargain youll ever see in your life for that money.

Start right now talking her into it any which way you can.

i bet you felt like a dumb ass afterward when your asshole was all stretched out and finding out guys can't have kids.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

She is cheating on you.



!

 

[lander2312]

500 dollars is a steal...i pay more than that for child support every freakin month...actually quiet a bit more than that...now multiply that X12...then for 18 years....yeah it sucks.

 

[-SD-]

500 dollars is a steal...i pay more than that for child support every freakin month...actually quiet a bit more than that...now multiply that X12...then for 18 years....yeah it sucks.

Glad, you better take a good at this post kid cuz its no gutdamn joke. If you think apricot seeds and waiting at Chiles sucks now just wait rob.

 

[binö]

Im not kidding about abortion rob. Ive done it twice and its the best thing i ever did and i got no problem stating it. When your back is against the wall you HANDLE BUSINESS. They cost about 5 bills, cash, or credit card only. Biggest bargain youll ever see in your life for that money.

Start right now talking her into it any which way you can.

no travelers checks or money orders glad, come correct!!

 

[-SD-]

no travelers checks or money orders glad, come correct!!

Just letting our young Glad know they dont take no fuckin paypal or plant seeds for payment

 

[cuthroat]

Abort then get a vasectomy...two of the best decisions of my life. Now when a chic says "ummmhh...therz sumthin we need to talk about...im late" I can be like "nice try bitch see you never". =D

 

[-SD-]

Abort then get a vasectomy...two of the best decisions of my life. Now when a chic says "ummmhh...therz sumthin we need to talk about...im late" I can be like "nice try bitch see you never". =D

Even better. I bet you have fun with that shit when they try to claim preg by you. The possibilities are endless rob

 

[EnderJE]

 

[EnderJE]

 

[javaguru]

500 dollars is a steal...i pay more than that for child support every freakin month...actually quiet a bit more than that...now multiply that X12...then for 18 years....yeah it sucks.

Don't forget about college....u aren't technically obligated but...

 

[Rachel...lol]

I will soon have a vasectomy. A fool proof plan.

I wouldn't mind having your baby though...

 

[Rachel...lol]

About to hear some... 24-Oct-2010 01:21 AM javaguru OMG...that's the last thing you should have posted.

Relax JG it's all in fun. A big J/K

 

[javaguru]

About to hear some... 24-Oct-2010 01:21 AM javaguru OMG...that's the last thing you should have posted.

Relax JG it's all in fun. A big J/K

Thanks for posting a K message...you are now officially on my unofficial "people to fuck with list."

 

[nimbus]

red or green?

 

[javaguru]

red or green?

Always green...I'm not a hater....this site is entertainment.

The only exception would be the unit circle......if it had an account I would bomb it daily.

 

[nefertiti]

About to hear some... 24-Oct-2010 01:21 AM javaguru OMG...that's the last thing you should have posted.

Relax JG it's all in fun. A big J/K

Just an FYI...posting K messages and PMs without consent with names included is frowned upon. For future reference.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

lol @ frowned upon. Ban her like you guys have banned me so many guddamn times


So i talked to my ex, she admitted fucking him 4 times lol. 2 more times than I had known about, and i know theres more. we are done for good no questions asked, i was actually calm the whole time because my buddy had told me earlier that she would admit something. I actually voice recorded her admitting it with her not knowing hahahahaha

 

[nimbus]

lol @ frowned upon. Ban her like you guys have banned me so many guddamn times


So i talked to my ex, she admitted fucking him 4 times lol. 2 more times than I had known about, and i know theres more. we are done for good no questions asked, i was actually calm the whole time because my buddy had told me earlier that she would admit something. I actually voice recorded her admitting it with her not knowing hahahahaha

Vocaroo | Record and send voice emails

DO IT DO IT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[binö]

yea post that shit up glad, and i'm glad for you that the kid isn't yours
and you don't have to raise it

 

[the.gladiator1987]

yea post that shit up glad, and i'm glad for you that the kid isn't yours
and you don't have to raise it

i never said it wasnt my kid brah, theres probably a 50/50 chance its mine. I hope its not, i hope i get a second chance at life. How much is a test where they can do it now and not have to wait till its born?

 

[-SD-]

i never said it wasnt my kid brah, theres probably a 50/50 chance its mine. I hope its not, i hope i get a second chance at life. How much is a test where they can do it now and not have to wait till its born?

doesnt matter, check PM rob

 

[Strongbow'sAbs]

..

