Speaking of my luck, I was involved in a 90mph lay-day on my bike a couple years back...no shit all I suffered was a scuffed doc marten and a whole in my back pocket, I fucking slid a mile on my wallet and boot!!! Bike still tucked between my legs. Lucky for me it was raining. The bike suffered a scuffed footpeg and bar end.
I know stupid me doing 90 in the rain at night on a fucking enduro (KLR650).