 

[shirlene29]

We'll be back soon, got put in timeout. Now make me a sammich.

wtf, cut it the fuck out and do your banting like a man



christ


the prenatal paternity test is big bucks glad and a judge pretty much WONT order it because theres a minute risk to the fetus

if its past 12 weeks, you're fucked waiting ...pre 12 weeks...I really hope she doesn't have the kid because this a fucking trainwreck...p.s. medicaid will pay for an abortion also if shes piss poor, they aren't supposed to but they do in almost all states

demand a paternity test if she has the kid bro...my husband has been roped twice for kids that weren't his and is a hella legal mess to get sorted out after the fact

 

[-SD-]

wtf, cut it the fuck out and do your banting like a man



christ


the prenatal paternity test is big bucks glad and a judge pretty much WONT order it because theres a minute risk to the fetus

if its past 12 weeks, you're fucked waiting ...pre 12 weeks...I really hope she doesn't have the kid because this a fucking trainwreck...p.s. medicaid will pay for an abortion also if shes piss poor, they aren't supposed to but they do in almost all states

demand a paternity test if she has the kid bro...my husband has been roped twice for kids that weren't his and is a hella legal mess to get sorted out after the fact

jesus fuck what kind of bad luck is that lolol

 

[shirlene29]

its called hes from kentucky and like to blow loads in bitches apparently....

plus, he was in the service...which means he burned up a lot of ass

given his numbers this isn't too bad of odds...lolol

 

[lartinos]

I told you to get an abortion in original thread. You wasted too much time. You are doomed. Pray it isn't yours..

 

[75th]

 

[nangiggles]

4 times, jeez.... it's really a 50/50 it seems, hope this will teach you to wear a damn condom...if you did let's say its 99/1 then...

 

[the.gladiator1987]

i know i wish i would have then id know lol

 

[wootoom]

hes cheating on you

 

[-SD-]

I feel guilty for loling at young Glad all the times before.

Now that he has a major shitsandwich in his life. Not kidding, I really feel bad for him. Just a young rob trying to make it and do the right thing and this bullshit happens.

Anyone else feel this way?

 

[shirlene29]

I feel guilty for loling at young Glad all the times before.

Now that he has a major shitsandwich in his life. Not kidding, I really feel bad for him. Just a young rob trying to make it and do the right thing and this bullshit happens.

Anyone else feel this way?

I do and don't...like, he was warned by people with more life experience and he basically told everyone to fuck off

but then, I think its a shame youth is wasted on the young...especially in circumstances like this
young bro shouldn't have to pay such a steep price for being cocky and ignorant

neither should this poor baby that didn't ask to be conceived

 

[the.gladiator1987]

i did tell ppl to fuck off, that was a mistake...i think ive learned basically that the older ppl have wisdom and i should listen to their experiences and their opinions. I know one day ill be 40 doing the same thing to a 20 y/o that used to be just like me and ill think WTF is this kid doing lol

i dont want this kid. im already hittin up plentyoffish back up though. Ill be postin lots of pics and vids of some new shit and some new girls, i owe you guys

 

[Rachel...lol]

i did tell ppl to fuck off, that was a mistake...i think ive learned basically that the older ppl have wisdom and i should listen to their experiences and their opinions. I know one day ill be 40 doing the same thing to a 20 y/o that used to be just like me and ill think WTF is this kid doing lol

i dont want this kid. im already hittin up plentyoffish back up though. Ill be postin lots of pics and vids of some new shit and some new girls, i owe you guys

you are such a stupid fuckstick. Grow up - "I don't want this kid" to posting up pics and vids of girls from POF. Learn a fucking lesson.

 

[Strongbow]

If the bitch has the kid and it is yours, you better fucking take care of it. If not or its not yours, in for pics and videos of girls. Also make a rap song about me, I deserve my own rap tribute. Email me later I got some info for you.

 

[nangiggles]

[/b]

you are such a stupid fuckstick. Grow up - "I don't want this kid" to posting up pics and vids of girls from POF. Learn a fucking lesson.

^^^^This, fucking around with girls and being a man whore is what got you here, cool the cock for a bit and get ur head straight before u start banging away again....

 

[-SD-]

Holy fucking shit.

 

[75th]

i did tell ppl to fuck off, that was a mistake...i think ive learned basically that the older ppl have wisdom and i should listen to their experiences and their opinions. I know one day ill be 40 doing the same thing to a 20 y/o that used to be just like me and ill think WTF is this kid doing lol

i dont want this kid. im already hittin up plentyoffish back up though. Ill be postin lots of pics and vids of some new shit and some new girls, i owe you guys

The juxtaposition of these two paragraphs made my brain implode.

 

[musclemom]

If the kid is yours either be in it's life or not, but don't be half assed if you're going to be involved. Be forewarned, though, the harsh reality is if you have a shit relationship with the mom it's pretty hopeless having a decent relationship with the kid, especially under these circumstances (you both are very, very young and really had NO relationship foundation). Which means you will probably be nothing more than a check. So what happens is, you have a shit job, you pay a tiny amount of support. You get a good job, then she goes back to family court and gets the support decree raised. My husband's support order for two children, which included daycare, was $255 a week. He was providing more than 50% of the children's financial support but his kvnt of an ex wife wouldn't sign the IRS form so he could claim one of them on his taxes (she had primary physical custody) so she basically fucked him out of an additional $24,000+ over 8+ years.

Anyway, you created the thread announcing the pregnancy Aug. 1, that means she's more than 12 weeks along. Plan on staying underemployed for the next 18 years, or get the hell out of the country.

Sorry, dude.

 

[shirlene29]

good catch on the dates...I was thinking she was too far along by this point too but wasn't ambitious enough to check

second trimester abortion is generally only done in life threatening circumstance and is really ugly business

 

[-SD-]

Gutdamn it I wasted PMs trying to help him and didnt know the preg date was that far back.

If the preg date is Aug 1 you can forget the abortion bruh.

Listen to what MM said just above.

Or you can pray she doesnt give a shit about going after you for CS money.

Either way get the PAT test ASAP after its born to confirm.

 

[rnch]

abortion time.

wouldn't this violate glad's religious values?

 

[Strongbow]

Pretty sure it's the mom who will burn in hell for killing her unborn child Rnch. Glad should definately do his best to find alternative ways to deal with this.

 

[nangiggles]

I sincerely think you should take her to the Maury Povich show for a free DNA test and lots of LOLz

 

[lartinos]

Glad will never learn I am afraid, we will see.

 

[-SD-]

wouldn't this violate glad's religious values?

LOL yea youve been gone a while bor

 

[nangiggles]

he somehow set the religious values aside, fornicated, took shots off bellies, broke up a girl from her fiancee, shacked up with her, knocked her up and now baby may not be his.... that's the recap...

 

[rnch]

Glad will never learn I am afraid, we will see.

18 years of child support might wise him up!

 

[puddlemonkey]

rnch alert!!!

 

[the.gladiator1987]

fuck i hope its not mine, how r u supposed to have an abortion when shes almost 18 weeks?

 

[nimbus]

fuck i hope its not mine, how r u supposed to have an abortion when shes almost 18 weeks?

 

[SouthernLord]

Hahahahaha

 

[75th]

fuck i hope its not mine, how r u supposed to have an abortion when shes almost 18 weeks?

Hook up with Christopher Lloyd so he can take you back in time 18 weeks to when me and a few others told you to take care of it then...for the sake of the child. Even if it was yours.

 

[binö]

Hook up with Christopher Lloyd so he can take you back in time 18 weeks to when me and a few others told you to take care of it then...for the sake of society who ends up pay for everyone's "teehee". Even if it was yours.

1. the last flux capacitor was destroyed in 1989
2. fixed

 

[rnch]

you reap what you sow

 

[musclemom]

fuck i hope its not mine, how r u supposed to have an abortion when shes almost 18 weeks?

You don't. They don't like to do 2nd trimester abortions in this country unless mom's life is at risk. You are just going to have to wait until she gives birth then see if she sues you for child support, at which time you demand paternity test.

Here is a most pertinent part of my earlier post:

she's more than 12 weeks along. Plan on staying underemployed for the next 18 years, or get the hell out of the country.

Look, Glad, even when you WANT kids and are actually in love with their parents when you produce said children you can end up getting rammed in the ass. Do you have ANY idea how many adults are currently dealing with their unemployed 20-somethings moving back into the house? And let me tell you why that really, really sucks: At a time when you should be focusing strictly on clearing away your debt and socking as much as you can away for when you yourself are going to be too damned old to work you have a child who shows up on your doorstep because their only other choice is living on the streets selling blow jobs for their next meal.

This is what can happen when you put your penis in the vagina of a woman Remember high school health class? Next time, wait more than 24 hours before you bang a girl (think like 3 months) or be damned sure to wear a condom EVERY TIME. In all reality, if your religion is important to you then you should make sure there's something to the relationship beyond lust before you get intimate (and whether you're taking steroids or not at your age, if you've only been together for a few weeks, it's usually lust).

 

[75th]

dealing with their unemployed 20-somethings moving back into the house?

He should seeing as how he's one of them.

 

[nangiggles]

This is what can happen when you put your penis in the vagina of a woman Remember high school health class? Next time, wait more than 24 hours before you bang a girl (think like 3 months) or be damned sure to wear a condom EVERY TIME. In all reality, if your religion is important to you then you should make sure there's something to the relationship beyond lust before you get intimate (and whether you're taking steroids or not at your age, if you've only been together for a few weeks, it's usually lust).

This is one of the only few reasons I'm glad I barely have penis to vagina contact.... no babies....